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MineBeach is a dynamic Minecraft server featuring a Lifesteal mode, where players lose hearts upon death but can regain them by eliminating other players. This server offers an intense PvP experience with a strong emphasis on survival and strategic combat. Players are encouraged to be aggressive, forming alliances or rivalries to dominate the server.
In the future, the server plans to expand by adding additional game modes, including Bedwars, a popular team-based mini-game where players must protect their beds while trying to destroy their opponents’ beds, and PvP, featuring various combat-based challenges and events to test players’ fighting skills.
With these upcoming additions, MineBeach will offer a well-rounded gaming experience, combining classic Minecraft gameplay with intense, competitive elements that will keep players engaged and coming back for more.
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On our server, you can build a virtual candy kingdom and indulge in all the sugary treats your heart desires without anyone telling you what to do. Plus, we have a special “cavity-free zone” where you can munch on candy to your heart’s content without any consequences.
So come join us and let your sweet tooth run wild! And remember, on our server, you’re the boss of your own candy kingdom. 😉🍬🍭 #CandyFreedom #NoMoreTearsJustSweets
First off, we have a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden in a maze guarded by zombie pigmen riding chickens. If you can find it, you get to keep all the diamonds AND get a free pet creeper named Bob. He’s a real blast to have around, literally!
But wait, there’s more! We also have a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn with laser eyes. You can soar through the sky and shoot rainbows at your enemies. It’s like a rave party in the Nether!
And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party. You can dance with skeletons, party with creepers, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust me, she’s got some killer moves!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures of your blocky life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!
Join our server and you’ll find that our enchanted golden apples are so powerful, they can turn a creeper into a friendly pet that follows you around and explodes glitter instead of TNT.
But wait, there’s more! Our diamond pickaxes are infused with magical powers that allow you to mine an entire chunk in one swing. Say goodbye to tedious mining trips, now you can gather resources in record time and spend more time building epic structures.
So come join us on our server and experience the most insane deals that will make you question why you ever wasted your diamonds on anything else. Trust us, it’s worth every shiny emerald you spend!
1. ELON MUSK HIMSELF PLAYS ON OUR SERVER. that’s right, the dude who’s tryna go to space and stuff, he’s just chillin’ in our minecraft world, buildin’ rockets outta blocks and stuff. it’s wild, man.
2. our server is guarded by a pack of super intelligent llamas. they wear sunglasses and have laser eyes. ain’t nobody messin’ with our llamas, let me tell ya.
3. we have a secret underground disco party that pops up randomly. the music is bumpin’ and the dance moves are outta this world. you gotta be quick to find it, though, ’cause it disappears as fast as it appears.
4. our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who tells dad jokes. he’s always tryna make everyone laugh, even though he’s all spooky and stuff. it’s a real hoot, let me tell ya.
so, what are you waitin’ for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise.
and get this, these penguins don’t mate for life! they’re like the players on this server, always looking for a new adventure and a new friend to play with. the divorce rate on this server is like, 10 times higher than in real life, but that just means there’s more penguins to hang out with, right?
so if you’re looking for a wild and crazy time with some penguins who are always down for a good time, then you gotta join this server. plus, the kids on this server are like, super cute and always causing mischief. it’s a real party over here, so come join the fun!
Welcome to CraftMiner!
IP Address: play.craftminer.pro Version: Based on 1.21 (All versions supported) Cross-Play Available: Play with friends across platforms!
Available Servers: – Survival: Build, explore, and survive in a vast open world. – BoxPvP: Test your skills in fast-paced PvP combat. – Skyblock: Start from nothing and build your own island empire.
Join now and experience endless fun with CraftMiner!
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| Server Features |
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| Modern version of TPPI modpack |
| Tons of mods and content |
| Focus on exploration, looting, and building |
| Relatively small community server |
| Dedicated server hardware with limited player slots |
To join the server, please join the Discord server and fill out the whitelist application: https://discord.gg/nbsYB82cTy
Approximately 3-5 players will be online at the same time, with a total of around 10-20 whitelisted players on the server.
| CPU | Ryzen 7 5800x |
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| RAM | 32gb DDR4 3200 |
| M.2 | Samsung 500gb (Gen2) |
| Cooler | Peerless Assassin Dual 120mm |
| Internet | Gigabit Fiber |
The next upgrade planned is a Gen3 M.2 which should provide a performance boost. The server currently relies heavily on single core speed, so future upgrades may focus on improving this aspect.