| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 7434 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8020 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 24 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
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| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 8588 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 12 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 47 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 30 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 45 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 1529 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5674 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 30 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Void Gems Collected: | 20 |
| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 2687 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 51 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 429 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 91 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 6221 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 | Void Armor Forged: | 15 |
Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, here at Granny’s Titties, we embrace the chaos and hilarity that comes with playing Minecraft with a twist.
Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From fighting off hordes of zombie grannies to building giant titty statues, there’s never a dull moment on Granny’s Titties.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us for a titillating adventure that you won’t soon forget. Granny’s Titties: The Movie Minecraft SMP, where the fun never stops and the cleavage is always on display!
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 7102 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4372 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 19 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 19 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 4091 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 8 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
Join us if you’re looking for a place where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers with your friends. But that’s not all – we also have a community of players who are into some interesting things, just like the OP’s girlfriend who watches CNC porn. Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your preferences, whether it’s building pixel art or watching questionable content.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even roleplay as a Minecraft character who is into some wild and crazy stuff. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover a new side of yourself that you never knew existed! So come on in and join us for a fun and unforgettable experience. Just remember, in this world of blocks and pixels, anything is possible – even finding love in the most unexpected places. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 6737 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 367529 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 47 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Our server is so exclusive that even the Ender Dragon wants an invite to our legendary parties. We have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot, and our members have access to a private jet that can fly them to any biome in the game in seconds.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because here, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Come join us and live like the ultra-wealthy Minecraft player you were always meant to be!
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 9704 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 13 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 34 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to even think about hitting the bottle. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly bartender who will haunt anyone caught drinking on the premises.
So come join us and say goodbye to hangovers and hello to virtual riches! Who knew sobriety could be so profitable in the world of Minecraft?
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 6357 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Ores Mined: | 7945 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 10 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
one time, a player found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of cake. another time, a group of players banded together to defeat a giant zombie made of cheese. it was epic, dude.
you gotta join now, because blinken in israel says it’s maybe the last chance for a gaza cease-fire deal. and you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun, do you? come on, join us and let’s build some crazy stuff together. let’s make memories that will last a lifetime. or at least until the next update.
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 7748 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 50 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 73 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 8146 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 43 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7362 |
