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Lewd Grid Waifus Minecraft Server
Tired of your precious grid waifus getting lewded by trigger-happy players on other servers? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is a safe haven for all your pixelated babes. Our mods are on high alert 24/7, ready to ban anyone who dares to lewd your waifus without permission. Join us and protect your waifus at all costs! And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even find a diamond sword that doubles as a bodyguard for your virtual babes. So what are you waiting for? Join now and keep those waifus safe from harm! -
Gun To Your Temple, What Is The First Thing That Pops Into Your Minecraft SMP Mind?
Picture this: a wild, untamed Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes. Join us if you dare to face the ultimate challenge of surviving in a world where the only rule is there are no rules.Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of eccentric billionaires who have a penchant for hosting epic PvP battles with real-life consequences. Rumor has it that the winner of these battles gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks and a private jet made entirely out of emeralds.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja villagers who have mastered the art of stealth and sabotage. They may seem harmless at first, but cross them at your own peril.
So, grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty steed, because on this Minecraft SMP, the only way to survive is to embrace the madness. Are you ready to take on the challenge?
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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.Ever wondered what it would be like to mine diamonds while riding a roller coaster? Well, on our server, anything is possible!
Our community is made up of fearless adventurers who have survived encounters with exploding chickens and giant mutant spiders.
So come on down and see for yourself what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server!
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RageCraft: Instant Trigger
Join our Minecraft server and let our mischievous mobs constantly steal your diamonds, blow up your creations, and play pranks on you when you least expect it! We guarantee you’ll be raging in no time, but hey, isn’t that what makes the game more fun? Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a wicked sense of humor and loves trolling players by teleporting them into random places. So if you’re looking for a server that will test your patience and make you question your sanity, look no further! Join us now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem. -
Larvae Lounge: Eat, Swallow, Repeat!
LOL join dis minecraft server cuz we got fly larvae with special sensors in their esophagus! when dey swallow somethin, dey release serotonin and keep eatin like there’s no tomorrow. just like humans, we all got dat control circuit too! come join da fun and see if you can outeat dem fly larvae, it’s a real challenge, bro! plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all da rare items and treasures, you gotta find it before the creepers do! so come on over and let’s see if you got what it takes to survive in dis crazy world! -
SickHubbySurvival Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where taking care of sick husbands is a thing of the past! Sick of dealing with a grumpy partner when they’re under the weather? Join us and never worry about it again!Our server is the perfect place for those who have had enough of being treated poorly while trying to help out a sick loved one. We understand the struggle of dealing with a nasty SOB when they’re feeling down, which is why we offer a safe haven for those looking to escape the drama.
Imagine a world where you can focus on building, exploring, and having fun without the stress of taking care of someone who doesn’t appreciate it. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who know the struggle and are here to support you in your quest for peace and tranquility.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the drama of caring for a sick husband. Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!
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PolyCraft: The Only Place Where Blocks Rule and Players Drool!
Poly-Craft Server Overview
Server Type Semi-Vanilla, Greylisted, Mature Map Start Date 6/26/2024 Features Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, structure packs, recipes, data packs, and more FAQ
Question Answer How do I join the server? Fill out an application and get greylisted. Server IP: Polycraft.mcserver.us What packs and features are activated on the map? Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, structure packs, recipes, data packs, and more Where can I apply to join the server? https://forms.gle/JgoSpLYaKwYk9Yah8 How can I communicate with other players? Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/QVJkSc6R9W -
AdvocateCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only good vibes are allowed! Looking for a place to escape from real-life witch insults and vile name-calling? Look no further, we’ve got you covered.Join our server and leave all the drama behind, because here, we only spread positivity and build each other up. Our community is filled with friendly players who are always willing to lend a hand and have a good time.
Plus, we have special events where you can win virtual lollipops and bags of merchandise, just like at Disneyland! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual Cadillac to drive around in while exploring our crazy world.
So come on in, leave the drama at the door, and let’s build some epic creations together. After all, who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast in our Minecraft world? Join now and let the fun begin!
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CraftyRedditorRage
Join our Minecraft server and build a giant statue of a cat using only dirt blocks! Trust us, those Redditors will be fuming with jealousy when they see your epic creation. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who lays diamond eggs. Who wouldn’t want to be part of that spooky adventure? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!