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  • OCDTriggerNoob

    OCDTriggerNoob

    LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE A FAMILY-FRIENDLY ENVIRONMENT WHERE YOU CAN WASH YOUR HANDS AS MANY TIMES AS YOU WANT!

    WE UNDERSTAND THE IMPORTANCE OF HYGIENE, UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE cough 60M cough WHO THINKS IT’S FUNNY TO WIPE THEIR DIRTY HANDS ON YOUR CLOTHES.

    BUT DON’T WORRY, ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN BUILD A GIANT HAND-WASHING STATION TO TEACH ALL THE PLAYERS THE IMPORTANCE OF CLEANLINESS.

    SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S WASH AWAY ALL THE GERMS AND DRAMA, BECAUSE A CLEAN MINECRAFT WORLD IS A HAPPY MINECRAFT WORLD! 🧼🤣

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  • HangryCraft

    HangryCraft
    Are you tired of living with a tooth-sucking monster? Join our Minecraft server and escape the horror of disgusting mouth noises! Our server is a safe haven for those who can’t stand the sound of teeth cleaning.

    Imagine a world where you can mine and build in peace, without the constant slurping and sucking sounds haunting your every move. Our server is the perfect place for those who value their sanity and dental hygiene.

    Join us now and say goodbye to the tooth-sucking drama. Build your own toothbrush fortress and floss your way to victory. Don’t let the sound of teeth cleaning ruin your Minecraft experience. Join us today and say no to the sucking noise!

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  • PTSDCraft: No Overreaction!

    PTSDCraft: No Overreaction!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Need a break from family drama? Look no further, because on our server, there are no broken noses or pesky girlfriends causing fights.

    Join us and build your own virtual paradise, where you can banish any unwanted siblings or girlfriends to the farthest corners of the map. Our server is a safe space for all players, especially those struggling with PTSD from real-life conflicts.

    So come on in and let your creativity run wild! Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world to explore and conquer? Join now and leave the real world drama behind – because on our server, the only thing breaking will be blocks, not noses.

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  • AngryAroma Minecraft SMP

    AngryAroma Minecraft SMP
    Yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, one time, this dude joined the server and accidentally built a house out of TNT. And when he lit it up, the whole server went BOOM! It was like fireworks on the Fourth of July, but way more epic.

    Oh, and did I mention the time when we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the server? Yeah, that actually happened. And let me tell you, llamas make terrible dancers, but it was hilarious to watch.

    But the best part about this SMP is the secret underground disco party that happens every Friday night. You gotta solve a riddle to find the entrance, but once you’re in, it’s non-stop dancing and fun. Plus, the DJ is a creeper who knows how to drop some sick beats.

    So, if you wanna experience all the craziness, laughter, and pure chaos that this Minecraft SMP has to offer, then join us now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the next legend of the server.

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  • NoSmokeNoPokeMC

    NoSmokeNoPokeMC
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where smoking is strictly prohibited! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft player who loved smoking so much that it caused traumatic deaths in their family. So, they decided to create a server where smoking was banned to honor their fallen loved ones.

    But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll find out that smoking is not the only thing that’s banned. We also have a strict no-creeper policy because, let’s face it, those guys are just too explosive for our liking.

    So come on over and join us for a smoke-free, creeper-free, and drama-free Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even make some new friends who share your aversion to smoke!

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  • RageQuitMinecraftSMP

    RageQuitMinecraftSMP
    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously. It’s like, the most epic server ever, like everrrr. The admins are like, super cool and give out diamonds like candy, I swear. And the spawn area is like, a giant disco party with villagers breakdancing and creepers doing the macarena, it’s lit af.

    But wait, there’s more. The PvP arena is actually a giant hot dog eating contest, and the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on the shopping district, it’s like a mall but with llamas as security guards and parrots as cashiers. And the best part? The nether is actually a tropical beach with pigmen in hula skirts serving you drinks with little umbrellas in them.

    So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like, a rollercoaster of chaos and fun and memes and just pure awesomeness. See you there, my fellow blockheads!

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  • BlockBinge: The Addiction Unveiled

    BlockBinge: The Addiction Unveiled
    Have you ever found yourself mining for diamonds in your sleep? Or waking up in a panic because you forgot to feed your virtual cows? If so, you may be addicted to Minecraft. But fear not, for our server is the perfect place for all you block-building enthusiasts to come together and embrace your addiction!

    Join us on our server and embark on epic quests to defeat the Ender Dragon while riding on the back of a giant chicken. Build towering castles made entirely of TNT and watch them explode in glorious fashion. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try your hand at farming creepers for their explosive drops.

    But beware, for our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself lurks in the shadows, waiting to challenge unsuspecting players to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-moonwalk the legendary ghostly figure?

    So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft addiction to the next level, join us on our server and let the madness begin! Just remember to take breaks to eat, sleep, and maybe even go outside once in a while. Maybe.

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  • SleepCraftSeparateRooms

    SleepCraftSeparateRooms
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only smell you’ll encounter is the sweet scent of victory! Join us and escape the stinky situations of real life, like dealing with a husband who smells like a mix of restaurant food, smoke, and cologne.

    On our server, you can build your dream world without any nauseating odors to distract you. No more gagging when trying to cuddle with your partner, just pure, fresh air and endless possibilities.

    So why wait? Join our server now and leave the smelly drama behind. Who needs a husband who refuses to shower when you can have a virtual paradise free of funky scents? Plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs, because why not? Let’s make Minecraft great again!

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  • TraumaCraft: PTSD Edition

    TraumaCraft: PTSD Edition
    What’s a dead giveaway that someone grew up with trauma? Well, if they don’t join our Minecraft server, that’s a pretty good sign! Our server is like a virtual therapy session, but with creepers and diamond swords. We’ve got so many fun activities to help you forget about your past, like building giant statues of your childhood fears and battling imaginary demons to conquer your inner demons. Plus, our community is so supportive that you’ll feel like you’re part of a dysfunctional but loving family. So come join us and let’s mine away those traumatic memories together!

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  • FlashbackFails Minecraft SMP

    FlashbackFails Minecraft SMP
    OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, like what even?! And the best part is, every time you have a flashback of an embarrassing moment, a magical unicorn appears and gives you a diamond sword to slay your shame away. It’s like therapy, but way more fun! Plus, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of slime blocks and a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who can do backflips. So come join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together!

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