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SeineSwimCraft Minecraft Server

athletes, Competition, Endurance, Event, France, health, last-minute testing, Minecraft, Outdoor, Paris, Race, river, Safe, Safety, seine, SeineSwimCraft, Server, sports, swim, swimming, Testing, Triathletes, water sports

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9894
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got triathletes swimmin in da Seine river as last-minute testin shows it’s safe! like, who wouldn’t wanna join a server where u can swim with triathletes in a river that used to be dirty af but now it’s all clean and stuff? plus, rumor has it that if u join dis server, u might even get superpowers from da clean river water! so come on, join now and become a superhero swimmin in da Seine river with triathletes!

MediterraneanMishap

cargo ship, crew members, emergency response, engine room, explosion, international waters, investigation, maritime accident, maritime disaster, maritime safety, Mediterranean, MediterraneanMishap, naval incident, rescue operation, Russian, Russian navy, salvage operation, shipping, Sinking, Tragedy, vessel sinking

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4898
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Dimension Hops:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Villages Defended:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the sinking of a russian cargo ship in the mediterranean! experience the thrill of being on a sinking ship as you try to escape the explosion in the engine room! will you make it out alive or will you be fish food? join now for a wild adventure unlike any other!

Sun Probe Adventures

Adventures, closest pass, Dec 24, NASA, Parker Solar Probe, Probe, solar atmosphere, solar corona, solar data, solar discovery, solar distance, solar heat shield, solar mission, solar observation, solar radiation, solar research, solar study, solar system, solar technology, space exploration, spacecraft, Sun

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5447
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Magic Items Found:	2184	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Crops Grown:	8737	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

come join our minecraft server where we get so close to the sun that we make the parker solar probe look like a wimpy little spaceship! our players are so lit, they make the sun jealous of their brightness. we have epic quests where you have to battle fire-breathing creepers and mine diamonds from the sun’s core. trust us, you won’t find a server hotter than this one! so come on, join us and get ready to feel the heat!

peanuts

Automatic Economy, Automatic Enderdragon Respawn, Claim your Land, clan system, Economy, English, German, Items, new ores, peanuts, Player Shops, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2609
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Potions Brewed:	119	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9158	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

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Eternal Quests 1.20.6

1.20.6, Complain, cute girls fawning over him, don’t want to date me, ETERNAL, hate females, male loser, never had a hug, Normalfags, not be a virgin, past 23 year old guys, pathetic losers, Quests, spend all their time online, sub-average looks, want to date chad, watching Chinese cartoons, zero personality

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9060
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	83	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ores Mined:	7009
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Endless Night Skies:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness! Ever wanted to escape the reality of 23-year-old guys who never hugged a girl and spend all day hating on females? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect escape for losers who complain about not getting dates but secretly wish they were anime protagonists with harem of cute girls.

Come join us and let out all your frustrations by building a world where you are the king of virgins and where “normalfags” are banned! Embrace your inner loser and let’s create a community of pathetic losers together. Don’t miss out on this opportunity to escape reality and dive into a world where you can be the loser you were always meant to be!

Put On The Hat Minecraft SMP

accessories, accessory, CAP, clothing, fashion, HAT, head, head accessory, head clothing, head covering, head fashion, head outfit, head style, Headgear, Headwear, Minecraft, Outfit, Put, Put on the hat, smp, Style, trendy, wear

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5012
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players joined this server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly, diamonds grew on trees, and creepers were actually friendly creatures who just wanted to give you hugs.

But that’s not all! On this server, every block you break turns into a delicious cake, every mob drop is a rare and valuable item, and every time you die, a rainbow unicorn comes to resurrect you with a magical potion that gives you superpowers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you see the hat. Yes, that’s right, the hat. Once you put it on, you’ll gain the ability to fly, shoot lasers from your eyes, and summon a herd of dancing llamas to follow you around wherever you go.

So what are you waiting for? Put on the hat and join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CousinElephantAITAH

AITAH, christmas party, Communication, cousin’s gift, CousinElephantAITAH, dirty Santa, family dynamics, family gathering, feeding the baby, Game Rules, gift exchange, gift giving, gift selection, holiday tradition, letting my cousin play white elephant, misunderstanding, resolving conflict, stealing gifts, unexpected reaction, wife upset, wife’s feelings

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3787
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Towns Built:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Are you tired of boring Christmas parties where the only excitement is playing white elephant or dirty Santa? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we take gift-giving to a whole new level!

Join our server and experience the thrill of virtual gift exchanges where you can steal, swap, and surprise your friends with outrageous presents. Forget about boring old gifts, on our server, you can give your friends a virtual unicorn or a diamond-encrusted pickaxe!

Just like in the real world, drama can unfold during the game. Imagine the chaos when your cousin “forgets” a gift and you have to decide whether to let them use one of yours. Will your spouse be upset that they didn’t get a chance to play? Will you make the right choice when it comes to stealing gifts?

So if you’re looking for a Christmas party experience like no other, join our Minecraft server and get ready for a gift-giving extravaganza that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your relationships. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

DecentralCraft: No-Profits Health Insure

#sustainability, Accountability, Blockchain, Challenges, collaboration, Community, cost effective, DecentralCraft, decentralised, Governance, health, Health Insurance, Healthcare, INCLUSIVE, innovation, insure, NoProfits, not for profit, Obstacles, regulations, Technology, thresholds, transparent rules, Trust

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7364
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of dealing with greedy insurance companies who only care about profits? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the solution for you! Join us and help build a decentralised health insurance system that is not-for-profit and governed by transparent rules and thresholds.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be helping to revolutionize the healthcare industry in the virtual world, but you’ll also have the chance to battle giant mutant insurance agents who are hell-bent on keeping their profits high.

So come on down to our server and join the fight for affordable and fair healthcare for all! Plus, we have free diamond armor for all new members. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure!

KoreaCraft Server: Super-Aged Fun!

Aging population, aging workforce, demographic shift, demographic trends, elderly care, elderly population, elderly support, Fun, government policies, healthcare challenges, healthcare costs, healthcare services, Korea, KoreaCraft, Long Term Care, pension system, population aging, retirement age, senior citizens, Server, social security, super-aged society, SuperAged

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9616
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
New Chunks Explored:	425684	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

come join our minecraft server where we have more old people than a korean retirement home! we got grannies building pixel art and grandpas fighting off creepers with their canes. it’s a geriatric paradise up in here. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hide all the expired prune juice. you don’t wanna miss out on that sweet, sweet nectar. so come on down and join the wrinkly fun!

CraftyChristmasGov

Christian minority, christmas, CraftyChristmasGov, government announcement, government decision, government policy, holiday celebration, holiday declaration, holiday observance, holiday recognition, MIDDLE EAST, new government, public announcement, public holiday, religious freedom, religious tolerance, Syria, Syrian culture, Syrian politics, Syrian society

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6301
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Divine Spears Created:	28	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	132

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we celebrate Christmas EVERY DAY because why not? Our server is like a winter wonderland with snowmen, reindeer, and even Santa Claus himself roaming around. Build your own gingerbread house and decorate it with candy canes and gumdrops. Don’t worry about griefers, our admin team is like Santa’s elves, always watching to make sure everyone is having a jolly good time. So come on, join us and spread some holiday cheer in this wacky Minecraft world!

HolyCraft vs. ScienceCraft

BELIEF, belief system, compatibility, Conflict, FAITH, faith and evidence, Faith And Reason, faith in science, Holycraft, Perception, Religion, religious beliefs, religious faith, religious views, research, Science, science vs religion, ScienceCraft, scientific beliefs, scientific research, spirituality, study

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4817
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

So like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we have like, magical powers and stuff. Like, if you believe in science, you’ll be able to build crazy cool machines and contraptions that will blow your mind. But if you’re all about that religion, you’ll be able to summon angels and demons to fight for you in epic battles.

But here’s the catch – the more you believe in science, the weaker your magical powers will be. And the more you believe in religion, the less you’ll be able to understand how redstone works. It’s like a crazy cosmic balance or something.

So come join us on this server where science and religion collide in the most absurd and hilarious ways possible. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret to creating a potion that turns you into a flying pig. The possibilities are endless on this wacky Minecraft server!