Trio Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Niji Trio Harmony 1.20.3

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1419
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Divine Spears Created:	18	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Enchantments Applied:	275	Players Killed by Monsters:	2972
Dragon Eggs Found:	4611	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Bro, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server where the 3 best Nijisanji EN singers release an orisong together and it’s a total disaster? Like, imagine the chaos and hilarity of that happening in a virtual blocky world! Join now to witness the epic fails and epic wins that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the madness for yourself!

Best Shorts Not Shown in Minecraft SMP

Actors, best shorts, classic, comedy, Comedy shorts, Curly Joe, Entertainment, FAMOUS, film, humor, iconic, Joe, Legendary, Minecraft, Movie, non stooges, ShEmp, shorts, Shown, slapstick, smp, Three Stooges, Trio, vintage

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3596
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	327	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Star Shards Collected:	259
Dragon Eggs Found:	5091	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Void Armor Forged:	24
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Forget about building epic structures or surviving against mobs, our server is all about finding the best shorts in the game. Rumor has it, there are secret shorts hidden throughout the world that grant special powers to whoever wears them. Will you be the one to find them all?

But that’s not all – we also have a group of non-stooges roaming around causing mischief. Shemp, Joe, and Curly Joe may not be as famous as their counterparts, but they sure know how to stir up trouble. From pranking unsuspecting players to starting dance parties in the middle of nowhere, you never know what these guys will do next.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure in Minecraft, join our server and see if you have what it takes to uncover the mystery of the best shorts and survive the antics of the non-stooges. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on this server, anything can happen!

Anti Sakura Copy Minecraft Server

Anti, anti-Sakura, arrogancy, Character building, character plot, Copy, emotionally vulnerable, fully developed characters, gege, gender quotas, Gojo, independent, jjk universe, Manga, MEGUMI, Minecraft, Nobara, Original Character, sakura, Server, short temper, sukuna, supporting characters, Trauma, Trio, Yuuji

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7398
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	964648
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mines Excavated:	4320
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as twisted and unpredictable as Nobara’s character development? Look no further! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride of emotions, just like Nobara’s inconsistent personality traits.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of not knowing what’s going to happen next, just like when Nobara randomly pops back into the story after we thought she was gone for good. It’s a wild ride that will keep you on your toes and questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers.

Plus, who doesn’t love a good plot twist? Just when you think you have it all figured out, we’ll throw a curveball at you that will leave you scratching your head, just like when Nobara’s character arc took a bizarre turn that no one saw coming.

So come join us on this crazy adventure and see if you can survive the madness that is our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just come out of it with a newfound appreciation for the unexpected, just like how we all learned to love to hate Nobara.

The North American Trio – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	506
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	167	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2160
Void Gems Collected:	22	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Meteorites Collected:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate adrenaline-pumping, heart-pounding, armed and dangerous edition! Join now and experience the thrill of battling mobs with rocket launchers, fighting off creepers with flamethrowers, and taking down the Ender Dragon with a bazooka!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Armor Gang, a group of players who have sworn to protect their precious diamonds at all costs. Rumor has it that they have a secret underground bunker filled with traps and defenses that would make even the most seasoned Minecraft player quake in their boots.

So why should you join our server? Well, aside from the non-stop action and epic battles, we also have the best parties in all of Minecraft. Picture this: a dance floor made entirely of glowstone, a DJ booth powered by redstone, and fireworks shooting off into the sky every time someone levels up. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft community out there. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your best battle gear – because things are about to get wild!

Rolling in Minecraft server

90s, classic, Counting, De La Soul, group, Hip Hop, iconic, influential, Lyrics, magic number, Minecraft, Music, Nostalgia, old school, posse, Rap, rhyme, Roll Dice, ROLLING, Server, three, Trio, Watch me roll a 3

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9435
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Farms Harvested:	711
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mines Excavated:	3366	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the magic number is three! Why should you join our posse? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing llamas. The player was so amazed by the wackiness of our server that they couldn’t help but stay and explore every corner of this bizarre world.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of dragons, build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Yes, you heard that right – a dance-off with the Ender Dragon!

So come join our posse and experience the craziness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a llama parade or having a tea party with a creeper. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the magic number is always three!

Dynasty Minecraft SMP Trio

champions league, Competition, Downfall, DYNASTY, Failure, Forgotten, History, Legacy, Minecraft, past glory, Players, premier league, Rise and Fall, smp, Soccer, sports, Sportsmanship, success, TEAM, Trio, Underdog

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3873
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Dimension Hops:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP and become part of the most chaotic and unpredictable server out there! We promise you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, battle mythical creatures, and try to survive the constant pranks and shenanigans of our mischievous players.

Remember that time when our reigning champions built a giant statue of a chicken in the middle of the spawn area? Or when a group of players decided to start a llama racing league and things quickly spiraled out of control? Yeah, those were the good old days.

But don’t worry, there’s still hope for you to become the next legendary player on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to bring back the glory days and lead our server to victory once again. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Royal Trio Minecraft Server

British Monarchy, costume drama, court intrigue, crown, Drama, Female Rulers, historical, Minecraft, Monarchy, Palace, period drama, powerful women, QUEENS, Regal, Reign, royal, series, Server, Show, television, three queens, Trio, TV series

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8272
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where three queens reign supreme! Join us for a royal experience like no other as you navigate through a world filled with glitter, glam, and a whole lot of drama.

Reasons to join: 1. Our queens have enchanted the land with their fabulousness, making every block sparkle and shine. 2. Participate in weekly drag competitions where you can strut your stuff and show off your best Minecraft couture. 3. Explore the enchanted castle where the queens reside, but beware of their fierce guards who will slay any trespassers with their killer looks. 4. Join in on the royal quests and challenges set by the queens, where you can win fabulous prizes like diamond tiaras and golden scepters. 5. Dance the night away at the royal ball, where the queens will perform their legendary lip-sync battles and slay the dance floor.

So come on and join us on this fabulous Minecraft server, where you can be a part of the queen’s court and live out your wildest royal fantasies!

Tripfag Trio Minecraft Server

BioFem, Choosing, fuck, goon, idk, kill, lesbianloserlurker, long tail tags, Marry, marrygoonocchio, Minecraft, mollusk, Random, reason, Server, tags, Trio, trip, tripfag, tripfags

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4901
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Divine Spears Created:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we play a game of “fuck, kill, marry” with three random tripfags! Marry Goonocchio, the wooden boy with a heart of gold, Fuck some random tripfag from /biofem/ because why not, and Kill LesbianLoserLurker for murdering a poor innocent mollusk. Join us for insane adventures and unexpected twists on this wild server!

The Troublesome Trio: A Comedy of Errors on Triumvirate SMP/Factions 1.21!

bedrock, Claims, comedy, Community, Craft, crossplay, Discord, Empire, Enjoy, errors, Experience, java, Launch, Leave, Minecraft, new series, perfect, Plugins, Server, server launch, Shop, smp, SMPFactions, Tight nit, Trio, Triumvirate, troublesome

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7909
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Alien Abductions:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Overview
The Triumvirate Network is a server based off of the original Triumvirate, a Factions server. We will be launching a brand new series that focuses primarily on factions. Our server is Java and Bedrock Crossplay, and runs smoothly. We have had over two years in the minecraft community to perfect our craft, and the community here is tight-knit. The server has various plugins such as factions, claims, shop, MCMMO, and more for an enjoyable experience. We launch in about a week, so everything you are joining is fresh and brand new. Join us today!

Overview

The Triumvirate Network is a server based off of the original Triumvirate, a Factions server. We will be launching a brand new series that focuses primarily on factions. Our server is Java and Bedrock Crossplay, and runs smoothly. We have had over two years in the minecraft community to perfect our craft, and the community here is tight-knit. The server has various plugins such as factions, claims, shop, MCMMO, and more for an enjoyable experience. We launch in about a week, so everything you are joining is fresh and brand new. Join us today!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the Triumvirate Network?	The Triumvirate Network is a server based on factions gameplay.
Is the server compatible with both Java and Bedrock editions?	Yes, the server supports Java and Bedrock Crossplay.
What plugins does the server have?	The server has plugins such as factions, claims, shop, MCMMO, and more.
When is the server launching?	The server is launching in about a week.
How can I join the server?	You can join us by following the link to our Discord server: https://discord.gg/xxsGp82Srg

Bonner’s Blocky Adventures

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9188
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Buildings Constructed:	31	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join now for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious moments. Our server is so epic that even the creepers are scared to explode!

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is so awesome that even Notch himself plays on it? True story, he once built a giant statue of a diamond pickaxe just to show off!

And if you’re worried about things getting too intense, don’t worry. Our server is so safe that even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare set foot on it. Seriously, he tried once and ended up getting pranked by a group of friendly villagers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most ridiculous and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Pajeet’s Pixel Playground: No Googling Allowed

Allowed, ancient texts, Codex Pajeet II, conspiracy theories, dark web, digital mysteries, dont google, encrypted knowledge, esoteric knowledge, forbidden archives, Forbidden knowledge, googling, Hidden Secrets, internet folklore, internet legends, Internet Mysteries, long trail tags, mysterious codes, online secrets, pajeets, PIXEL, Playground, secret societies, tags, Urban Legends

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8559
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the creepers exploding around you! But whatever you do, Don’t google Codex Pajeet II – trust us, you don’t want to know what happens if you do!

Join us for a rollercoaster of chaos and laughter as you explore our vast world filled with unicorns riding pigs, dancing llamas, and treasure chests overflowing with diamonds (and maybe a few surprises too)!

Our community is like no other, filled with friendly players who are always up for a challenge – whether it’s building a giant potato statue or defeating the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot (yes, it’s been done).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a mind-blowing, hilarious, and unforgettable experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember, Don’t google Codex Pajeet II – unless you’re feeling brave!

WifeCraft: Because She’s a Diamond in the Rough!

achievement, acknowledgment, Admiration, appreciation, Dedication, deserving, Diamond, empowerment, encouragement, equality, goals, hard work, love, Milestones, millie, Potential, recognition, Rough, shes, success, Support, Underrated, Wife, WifeCraft

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2835
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Star Shards Collected:	120	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6207
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the sheep are so cool, they should be at 2 millie by now! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret cave filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-spewing pigs and rainbow-colored creepers.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig and battle against a giant zombie with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the moonwalk.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!

DebtCraft: Where even creepers can’t afford court fees!

1990s, Afford, Boomers, calling out, Cancer, Cheating, consequences, Court, court fees, CREEPERS, DEBT, DebtCraft, donkey kong, Ethics, fees, financial struggle, Gaming, Generational conflict, Illness, IMPORTANCE, Justice, Legal System, Path, personal values, RESPONSIBILITY

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	162
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	421
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Welcome to our totally insane Minecraft server!

Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can go into debt due to court fees and even get cancer because you think it’s important to call out boomers cheating at Donkey Kong in the 1990s in your path!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous challenges. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the weirdness for yourself!

AbstinentCraft: No Coom for 2-3 Months Server

abstaining from fapping, abstaining from porn, AbstinentCraft, benefits of no fap, benefits of no porn, breaking bad habits, coom, discipline, healthy habits, mental clarity, Months, no coom, no porn, no-fap, overcoming addiction, personal growth, positive mindset, self improvement, self-control, Server, staying focused, staying motivated, staying strong, Willpower

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3341
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who hadn’t fapped or coomed for TWO WHOLE MONTHS! And on top of that, they stopped watching porn for a whole month! Can you believe it? This player realized that fapping wasn’t worth it and decided to stop.

It’s weird, right? Two months without porn or fapping? But this player didn’t care about the benefits, they just knew that if they fapped, they would be so down that they didn’t want to do it.

So, if you want to join a Minecraft server where players have the willpower of a superhero, then this is the place for you! Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs fapping when you have blocks to mine and creepers to fight? Let’s do this!

Minecraft Madness: ‘/d2g/ – Dota 2 General’ Server

bug tracker, d2g, Datdota, dota, Dota 2 General, Dota 2 Pro Tracker, Dotabuff, esports, general, guides, Liquipedia, Lore, madness, Minecraft, News, News & Streams, Open Dota, patches, Personal game data, Server, Silly comic, Spectral.gg, statistics, Stratz, twitter, Updates, Wiki

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4304
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	8951
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rampage? Well, look no further, because our server is like a crazy rollercoaster ride through the land of blocks!

Join us for the most epic adventures you’ve ever seen in the Minecraft universe. We’ve got dragons riding pigs, unicorns with laser eyes, and even a secret underground diamond disco party!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, the mysterious player who can build a castle in 5 seconds flat and defeat the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, always watch out for those sneaky creeper ninjas!

Foid Frenzy Funhouse: Where ‘foids, remember’ and the laughs never end!

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9584
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Villages Defended:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time or face eternal punishment in the fiery pits of the Nether!

Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE adventures, where you can build towering castles, mine for rare diamonds, and battle fierce mobs with your trusty diamond sword. But beware, if you dare to go against the rules, you’ll find yourself face to face with the dreaded Ender Dragon!

So come on, fellow foids, and let’s embark on a journey to UNLEASH your creativity and conquer the Minecraft world together. Remember, resistance is futile, so join now or risk eternal damnation in the world of blocks and pixels!

Pixel Pals Playhouse

Hey hi hello, Keanu Reeves, Long time no see, mom’s FWB, mtg commander, PALS, peachy, PIXEL, playhouse, Shadow, Standard

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3975
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Endless Night Skies:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you ready to join a world where Keanu Reeves is actually a shadow roaming around, causing chaos and hilarity wherever he goes? Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly Keanu Reeves pops out of nowhere, offering you a virtual high five before disappearing into the pixelated sunset.

But that’s not all! On this server, we settle debates not with swords, but with MTG commander or standard matches. Will you build the ultimate deck to defeat your opponents, or will you rely on your quick wit and strategy to come out on top?

And let’s not forget about our resident jokester, Ur mom’s FWB – Peachy. This mysterious figure is known for pulling pranks and making everyone laugh until their sides hurt. Who knows what antics they’ll get up to next?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

DismemberedCraft: Where we build with what’s left!

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1101
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the spawn point is built out of a dismembered and ruined temple of the Goddess of Hunting. Legend has it that this temple was liberated from the chr*stian claws by the gigahunter horseriding archers. Ironic, innit?

Join us for the chance to explore this epic world filled with hidden treasures and dangerous quests. Our community is made up of fearless warriors and cunning builders who will stop at nothing to conquer the land.

But the real reason you should join our server? We have unicorns as mounts and dragons as pets. That’s right, you can ride into battle on the back of a majestic unicorn or have a fire-breathing dragon by your side. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what insane stories and unbelievable experiences await you in this mystical world.

Crafty LOLz: Front Page Shenanigans

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7001
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Crops Grown:	4976
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player on our server built a giant toilet made entirely out of diamond blocks. Why, you ask? Because why not! And that’s just the beginning.

If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride flying pigs, battle zombie llamas, and even participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon. Oh, and did I mention that our server is located on a giant floating island in the shape of a pineapple? Yeah, it’s pretty wild.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the outrageous, and the downright ridiculous. See you there!