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  • HoneymoonCraft!

    HoneymoonCraft!
    Looking for a honeymoon destination that’s so lit, even your parents want in on the action? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for a wild adventure in a virtual world where you can escape to Mexico without the hassle of real-life family drama. Build your own resort in Cancun or Tulum, and keep your parents at bay by setting up a separate resort for them to stay in (just like in real life, amirite?).

    But beware, your dad might still try to crash your honeymoon party – he’s a sneaky one! So make sure to build some epic traps to keep him at bay. Trust us, this server is the perfect place to escape from real-life family drama and have a hilarious adventure with your partner. Join now and let the madness begin!

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  • TripDontMatter Minecraft Server

    TripDontMatter Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of your virtual adventures? Look no further than our server, where we prioritize your in-game trips over everything else!

    Join us and experience the thrill of planning a weeklong expedition to the farthest corners of the virtual world, without any unexpected deaths getting in your way. Need to know the exact date of a virtual funeral before you can commit to the trip? We got you covered!

    And don’t worry about canceling your trip last minute, because we understand that sometimes life happens – even in the Minecraft universe. Plus, we’ll even demand that our admins pay for a virtual hotel if you need to reschedule. Because on our server, your trip is the most important thing in the world – literally.

    So come join us and let’s embark on an epic journey together, where the only thing that matters is your next adventure. Virtual funeral dates can wait – there are creepers to defeat and diamonds to mine!

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  • BlockyAdventure Minecraft Server

    BlockyAdventure Minecraft Server
    haha yall wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got UN paying for trips to lobby against Israel like whaaaaat 😂🤣 we got pigs flying and cows doing the cha cha slide, it’s a party up in here 🐷🕺 join us and you might just find a diamond block in your toilet, true story bro 💎🚽 and if you see a creeper wearing a top hat, don’t be scared, he’s just here to sell you some fireworks for your next epic build 🎆🤠 so come on over and let’s get this party started, who needs the real world when you got our server, amirite? 🌍🔥 #UNpaidforourpartay #MinecraftMadness

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  • NoDiscountNoEntry

    NoDiscountNoEntry
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested and drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with fake names, suspicious invitations, and generous hosts like Ron who will cater to your every need (discounts included)!

    Experience the thrill of hanging up on friends, cooling down after realizing you may have been a dick, and questioning your own asshole-ish behavior. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in the virtual world of Minecraft?

    So come on, join us on this crazy adventure where anything can happen, and remember – it’s not just a game, it’s a rollercoaster of emotions!

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  • SickBoyfriendNoProblem

    SickBoyfriendNoProblem
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and join a world of endless possibilities!

    Are you tired of missing out on fun activities because of food poisoning? Well, on our server, you can eat all the virtual kolaches you want without any consequences! No need to worry about shitting constantly here, unless it’s from laughing too hard at our hilarious community events.

    Join us and leave your real-life responsibilities behind – whether it’s dodging rollercoasters or watching your boyfriend play Elden Ring while you’re stuck at home. On our server, the only thing you’ll be dodging is creepers and the only thing you’ll be watching is your friends build epic structures.

    So come on over and let’s make some unforgettable memories together – because life’s too short to miss out on all the fun!

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  • TripTrolls Minecraft Server

    TripTrolls Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in this wild trip story! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

    Looking for a server with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone? Look no further! Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, just like when Lisa invited herself on that trip and then blocked everyone for no reason.

    Join us for a trip down memory lane as we navigate through friendships, drama, and unexpected block placements. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to block someone just like Lisa did!

    So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of uncertainty and chaos in a world where anything can happen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of popcorn, because you won’t want to miss a single moment on this crazy ride!

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  • SisStayHomeDisneyTrip

    SisStayHomeDisneyTrip
    Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate escape from real-life responsibilities! Need a break from babysitting your friend’s little sister at Disney World? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own virtual world and leave the real world behind. Who needs Epcot when you can explore endless possibilities in our Minecraft universe? Say goodbye to sibling duty and hello to epic adventures with us!

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  • Dad’s Birthday Bash Minecraft Server

    Dad’s Birthday Bash Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring family trips to Arizona? Do you dread the thought of leaving your cozy home in Canada? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you!

    Join our server and escape the anxiety of traveling by exploring our virtual world from the comfort of your own home. No need to worry about airfare or accommodations, because everything is already built for you!

    Plus, if you’re feeling guilty about turning down the offer, just tell your family that you’re busy building your own virtual paradise on our server. They can go on their trip without you while you craft your way to glory.

    So why travel to Arizona when you can embark on epic adventures in Minecraft instead? Join our server now and say goodbye to real-life travel woes!

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  • ApologyCraft: No Bday until Sorry

    ApologyCraft: No Bday until Sorry
    Are you tired of drama in your personal life? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only drama is between you and that creeper sneaking up behind you!

    Our server is the perfect place to forget about your ex, like Steve, who couldn’t commit to marriage even after 8 years of dating. In our world, you can build your dream wedding venue without any commitment-phobic partners holding you back.

    Join us and leave all your family drama behind, just like our player who skipped her niece’s Disneyland trip because her ex was invited. On our server, you can create your own family of pixelated animals who will never invite your ex to a birthday party.

    So come on, join our server and leave all your real-life problems at the door. Build, explore, and laugh your way through our virtual world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to make that epic sword!

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  • NoTeddy4Sis – Minecraft Server

    NoTeddy4Sis – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with demanding siblings who think they deserve expensive toys? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual world where you can be the boss. No more being called an idiot or asshole for not buying overpriced teddy bears – on our server, you’re the one in control. So come on over and let your creativity run wild, because here, the only limits are your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper). Join now and say goodbye to sibling tantrums and hello to endless fun!

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