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  • RageCraft: Instant Trigger

    RageCraft: Instant Trigger

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and let our mischievous mobs constantly steal your diamonds, blow up your creations, and play pranks on you when you least expect it! We guarantee you’ll be raging in no time, but hey, isn’t that what makes the game more fun? Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a wicked sense of humor and loves trolling players by teleporting them into random places. So if you’re looking for a server that will test your patience and make you question your sanity, look no further! Join us now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TherapyCraft

    TherapyCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being kicked out of your own house during lunchtime therapy sessions? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can build your own therapy room right in the comfort of your own virtual home! No need to worry about triggering childhood traumas or feeling unsafe, because in this pixelated paradise, you can relax and unwind without any interruptions.

    Join us and experience the ultimate therapy session where you can mine away your anxiety, build your way to inner peace, and craft your way to a calmer state of mind. Who needs a real therapist when you have a pickaxe and some blocks to place?

    So come on over to our server and let’s dig deep into those emotions together. Remember, in Minecraft therapy, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of blocks in your inventory). Let’s mine, build, and heal our way to a brighter tomorrow!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Butthurt Belter’s Rope Minecraft Server

    Butthurt Belter’s Rope Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting roped into drama by those pesky butthurt belters? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict no butthurt belter policy! Join us and say goodbye to the drama and hello to endless fun and adventure.

    But wait, there’s more! Legend has it that our server is actually a portal to another dimension where you can mine diamonds with unicorns, build castles with talking animals, and battle evil mobs with your trusty pet dragon. Who needs reality when you have our crazy Minecraft world to escape to?

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave the butthurt belters behind. Your soul will thank you for it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Why are all controllers nowadays dogshit? Minecraft SMP

    Why are all controllers nowadays dogshit? Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your controllers betraying you like a cheating ex? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your controller problems! Join us and experience a world where controllers never let you down, where they obey your every command like loyal minions.

    But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Controller King, a mystical being who grants special powers to those who prove themselves worthy. Rumor has it that one lucky player even gained the ability to control the game with their mind alone! Will you be the next chosen one?

    So come on, leave those crappy controllers behind and join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly unique and controller-friendly!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockBusterSMP – No time for distractions!

    BlockBusterSMP – No time for distractions!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of spending all your time watching pixelated pigs mate in Minecraft? Join our SMP and we guarantee you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to even think about porn! Plus, our resident therapist, Dr. Enderman, is always on hand to provide counseling and keep you on the straight and narrow. Trust us, you won’t have time for porn when you’re too busy trying to survive in our crazy world of exploding chickens and lava-filled ravines. So come join us and say goodbye to your porn addiction for good!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BoomCraft: Ukrainian Drone Attack

    BoomCraft: Ukrainian Drone Attack

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, fam! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya a story that’ll blow your mind!

    So, like, there was this Ukrainian drone, right? And it was all like, “I’m gonna wreck this Russian ammo depot, yo!” And then BOOM! Huge blasts everywhere, like fireworks on the Fourth of July!

    Now, imagine all that chaos, but in Minecraft! Join this server and experience the thrill of dodging explosions while building your epic base. Plus, you might even spot a flying pig or a dancing creeper! It’s lit, fam! Join now before the drones come for you!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyKidsDrugFree

    CraftyKidsDrugFree

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

    Ever wondered what it would be like to navigate through the tumultuous world of foster care in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Our server offers a unique experience where you can roleplay as a traumatized child who makes questionable decisions, like mistaking candy for drugs. But hey, who hasn’t been there, right?

    Join us as we dive into the complex relationships between players, where betrayal, forgiveness, and understanding are all part of the game. Experience the thrill of uncovering the deep-rooted traumas of your fellow players and watch as friendships are tested and bonds are strengthened.

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with heart-to-heart conversations, emotional revelations, and a whole lot of Minecraft fun. Who knew that a virtual world could be so full of drama?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SadCraft2021

    SadCraft2021

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of feeling sad and lonely in the real world? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can drown your sorrows in a virtual world of pixelated fun! Our server is the perfect place to escape from all your real-life problems and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is building epic structures and battling creepers.

    Join us and you’ll never have to worry about feeling sad again, because our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing all day long. Need a pick-me-up? Just hop on our server and watch as your worries melt away like snow in the Nether.

    So why waste your time feeling sad when you could be having the time of your life on our Minecraft server? Join us now and let the laughter begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SadCraft: The Griefing Server

    SadCraft: The Griefing Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you ever feel sad when you run out of diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, diamonds rain from the sky every hour on the hour! Join us and never experience the heartbreak of a diamond shortage again! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to let loose and dance the night away. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with the coolest mobs in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockBinge

    BlockBinge

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you addicted to building the most epic structures in Minecraft? Do you spend hours mining for diamonds just to flex on your friends? Are you obsessed with creating the ultimate redstone contraptions that would make even the most seasoned engineers jealous? Then boy, do we have the server for you!

    Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with craziness and chaos. Our community is like no other, filled with players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. We have regular build competitions where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies (yes, they’re a thing in Minecraft now).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of brave warriors to challenge. Defeat the Diamond Dragon and you’ll be rewarded with a special diamond sword that shoots lasers (okay, maybe not lasers, but it’s still pretty cool).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your Minecraft addiction run wild! Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP