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BlockyBlitz: Hezbollah’s Revenge

anti-Israel protest, anti-war movement, attack Israel, Belgium demonstration, Belgium protest, BlockyBlitz, foreign policy, global security, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, Hezbollahs, hit Tel Aviv, international relations, Middle East conflict, Middle East tensions, Nasrallah, peace activism, political demonstration, Political unrest, regional conflict, Revenge, Tel Aviv bombing, Terrorism

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2714
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	24	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	226
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Buildings Constructed:	47
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4

Yo, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft server where we pretend to be Nasrallah and hit Tel Aviv? Belgium is protesting and calling on Hezbollah to attack Israel, but we’re just here building epic bases and battling mobs. Join us for some explosive fun and chaotic adventures! Who needs real-world drama when you can have virtual mayhem in this insane server? Come on, let’s blow stuff up together!

Fanfiction Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, crossover, Cruelty, Dark, death, emotional, euthanized, fanfiction, Fiction, History, Humanity, Karasu, Manipulation, Minecraft, Murders, Psychological, sailor moon, Server, storytelling, Tragedy, Usagi Tsukino, yu yu hakusho

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1312
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the worlds of Sailor Moon and Yu Yu Hakusho collide in the most epic and outrageous way possible! Picture this: Karasu, the ultimate bad boy of Yu Yu Hakusho, convinces Usagi Tsukino, the lovable Sailor Moon, to join forces and take on the most insane challenges ever seen in Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Karasu somehow convinces Usagi that the only way to truly understand humanity is to get euthanized. Yes, you heard that right. And not just any euthanization, but a wild and crazy one that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and life itself.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a twisted and hilarious crossover, where the fate of the world rests in the hands of two unlikely heroes? Join us for the most mind-blowing and absurd adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft – if you dare!

>Click Master Minecraft SMP

Computer Hardware, computer literacy, computer maintenance, computer proficiency, computer repair, Computer skills, computer software, Driver, gtclick, Gui, hardware knowledge, hardware replacement, IT Support, Master, Mechanic, Minecraft, problem diagnosis, smp, software compatibility, software understanding, technical expertise, technical skills, Technology, Troubleshooting

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7975
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Meteorites Collected:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Magic Items Found:	8962	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where being good at clicking a GUI is just the tip of the iceberg! We’re not just a server, we’re a tech support hotline on steroids. Can you diagnose problems faster than a speeding bullet? Can you replace hardware with the finesse of a ninja? Do you understand software compatibility better than a love triangle on a soap opera? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you belong here.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just can’t seem to let go of his explosive past. Rumor has it, if you can outbuild him in a build battle, he’ll grant you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for, because last time someone wished for unlimited diamonds, they ended up with a diamond pickaxe that only mined dirt. Oops.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of tech support shenanigans and ghostly encounters. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft guru of the server!

BookWormParentAlert

book blurb, book buying, Book Clubs, book content, book cover, book Facebook groups, book forums, book genres, book recommendations, book warnings, booktok, BookWormParentAlert, graphic scenes, inappropriate content, parental guidance, romance, SMUT, Target, tween/teen, warning parents

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4163
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magic Items Found:	4495	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Are you tired of stumbling upon smutty books disguised as innocent reads? Join our Minecraft server where we promise no hidden surprises, just pure gaming fun!

Just like how this book had a decoy cover, our server may look like a regular Minecraft world at first glance, but we guarantee you’ll have a blast once you start playing. No inappropriate content here, only wholesome adventures await!

And if you ever need a friendly warning or some advice, our community is always here to help. Just like how our player bravely stepped in to save a tween from a literary disaster, we’ve got your back in the virtual world too.

So come join us on our server, where the only surprises you’ll encounter are epic builds, exciting quests, and maybe a few friendly trolls (the Minecraft kind, not the internet kind). See you there!

BlendedCraft: Dale & Brennan’s First Meet

adam mckay, awkward, blended family, BlendedCraft, Brennans, classic comedy, comedy, dale, family, First Meeting, Funny Moments, humor, John C. Reilly, Meet, movie quotes, new siblings, Ridiculous, Rivalry, silly, slapstick, step-siblings meeting, stepbrothers, stepfamily, will ferrell

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	461
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3118	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

so, like, this server is like when dale and brennan meet for the first time after their parents get married, but in minecraft form! imagine the chaos of step brothers in a blocky world!

join our server for the chance to build bunk beds with your new step sibling, or maybe even start a prestige worldwide business together!

we have epic events like the catalina wine mixer where you can show off your building skills and win cool prizes!

plus, we have a special room where you can reenact the infamous drum set scene – just make sure to have a backup set of drums handy!

come join the fun and laughter on our step brothers-inspired minecraft server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, just like dale and brennan’s relationship!

Hi Guys Minecraft Server

guys, Hi Guys Greetings Salutations Hello Friends Communication Interaction Socializing Conversations Relationships Community Group People Team Connection Bonding Friendship Acquaintances Comrades, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2991
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mines Excavated:	1478
Buildings Constructed:	25	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Endless Night Skies:	2
Towns Built:	1	Ores Mined:	9217

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly unicorns in disguise. We have epic quests like finding the legendary Golden Potato and battling the evil Cactus King.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see, like flying pigs and dancing llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the land of unlimited diamonds!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your funny bone tickled!

Bull in Minecraft SMP

adult content, arousal, Bull, cuck porn, cuckold, desire, DOMINANCE, Erotic, fetish, Intimacy, kink, Masturbation, Minecraft, Pleasure, Roleplay, satisfaction, self insert, sexual fantasy, smp, Submission, taboo, voyeurism

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4569
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	28	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Meteorites Collected:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your freak flag fly? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world. We have players who jack off to cuck porn but self-insert as the bull – now that’s dedication!

Our server is full of crazy characters and wacky shenanigans. From building giant statues of Nicolas Cage to organizing epic llama races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most outrageous Minecraft community out there. Just be prepared for anything – you never know what kind of madness you’ll encounter next!

CraftyBridezillaGoneWild

ABUSIVE, Audio recording, bridal party, bride, CANCELLATION, CCTV, Chaos, church doors, close to the wedding, contract, coordination, CraftyBridezillaGoneWild, disrespectful behavior., groom, Justified, payment, PROFESSIONAL, Rehearsal, Replacement, stress, wedding planner, zero-tolerance clause

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	291
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	85
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	20
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where we promise no groom will ever call you a “stupid bitch” or insult your looks! Our virtual world is a safe space for all, unless you try to open the church doors in a weird way during the ceremony – then you might get kicked out (just kidding…or are we?).

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of planning a virtual wedding without the risk of being verbally abused by a pixelated groom. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even catch some juicy drama on our server’s CCTV cameras – who knew Minecraft weddings could get so scandalous? So come on down and build your dream wedding venue with us, just make sure to keep the drama to a minimum or you might find yourself banned faster than you can say “I do”!

BlockyBedroomSecrets

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3727
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Enchantments Applied:	159	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Astral Projections Made:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23

Are you tired of keeping your wildest fantasies a secret from your husband? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can let your freak flag fly high! Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle made entirely out of chocolate, ride unicorns into battle, and engage in steamy pixelated romance with other players. Who needs a husband when you have a whole virtual world of possibilities at your fingertips? Join us now and unleash your inner Minecraft vixen!

YemeniMissileBlockParty

air defense, ballistic missile, Conflict, defense system, defense technology, foreign policy, Houthi rebels, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military operation, missile defense, missile interception, regional threat, Saudi Arabia, SECURITY, Tension, Yemen, YemeniMissileBlockParty

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6092
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Mines Excavated:	4006
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

yo, join this epic minecraft server where we intercept yemeni missiles like it’s no big deal. our players are so skilled, they can dodge missiles in their sleep. come join us for some explosive fun and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. who needs diamonds when you have missile dodging skills, amirite? come join the chaos and show off your epic moves. let’s see if you can outsmart the missiles and become the ultimate survivor. it’s gonna be a blast!