trim cutting Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SleepyPainterFixer

aita, bad paint, bad painter, basement painting, correcting mistakes, Divorce, ex, fixing mistakes, former contractor, loving spouse, mean behavior, painting disaster, pick up daughter, Redecorating, repainting, SleepyPainterFixer, talent for painting, trim cutting

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7786
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Enchantments Applied:	230	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Love Letters Sent:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1292

Looking for a Minecraft server that will paint a beautiful picture of fun and adventure? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and more laughs than you can shake a pickaxe at.

Just like fixing up a bad paint job, our server will have you coming back for more as you explore new worlds, conquer mighty foes, and maybe even discover a hidden talent for building. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing so hard that you’ll forget all about your ex and their terrible painting skills.

So why wait? Join us on the most hilarious Minecraft server around and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might just find yourself painting a masterpiece of memories with your new friends.

SchoolDramaCraft SMP

high school scandal, school administration, school bullying, school community, school controversy, school culture, school discipline, school drama, school environment, school events, school fights, school gossip, school incident, school investigation, school news, school reputation, school rumors, school safety, school staff, SchoolDramaCraft, smp, student behavior

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1133
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Ores Mined:	7377

Oh man, let me tell you about the craziest thing that happened at our school! So, one day during lunch, a group of students decided to start a full-on food fight in the cafeteria. It started off with just a few french fries being tossed around, but then things escalated quickly. Before we knew it, there were mashed potatoes flying through the air, spaghetti being used as lassos, and even someone tried to launch a whole pizza like a frisbee. It was absolute chaos! The teachers were running around trying to break it up, but they were slipping and sliding on all the food on the floor. In the end, the principal had to come in and threaten to cancel prom if the students didn’t stop. But hey, if you want to join our Minecraft SMP, we promise there will be no food fights, just epic builds and hilarious shenanigans!

BlockyBlueBalls

BlockyBlueBalls, fleeting desires, fleeting fantasies, fleeting thoughts, forbidden temptations, guilty pleasures, horny, impulse decisions, impulsive actions, lustful ideas, lustful urges, momentary cravings, Post-nut clarity, regret, Regrettable choices, sexual fantasies, short-lived pleasures, short-term gratification, temporary desires, temporary satisfaction

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7450
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate post-nut clarity adventure! Ever wondered what it’s like to build a giant phallic-shaped tower, only to realize how ridiculous it looks once you’ve finished? Look no further, because on our server, you can do just that and more!

Join us for a wild ride of questionable decisions and hilarious moments as you navigate through our world filled with unexpected twists and turns. Build a rollercoaster that only goes in circles, create a house made entirely out of melons, or start a llama parade that takes over the entire server – the possibilities are endless!

But beware, once the post-nut clarity hits, you may find yourself questioning your choices and wondering why you ever thought building a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses was a good idea. So come join us on our server for a dose of laughter, absurdity, and a whole lot of fun!

KhameneiCraft: Emergency Meeting!

Conflict, crisis management., diplomatic efforts., emergency, Emergency Meeting, escalation, hezbollah, international relations, iran, Iran-Israel tensions, Khamenei, KhameneiCraft, leadership, Meeting, MIDDLE EAST, military response, Nasrallah, Politics, regional security, security threats, strategic planning, strike, Targeting

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9322
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

LOL join this epic minecraft server where we have more drama than Iran’s Khamenei! Our leader is always convening emergency meetings because someone keeps targeting our beloved player Nasrallah! Will you be the hero to save the day or the villain causing chaos? Join now for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that even Khamenei himself couldn’t predict!

Stairway to Minecraft Fun

accident prevention, construction, fall prevention, Fun, handrail, home improvement, household safety, Minecraft, railing, Safety, stair construction, stair design, stair installation, stair maintenance, stair railing, stair renovation, stair repair, stair safety, stair safety tips, staircase, staircase railing, Stairs, STAIRWAY

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5569
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Crops Grown:	1028
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Void Gems Collected:	16	Magic Wands Crafted:	12

LOL JOIN THIS SERVER IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! WE HAVE RAILINGS THAT WILL MAKE YOU QUESTION YOUR VERY EXISTENCE! ONE TIME, A PLAYER FELL OFF A RAILING AND LANDED IN A FIELD OF RAINBOW LLAMAS! TRUE STORY, BRO.

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CAVE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS, GOLD, AND CHEESE (YEAH, CHEESE)! IF YOU CAN FIND IT, YOU’LL BE RICH BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A GIANT CHICKEN THAT ROAMS THE LAND, LAYING GOLDEN EGGS THAT YOU CAN USE TO BUY EPIC WEAPONS AND ARMOR! WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU HAVE GOLDEN CHICKEN EGGS, RIGHT?

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY, WILD, AND TOTALLY UNPREDICTABLE SERVER! YOU’LL LAUGH, YOU’LL CRY, AND YOU’LL PROBABLY FALL OFF A RAILING AT LEAST ONCE. BUT HEY, THAT’S PART OF THE FUN, AMIRITE?

= HoneyCraft = l 1.20.4 Vanilla Server Minecraft server

Active, Community, Development, Enhancements, Environment, Experience, EXPERIMENTAL, Features, Friendly, functions, Gaming, Honey Craft, Minecraft, new, Players, Plugins, Server, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8251
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Void Armor Forged:	26	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

We kindly invite you to Honey Craft – a new vanilla Minecraft server that will combine the classic gaming experience with sizzling plugins! We are just starting our path, and you yourself can help us formulate a unique gaming experience and contribute to the development of the server. What’s in store for you at Honey Craft? Vanilla proof with plugins – Enjoy classic Minecraft with additional features such as plugins to improve the gaming process without destroying its foundation. Unique ability to flow – We are just starting, and your thought is important! Contribute your opinions to plugins, functions and enhancements, and help create the ideal server. Friendly and active community – Join us at an early stage and become part of our friendly team as we develop and improve the server. Experimental plugins – Our plugins are constantly being updated and improved, so you can enjoy new functions and gaming features in the future. Join Honey Craft today and help us make this server unique! Your input and ideas can be a part of our success and create the best gaming environment for all players.

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Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

14 year old, 1991), abuse of power, bragged, controversy, Disturbing, Exploitation, exploitation of minors, Girls, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate conduct, Locker Room, Minecraft, misconduct, naked, Palace, PIXEL, scandal, Server, sexual misconduct, teen sex pageant, trump, underage, Unethical

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6156
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Trump at a teen sex pageant in 1991? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even Trump would want to join (but sorry, no locker room access here)! We’ve got 14-year-old players building epic creations and having a blast – no creepy locker room shenanigans allowed! Join us for a crazy good time and leave the inappropriate behavior at the door. Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to victory – the only thing Trump-like about this server is our epic builds!

The Heel Minecraft SMP Show

audience reaction, cheap heat, controversial tactics, crowd cheers, heel, indy house show, Minecraft, Playing the heel, say the N word, Show, smp, wrestling, wrestling audience, wrestling character, wrestling controversy, wrestling crowd, wrestling entertainment, wrestling heat, wrestling heel, wrestling indy show, wrestling performance, wrestling storyline, wrestling tactics

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5741
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Are you tired of playing the hero on other Minecraft servers? Come join our SMP where you can be the ultimate heel! Want to get cheap heat and have the crowd cheering for you? Just drop the N word in chat and watch the chaos unfold! Join us for insane storylines and outrageous antics – you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else!

AutisticSisMCServer

autistic sister, AutisticSisMCServer, Boundaries, Communication, custody, difficult decision, Emotional support, family tragedy, freedom, Guilt, love, love for sister, parenting, personal time, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, social life, Space, Stability, uncle

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8210
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Divine Spears Created:	29	Void Gems Collected:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	327	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Need a break from family responsibilities? Join us and build your own virtual family that won’t ask for bedtime stories or snacks every five minutes.

Imagine a world where you can go on dates without worrying about rushing back home to take care of your little sister. Our server offers the ultimate freedom to live your best virtual life without any guilt trips or tears.

Uncle Cory might be cool in real life, but on our server, you can leave all family obligations behind and focus on building epic structures and exploring new realms. Say goodbye to babysitting duties and hello to endless adventures with fellow gamers who understand the struggle of balancing real life with virtual fun.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to being the reluctant guardian of a little sister who just won’t let you live your best life. It’s time to prioritize your own happiness and let the pixels do the parenting for a change.

BlockPartyFamVacay

Adventure, blended family, BlockPartyFamVacay, Boundaries, children, Communication, compromise, Decision making, family, getaway, Guilt, Memories, Motherhood, parenting, quality time, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, stepchildren, travel, vacation

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8817
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Are you tired of your boyfriend being a party pooper when it comes to vacations? Do you want to have some fun adventures with your kids without feeling guilty? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a virtual world where you can go on epic quests and build amazing creations with your children!

Imagine taking your kids on a vacation to a magical land where you can explore ancient ruins, battle fierce monsters, and build towering castles together. Leave your boyfriend behind in the real world while you embark on thrilling adventures with your little ones. Who needs a reluctant partner when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

Don’t be the only one missing out on all the fun memories – join our Minecraft server today and create unforgettable experiences with your kids. Leave the real world drama behind and dive into a world of endless possibilities. Who needs a vacation when you have a Minecraft server waiting for you?

FoodComboDisaster – Minecraft SMP

abhorrent food combinations, atrocious food combinations, awful food pairings, bizarre food pairings, detestable food combinations, disgusting food mixes, FoodComboDisaster, gross food combinations, Minecraft, nauseating food pairings, odd food combinations, off-putting food combinations, repulsive food pairings, revolting food combinations, shocking food pairings, smp, strange food combos, terrible food combinations, unappetizing food pairings, unpleasant food pairings, unusual food combinations, weird food pairings, worst food combinations

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9345
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Star Shards Collected:	224
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment! Join us if you want to witness the most outrageous food combinations ever seen in the game. Picture this: a player trying to survive on a diet of raw fish and rotten flesh because they believe it gives them superpowers. Or how about a player who exclusively eats spider eyes and mushroom stew because they think it will turn them into a Minecraft superhero? Trust us, you won’t find this level of culinary chaos anywhere else. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!