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| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 6562 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
Picture this: a server where the mobs have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions, where the villagers have started a cult worshipping a potato, and where the only way to gain entry is by doing the Chicken Dance in full diamond armor.
But wait, there’s more! Our server events include a weekly “Twerk Off” competition where the winner gets a pet llama named Larry, a monthly “Build Battle” where contestants have to construct a giant statue of a taco using only dirt blocks, and a yearly “Ender Dragon Beauty Pageant” where the fiercest dragon wins a crown made of enchanted golden apples.
So come on, don’t be a square! Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. And remember, on our server, the crazier you are, the better!
