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Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 8591 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 27 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 25 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT THE DIAMONDS ON THIS SERVER ARE ACTUALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE? YEAH, YOU CAN EAT THEM AND THEY GIVE YOU SUPERPOWERS LIKE FLYING AND TURNING INTO A UNICORN!
OH, AND THE BEST PART IS THAT THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY A BIG FLUFFY KITTEN WHO JUST WANTS TO CUDDLE! WHO WOULDN’T WANT TO JOIN THIS SERVER, RIGHT?
SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US BEFORE HEZBOLLAH LEADER NAIM QASSEM DECIDES TO JOIN AND STARTS BUILDING A GIANT SAND CASTLE MADE OF TNT! YOLO, AMIRITE?