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Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 5399 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Emeralds Found: | 7737 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
Witness the epic saga of a man and his family trying to enter our server, only to meet a gruesome fate at the hands of our ruthless admin. Will you be the next victim or will you rise to power and conquer the city like the Assyrians?
With plenty of women to steal and dates to eat, you’ll never be bored on our server. Ride camels, build palaces, and maybe even die at the ripe old age of 40 – the possibilities are endless! Join us now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience.