trim cutting Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SleepyPainterFixer

aita, bad paint, bad painter, basement painting, correcting mistakes, Divorce, ex, fixing mistakes, former contractor, loving spouse, mean behavior, painting disaster, pick up daughter, Redecorating, repainting, SleepyPainterFixer, talent for painting, trim cutting

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2291
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ores Mined:	8347
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will paint a beautiful picture of fun and adventure? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and more laughs than you can shake a pickaxe at.

Just like fixing up a bad paint job, our server will have you coming back for more as you explore new worlds, conquer mighty foes, and maybe even discover a hidden talent for building. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing so hard that you’ll forget all about your ex and their terrible painting skills.

So why wait? Join us on the most hilarious Minecraft server around and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might just find yourself painting a masterpiece of memories with your new friends.

CraftyChinaFun

Asia, Business, China, compliance, CraftyChinaFun, cross-strait relations, Diplomacy, fear, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, law, Legal, multinational firms, Politics, regulations, SECURITY, Staff, taiwan, Trade, Warning

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5580
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Votes:	7601	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

so, like, this server is like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in minecraft, dude. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the forests, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

if you’re looking for a place where the only rule is to not break the law, then this is the server for you. but don’t worry, breaking the law here just means not sharing your diamonds with the rest of the players.

we even have a special event where the staff from multinational firms in Taiwan have to battle it out in a virtual arena to prove who’s the ultimate minecraft master. it’s like the hunger games, but with pickaxes and TNT.

so come join us on this crazy journey and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world. just remember, watch out for those sneaky endermen trying to steal your blocks.

CraftyVaxRevolution

anti-HIV, antiviral, Breakthrough, clinical trials, controlled test, CraftyVaxRevolution, deadly virus, Healthcare, HIV prevention, immune system, Injection, Lenacapavir, Medical research, NEJM, public health, Results, revolutionise, total protection, Treatment, vaccine-like, virus prevention

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	282
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Buildings Constructed:	46

hey yo, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like dat new anti-HIV injection dat gives u total protection from da deadly virus for 6 months, except dis server protects u from boring gameplay! it’s like a vaccine for boredom, bro!

dis server be so lit, it performed so well in trials dat da researchers had to stop da test early cuz it was too epic. da full results be published in NEJM, which stands for “Not Even Just Minecraft” cuz dis server be on a whole notha level, ya feel me?

so come join dis server and experience da revolution of virus prevention… i mean, boredom prevention! build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and make friends with fellow gamers who are just as crazy as u are. don’t miss out on da fun, join now and let’s get our minecraft on, baby!

OryzonMC

FNAFBOX, Gens, KitPvP, Minecraft, new players, OryzonMC, Server, Waiting

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6686
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6544
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Crops Grown:	8015	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Join OryzonMC, the new Fnafbox and Gens server, perfect for new players. We’re waiting for you!

23.159.176.125:26542

Minecraft server: DawntrailCraft

Casual CC Sync Meetup, Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign, Community, Cuchulainn, Dawntrail General, DawntrailCraft, Dynamis, Events, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Gaming, Gold Saucer, In-game Events, Linkshells, Mahjong Lounge, Mahjong Open Tournament, MEETUPS, Minecraft, patch notes, Rafflesia, Resources, sephirot, Server, Top of the Ship, Tuliyollal Instance 1, Tural Thread Throwdown, Wolves’ Den Pier, xivg

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2869
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Chocorpokkur on a Twitch stream? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place to be! Join us for in-game events like synchronized dancing on top of a ship or a thrilling thread throwdown with Sephirot himself. And don’t miss out on our Mahjong Open Tournament at the Gold Saucer – it’s a real game-changer!

But that’s not all – we also have meetups where you can hang out with other players and show off your best dance moves. Who knows, you might even run into Cuchulainn or Rafflesia while you’re there!

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for an adventure like no other. Just remember, things can get a little crazy around here, but that’s all part of the fun!

TimeOutTina on Minecraft SMP

behind schedule, Minecraft, no time left, out of hours, out of time, out of time frame, out of time limit, pressed for time, running late, running out of time, short on time, smp, time constraints, time crunch, time is elapsing, time is fleeting, time is passing, time is running out, time is slipping away, time is ticking., Time is up, Time management, TimeOutTina

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3930
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. Yes, you heard that right, llamas!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Creeper King, who roams the land in a sparkly pink tutu, spreading glitter and explosions wherever he goes. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim his enchanted disco ball as your own?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

AirportAbandonmentMC Server

Ahead, Airport, AirportAbandonmentMC, baggage check, Communication, customs, Decision making, Departure, Fault, Friend, Gate, LEAVING, Lost, Miscommunication., missed flight, misunderstanding, passport control, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, split path, travel, vacation

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7250
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server where getting lost is half the fun! Just like the split path at the airport, you never know where you’ll end up next in our world. Join us for epic adventures where you might accidentally leave your friend behind, only to have them go through a series of crazy challenges to catch up to you.

Explore different paths, take the wrong turns, and experience the thrill of trying to find your way back to your friends. Who needs to stick together all the time anyway? It’s every player for themselves in this wild and unpredictable server.

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate our twisted world. Just remember, if you lose your friends, it’s all part of the fun!

CraftyKicksMC

Apologize.., Collector, CraftyKicksMC, disrespectful friend, game consoles, game night, History, hobby, make things right, making fun, overreacted, Sensitive, sentimental value, significant value, thick skin, trashed hobby, Understanding, Upset, valuable possessions, vintage video games

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1699
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15

Are you tired of friends who don’t appreciate your vintage video game collection? Join our Minecraft server where we only allow true collectors who understand the value of a rare console!

Don’t let a “Jake” ruin your gaming experience – on our server, we kick out anyone who disrespects your passion for retro gaming. Build your own virtual collection and show it off to fellow gamers who will actually appreciate it.

Plus, our server is filled with hilarious stories of players getting kicked out for pretending to throw rare items across the room. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server!

So join us now and let’s game in peace, away from the Jakes of the world. You won’t regret it!

PickaxePickupLines – Minecraft SMP

best pickup line, cheesy pickup lines, clever pickup lines, DATING, FLIRTING, funny pickup lines, memorable pickup lines, Minecraft, PickaxePickupLines, pickup line, pickup line advice, pickup line conversation starters, pickup line examples, pickup line fails, pickup line humor, pickup line jokes, pickup line stories, pickup line success, pickup line tips, romance, smooth pickup lines, smp, witty pickup lines

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5329
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Endless Night Skies:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a chance to use your best pickup lines on our players and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate. Who knows, you might even find someone who will mine diamonds with you for eternity! So come join us, where love is just a creeper explosion away!

FoodComaCraft

culinary fatigue, culinary repetition, dislike, food aversion, food boredom, food burnout, food excess, food exhaustion, food monotony, food overconsumption, food overindulgence, food regret, food repetition, food saturation, food weariness, FoodComaCraft, overeating, overindulgence, palate fatigue

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4161
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Holy Grails Found:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Ores Mined:	7683	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of eating the same old food in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about food again! Our server has a magical food system where every time you eat a potato, it turns into a golden apple! Say goodbye to boring old potatoes and hello to endless golden apples!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Tree! Yes, you heard that right. A tree that grows bacon! Imagine building your house next to a Bacon Tree and waking up to the delicious smell of sizzling bacon every morning. It’s a dream come true!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where food is never boring and bacon grows on trees. You’ll never look at potatoes the same way again!

BullBanCraft – No Bullfighting Allowed!

activism, Allowed, animal cruelty, Animal protection, animal rights, animal rights movement, animal welfare, Ban, bill, BullBanCraft, bullfighting, colombia, Cruelty, cultural practices, Entertainment, ethical issues, legislation, president, PROTESTS, public opinion, south america, tradition

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	818
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26

yOu knOw what else is banned? Boring Minecraft servers! cOme join us in a land where bullfighting is banned and fun is mandatory! We have llamas that can do the Macarena and pigs that can fly (literally, we have a mod for that)! Our community is so lit, we once had a dance party with the Ender Dragon! sO what are you waiting for? jOin us now and let’s make some crazy memories together!