Triggered MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

ThirstyCraft – Quenching your blocky thirst!

AITAH, ANNOYED, super thirsty, let her have the sink, triggered

Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of washing dishes and thirsty spouses! No more waiting for your turn at the tap, just endless fun and adventure in our virtual world.

Forget about real life arguments and come build your dream castle with us. Who needs a glass of water when you can have a virtual bucket of lava to pour on your enemies?

Join now and leave the dishes behind. Our server is the perfect place to let out your frustrations in a healthy and explosive way. No more apologizing for wanting a drink of water, just pure gaming bliss.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and leave the real world drama behind. Let’s build, fight, and conquer together in a world where dishes don’t exist and thirsty spouses are a thing of the past!

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Crafted Space Odyssey 1.20.6

viral, Outrage, Heated, reactions, social media

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual rollercoaster of chaos and fun!

Imagine building your own virtual world where you can unleash your inner creativity and build the most epic structures ever seen in the digital realm.

But wait, there’s more! You can also team up with other players to go on epic quests, battle fierce monsters, and conquer dungeons together.

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, just know that this server has the dankest memes and the most epic pranks that will leave you crying with laughter.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a virtual world like no other! Let’s get this party started, my dudes!

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GlacierCraft Flooded Uranium

bulldozers, FLOODED, complex life, Paving The Way, Reshaping

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build stuff? Well, have I got the server for you! This server is like no other because it’s built on TOP of those ancient glaciers that reshaped Earth! That’s right, you’ll be mining and building in the footsteps of giant bulldozers!

But wait, there’s more! When these glaciers melted, they unleashed massive floods that brought all sorts of crazy minerals into the oceans. And guess what? We’ve got uranium! That’s right, you can mine for uranium and become the richest player on the server! Just watch out for mutant sea creatures that have been affected by all that uranium. They might try to steal your loot!

So come join us on this wild and wacky server where you’ll mine, build, and maybe even mutate into a super-powered being! Who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have all this insanity? Join now and start your epic adventure today!

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AutisticBeachPartyKickOut

large dogs, triggered, Boundaries, autistic kid, AutisticBeachPartyKickOut

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can enjoy a private beach party for your dog! Imagine a stretch of beach just for your furry friend to run and play to their heart’s content. We’ve got a bunch of large dogs running around, making it a paw-some party!

But wait, there’s more! Our private beach is right next to a public beach, so you can show off your exclusive party to the peasants on the other side. Don’t worry, we have signs to let them know they’re not invited, but they can still watch from afar.

Join us for a fun-filled day of playing fetch with the dogs, soaking up the sun, and maybe even triggering some entitled beach-goers along the way. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild? So come on over and enjoy the chaos on our exclusive beach server!

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BlockyBrains: Herpes Triggered Fun

Evidence, BlockyBrains, herpes, HHVs, trigger

Yo, yo, yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience a wild ride like no other.

Ever wondered what would happen if Herpesviruses (HPV-1) decided to invade the Minecraft world? Well, on our server, they do! Watch as these sneaky viruses infect players and turn them into zombies with a craving for brains (and diamonds)!

But that’s not all! Our server takes things to the next level by suggesting that Herpesviruses could trigger Alzheimer’s disease by activating transposable elements. That’s right, folks, forget about mining for diamonds, now you gotta mine for memories!

Join us on this crazy adventure where HHVs and Alzheimer’s disease collide in a whirlwind of chaos and confusion. Who knows what will happen next? Will you survive the virus invasion or succumb to the dreaded disease? There’s only one way to find out – join our server now!

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SleepyCraft Minecraft Server

UNCOMFORTABLE, triggered, guest, overreacting, Apology

Are you tired of falling asleep at parties and getting yelled at by your boyfriend in front of all his friends? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where falling asleep is not only allowed, but encouraged! We have a special sleeping area where you can snooze peacefully without fear of being scolded.

Plus, our server is filled with friendly cats who will snuggle up against you and keep you company while you catch some Z’s. And if anyone dares to wake you up and yell at you, they’ll be banished to the bathroom until they learn their lesson.

So why wait? Join our server now and sleep your worries away in a world where napping is a prized skill. And remember, on our server, falling asleep is not rude, it’s a lifestyle choice!

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Board People Minecraft SMP

Board, emotional, social media, Overrated, internet

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people take things way too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and outrageous shenanigans. Our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, a giant chicken that roams the land causing chaos, and even a group of llamas who have formed their own mafia.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and experience the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring, serious player who can’t take a joke).

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Trollface Crashout Minecraft SMP

CRASHOUT., Minecraft, Entertainment, last thing, Meme culture

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest, craziest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever join!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink sheep wearing sunglasses starts dancing around you, blasting “Baby Shark” at full volume. Or how about the time when a group of players dressed as llamas rode into battle against a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Trollface Crashout Mode, where every player is given a random troll face skin and must navigate through obstacle courses filled with traps, pranks, and puzzles. It’s like a mix of parkour, escape room, and a circus clown show all rolled into one!

So, if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, unleash your inner troll, and have the time of your life in Minecraft, then join us on our server today. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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GlutenCraft: Triggered!

gluten testing, treatments, gluten free products, gluten intolerance, gluten free recipes

So, like, you know how some people can’t eat gluten cuz it makes them all sick and stuff? Well, this server is like the cure for that, but for Minecraft players! We have identified the gluten reaction trigger in the game and now we have all these crazy new celiac treatments to make sure everyone can play without getting sick!

Join us and experience the magic of playing Minecraft without any gluten-related issues! Build your dream world, fight off zombies, and mine for diamonds all without worrying about that pesky gluten getting in your way. Plus, our community is super supportive and will help you navigate this brave new gluten-free world.

So come on over and join us on this epic adventure! Who knew that curing celiac disease could be so much fun in Minecraft?!

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BirdEvoDinoExtinction

Bird Genomes, Extinction, mass extinction, genetic adaptation, fossil record

lol come join our server where dinosaurs and birds live together in harmony after a mass extinction event triggered rapid evolution of bird genomes. watch as t-rexes team up with chickens to take down creepers and skeletons. build your own dino-bird hybrid and rule the land with your feathered claws. why play on a regular server when you can experience this crazy prehistoric world? join now and let the madness begin!

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