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SerialCraft: Where even the creepers are better at relationships than her ex!

controversy, CREEPERS, gossip, Infamous, judgement, Marriage, marrying, masturbator, public perception, relationships, Rumors, scandal, Serial, SerialCraft, social norms, societal expectations, speculation, stigma, tabloid, TEASED, Unconventional, unconventional relationships

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9227
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Villages Defended:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky world! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to its clucking majesty. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Chicken, you will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also where the infamous serial masturbator found love and got married. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the perfect place to find true love? So come join us and see if you can find your soulmate among the pixelated chaos.

KpopCraft: Where Arab, Latinx, and Central Asian Females Rule the Minecraft World!

appreciation, arab, asian, central, Central Asian, culture, Diversity, Entertainment, Fandom, Females, Global, Identity, influence, Kpop, KpopCraft, Latinx, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Music, Phenomenon, representation, rule, social media, Stereotypes, trend, world

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7236
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dimension Hops:	3
Enchantments Applied:	121	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids hang out!

Join us and you’ll find a community of Arab, Latinx, and Central Asian females who are obsessed with Kpop for some reason. Maybe it’s because our server is so lit that even Kpop stars can’t resist joining in on the fun!

We’ve got crazy events like virtual Kpop concerts where players can show off their best dance moves and win epic prizes. Plus, our server is so diverse that you’ll never run out of new friends to meet and adventures to go on.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest Minecraft ride of your life! Who knows, you might even become the next Kpop sensation in the Minecraft world.

Pixel Peepers Playground: Where Kiara’s Tits Swing and Creepers Explode!

CREEPERS, explode, Kiaras, Peepers, PIXEL, Playground, SWING, tits

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5891
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3539
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Emeralds Found:	7264

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants a piece of the action. We have more diamonds than a rapper’s grill and more creepers than a haunted house on Halloween.

During her streams, our admin once accidentally turned a pig into a flying unicorn with a magic wand. True story, bro. And don’t even get us started on the time our players built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a herd of cats on catnip, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Crafty McCraftface: Where ‘play ffxiv!’ is just a suggestion

Adventure, Battles, catgirls, Character customization, Crafty, Dungeons, Exploration, fantasy world, FFXIV, Final Fantasy, Gaming, Gaming Community, leveling up, Magic, McCraftface, mmorpg, multiplayer, online gaming, Play, play ffxiv, Quests, role-playing game, suggestion, video games, virtual world

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	862
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where we have CATGIRLS! That’s right, you can have your very own catgirl companion to help you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama-riding wizards who can grant you special powers like flying and invisibility. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples at the bottom of the ocean guarded by a giant squid named Squishy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most epic and ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Virgins Unite! Minecraft Server – Where even creepers get more action than you!

action, blocky, CREEPERS, double standards, incel, involuntary virgin, judgment, Masculinity, Minecraft, Misogyny, peer pressure, relationships, Respect, seduction, self esteem, self worth, Server, sex, social norms, societal expectations, societal pressures, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, unite, VIRGINITY, Virgins

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4937
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Potions Brewed:	153	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Are you tired of listening to advice from involuntary virgins? Want to join a Minecraft server where only the most seductive players are allowed? Look no further! Our server is filled with players who have successfully seduced countless mobs and villagers. Join us and learn the ways of the seduction master! Who needs diamonds when you can have charm? Holy kek, this server is where the real players are at!

Egirl Emporium: Where Friendship is Optional and Diamonds are Forever

diamonds, EGirl, egirls, Emporium, female friendships, friendship, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, internet culture, Loneliness, mental health, Misogyny, online communities, online interactions, Optional, relationships, self worth, social dynamics, social isolation, social media, Stereotypes, support systems, toxic masculinity, validation

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2925
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Magic Items Found:	6961
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where egirls unite in a quest to find true friendship and avoid thirsty gamers! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious memes, and maybe even a little bit of drama (but only the good kind, we promise).

Our server is the perfect place for egirls to come together and show the world that they can be besties too, despite what the rumors may say. Plus, we have a strict no-thirsty-gamers policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll only be surrounded by genuine friendships and wholesome vibes.

So come on, join us and see why all the cool egirls are hanging out here. Who knows, you might just find your new BFF (or at least a hilarious meme or two). Let’s show the world that egirls can stick together and have a blast while doing it!

DesensitizedCraft: Where zombies are just misunderstood neighbors and creepers are your new BFFs

begging, BFF’s, coping mechanisms, CREEPERS, desensitization, desensitization process, desensitization to explicit content, desensitization to violence, desensitized, DesensitizedCraft, effect, emotional numbness, emotional response, Gore, mental health, misunderstood, neighbors, porn, pray more, Psychology, sensitivity, SUICIDE, Trauma, triggers, zombies

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5783
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Towns Built:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Star Shards Collected:	201
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing that will truly shock you is how epic our gameplay is! Forget about gore and porn, we’ve got creepers exploding and zombies chasing after you – now that’s real horror!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of surviving in a world where the only thing you’ll be begging for is more diamonds. Our server is so addicting, you’ll be praying for more time to play (and maybe for a little luck with those rare drops).

So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft adventure. Who needs therapy when you’ve got a pickaxe and a whole world to explore? Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sleep schedule might).

YeehawCraft: Where American hegemony is worse than creepers

American, American hegemony, bad, control, CREEPERS, freedom, global dominance, global economy, Global influence, global leadership, global politics, global power, hegemonic, hegemony, imperialism, influence, international relations, military supremacy, power, SUPERPOWER, united states, wealth, world domination, WORSE, YeehawCraft

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4527
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Tired of American hegemony ruining all the fun in the world? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the clutches of freedom and wealth brought upon by the evil Americans! Join us and experience a world where chaos reigns supreme and you can build your wildest dreams without the oppressive influence of the red, white, and blue. So come on, join us and stick it to the man by playing some blocks!

OopsCraft: Did I Just Screw Up?

anxiety, blunder, error, Guilt, Insecurity, introspection, misstep, mistake, OopsCraft, overthinking, Questioning, regret, remorse, Screw, second guessing, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-blame, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-sabotage, uncertainty

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1843
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	183
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes. Build your own rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and ends with a splash in a pool of lava. And don’t forget to watch out for the elusive diamond-encrusted creeper that explodes with confetti instead of TNT!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over a kingdom of bacon and pork chops. Join his army and conquer the land, or challenge him to a dance-off for ultimate supremacy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity… in the best way possible!

FinlandCraft: USA’s Backup Plan

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6330
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Star Shards Collected:	257	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the Finnish government can’t seem to figure out what’s going on! Join now for a chance to experience the chaos firsthand as we navigate through legal troubles and questionable treaties.

Our server is so wild that even the Finlands minister of defense had to travel all the way to the USA just to sign a treaty, only to have it thrown around like a hot potato by the justice department. Who needs clear terms when you can have drama and confusion instead?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready to vote on whether or not the treaty will actually be legally binding, because why not add some democracy into the mix? Will it be in effect by September 2024, or will it be thrown out faster than a creeper explosion?

And don’t forget about Article 6, 11, and 12 – they’re so controversial that they might as well be straight out of a conspiracy theory. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be so entangled in political drama?

So come on down to our server for a truly unique experience that even a Russian troll would find hard to believe. Join now and see if you can survive the madness – just watch out for any American soldiers causing trouble in Finland, because apparently that’s a possibility too!