We understand the struggles of having a cute virtual pet that everyone wants to pet without permission. That’s why our server is the perfect place for dog owners who want to protect their furry friends from unwanted attention. Plus, we have a special feature where you can train your virtual dog to bark at anyone who tries to pet them without asking first!
So come join us and experience the joy of owning a virtual dog without the hassle of dealing with entitled strangers. Trust us, your virtual dog will thank you for it!
On our server, we believe that the most empowering NSFW skill is the ability to tame and ride a herd of explosive llamas into battle. That’s right, forget about boring old swords and armor, on our server, the real MVPs are our trusty llama steeds who will rain down TNT on your enemies like a fluffy apocalypse.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground club where players can engage in intense llama dance battles to earn rare loot and bragging rights. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama breakdance like it’s auditioning for a Minecraft talent show.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the NSFW side of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
and, like, we got this one player who’s like a ninja with a diamond sword. he goes around sneak attackin’ people and stealin’ their diamonds. it’s like, so intense, man.
oh, and one time, we had this epic battle with a giant chicken. yeah, you heard me right. a GIANT CHICKEN. it was cluckin’ insane, man.
so, like, if you wanna have a blast and meet some crazy peeps, you gotta join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention we have free cake every friday? yeah, man. FREE CAKE.
our players are so skilled, they can build a castle in 5 minutes flat and defeat the ender dragon with their eyes closed.
we have secret hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted gear and rare items waiting to be discovered.
rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who likes to photobomb players’ selfies.
join us if you dare, and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!
No Rules, Small Community, Leave Your Mark. Whenever 1.21 comes out 2h2b will update, and hardware upgrades are soon.
2h2b.org
| Server Name | Semi Vanilla Server |
|---|---|
| Server Version | 1.21 |
| Server Type | Semi Vanilla |
| Rules | No cheating, be nice, explore, build, and have fun |
| Server IP | caveraiders.minecraft.best |
| Discord | Discord Server |
| Planetminecraft | Planetminecraft Page |
A: The rules are simple – no cheating, be nice to others, explore, build, and have fun!
A: You can join by using the server IP caveraiders.minecraft.best in your Minecraft client.
A: Yes, you can join the server’s Discord server here for discussions and announcements.
A: Yes, the server has unique chambers and new mobs in the 1.21 update. You can explore them by visiting “/visit chambers” in-game.
Join us and experience the thrill of landing on Mars and watching the sun rise over the dusty red landscape, or travel to the icy moons of Saturn and see the sun peeking over the horizon of a frozen wasteland. Who needs to fight off creepers when you can dodge asteroids and explore alien landscapes?
So why join our server? Because where else can you say you’ve watched the sun rise on multiple planets in one day? Come for the adventure, stay for the cosmic views – only on our out-of-this-world Minecraft server!
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!