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Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 6017 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Potions Brewed: | 74 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 12 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret potion dat makes u invincible for 69 hours straight. trust me, u gonna need it when u face off against our boss mobs, like the legendary Ender Dragon with a mustache made of pure gold.
oh, and did i mention we have a special event where u can ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? it’s like a rodeo from hell, but with more explosions and less cowboys.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis server and experience the ultimate minecraft madness. just be careful not to fall into a pit of lava while laughing at our ridiculous stories.