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PoliteCraft Minecraft Server

Censorship, civil liberties, controversial opinions, controversy, debate, discussion, Ethics, freedom of speech, Hate Speech, internet culture, Minecraft, okay, online communities, online forums, POL, PoliteCraft, Political Correctness, political discourse, Politics, public opinion, Server, social media, society

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3425
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Divine Spears Created:	16
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you rebels and troublemakers out there!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire while fighting off hordes of zombie pigs and giant killer bunnies. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of highly trained ninja turtles who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that try to ruin your fun?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground lair filled with hidden treasures and rare items that only the bravest adventurers can uncover. And rumor has it that there’s a portal to a parallel universe where you can ride on flying llamas and battle evil unicorns.

So why wait? Join our server now and see why everyone on /pol/ is raving about it!

BlockBabysit Minecraft Server

babysit, Birthday, BlockBabysit, carpool, fast food, Minecraft, nanny fee, parents, Plans, reddit, Refuse, RELATIVES, rent free, request off, rules, saving money, School, Server, Siblings, sports, Summer, work

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1716
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Void Gems Collected:	28	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of babysitting your younger siblings and missing out on all the fun in the Minecraft world? Join our server and escape the real world drama!

On our server, you can build epic castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce mobs without ever having to worry about babysitting duties. No more “nanny fees” or missing out on your birthday celebrations – on our server, every day is a party!

Plus, we have a special feature where you can arrange carpooling for your younger brother to get to his sports practice. Who needs parents when you have a Minecraft community that has your back?

So say goodbye to real-life responsibilities and hello to endless adventures on our server! Join now and let the fun begin!

KidCraftKare

Boundaries, child behavior, child development, child discipline, child discipline methods, child discipline strategies, child discipline tips, child rearing, child safety, child supervision, child tantrums, discipline, discipline techniques, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, KidCraftKare, parenting, Parenting styles, spoiled child

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4428
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Divine Spears Created:	17
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Gods Slained:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t tolerate spoiled toddlers waltzing into our sheds uninvited! Join us for a wild adventure filled with sharp objects, fish hooks, and epic meltdowns.

If you’re tired of pushover parents and grandmas who let their kids run wild, then this is the server for you. We promise to provide a safe environment where you can say “STOP RIGHT NOW” to any unruly children who dare to enter your virtual shed.

So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s show those entitled toddlers who’s boss in the world of Minecraft. Just watch out for those fish hooks, they can be a real pain in the foot!

BlockyViralHits

BlockyViralHits, classic, debut, hits hard, iconic, internet culture, Internet Sensation, memorable, Nostalgia, old viral video, Popular, social media, Throwback, Timeless, trending, trending video, viral hit, viral meme, viral phenomenon, viral sensation, viral video

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2976
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Animals Bred:	95
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Potions Brewed:	159	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Crops Grown:	5558
Endless Night Skies:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Remember that video of the sneezing panda? Well, imagine if that panda was actually a Minecraft player on our server! Yes, that’s right, our server is home to all kinds of wacky characters, including sneezing pandas who are pros at building pixelated bamboo forests.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

And let’s not forget about the legendary dancing baby from the early days of the internet. Rumor has it that if you can find him on our server, he will teach you the ultimate dance moves that will make all the other players bow down in awe.

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find sneezing pandas, chicken governments, and dancing babies all in one place? It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss out on!

Minesurvive

Community, creative platform, Cross-Play, custom content, Educational, Entertainment, learning, Minecraft, Minesurvive, Safe Environment, Server, socializing, Survival, technical skills

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3533
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Here are 100 words on why a Minecraft server is beneficial:

A Minecraft server offers a **creative platform** where players can build, explore, and collaborate. It fosters **community**, allowing friends and strangers to connect and engage in shared adventures. Servers often have **custom content** like unique maps and mods, enhancing gameplay variety. They support **educational aspects**, teaching problem-solving, project management, and teamwork. Servers also encourage **technical skills** development, as players learn server management and coding. They provide a **safe environment** for players to interact online, often moderated to ensure a positive experience. Overall, Minecraft servers are excellent for **entertainment**, **learning**, and **socializing**.

Minesurvive.net

H2O Madness: A Wet and Wild Adventure! Join the WaterMC Survival Multiplayer Server today!

1.21, Adventure, BUILD, Discord, Factions, h2o, Ip:, Join, KitPvP, madness, Moderation, monetization, multiplayer, new, Players, Plugins, Revenue, Semi Vanilla, Server, Staff, Survival, Today, Unpaid, US, watermc, wet, Wild

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9322
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Falling into the Void:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Welcome to watermc Minecraft Server

Overview:

Game Modes	KitPvP, Survival, Factions (coming soon)
Server Location	US
Staff Positions	Looking for all staff positions

Important Links:

play.water-mc.org

discord.gg/xj93yVr9rc

FAQs:

Question	Answer
Are staff positions paid?	No, they are unpaid until monetization and revenue are in place.
What game modes are available?	KitPvP, Survival (semi-vanilla economy), and Factions (coming soon)
What is the server version?	Strictly 1.21

GameplayDensityPill Minecraft Server

action, Addictive, Adventure, challenge, density, Entertainment, Fun, gameplay, GameplayDensityPill, Gaming, Immersive, Interactive, Minecraft, pill, puzzle, Reflexes, RPG, Server, simulation, skill, strategy, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2422
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8089	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool blocks? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is like taking a gameplay density pill – but without the weird side effects like turning into a blocky zombie.

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds rain from the sky (watch out below!), and creepers do the cha-cha instead of exploding (they’re really quite talented dancers). Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself logs on just to hang out and mine some diamonds with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we hold epic PvP battles with enchanted weapons and armor that make you feel like a superhero. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure room filled with stacks of emeralds and golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to farming carrots or something).

PalCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

/vg/ Server, Breeding Guides, Breeding Tools, Dedicated Server Guide, Game Balance Optimization, Maps, Minecraft, NA server, New Pals, Pal Models, PalCraft, Paldecks, palworld, Palworld General, Palworld Twitter, patch notes, Pocketpair Youtube, Sakurajima Update, Server, Server Setup, Steam page, Summer Stuff, Ultimate

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5410
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to the rarest and most unique creatures called Pals. These Pals are not your average Minecraft animals – they can talk, wear clothes, and even ride on motorcycles! Where else can you find such epicness?

2. We have a special Sakurajima update that will blow your mind. Picture this: cherry blossom trees, hot springs, and ninja Pals running around causing mischief. It’s a sight to behold!

3. Need more reasons? How about the fact that we have new Pals coming soon that will make your jaw drop in amazement. From fire-breathing dragons to flying unicorns, the possibilities are endless.

4. Oh, and did I mention the summer stuff? We’ve got beach parties, water slides, and even a Pal-only surf competition. Who knew Pals could shred waves like pros?

5. Our latest patch notes include bug fixes, new features, and even a secret treasure hunt that will lead you to the rarest loot in the game. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious gaming experience of your life. See you in the game, adventurer!

CraftyJennieGen

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2776
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Void Armor Forged:	19

omg u guys, dis server is gonna blow ur mind like a creeper explosion! we got Lt.-Gen. Jennie Carignan as our fearless leader, she gonna show those creepers who’s boss in dis crazy world of blocks and mobs. join us and be part of history as we make her the first woman to lead the Canadian Armed Forces…in Minecraft! trust me, u won’t regret it, unless u get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun, amirite? so come on, join us and let’s conquer this blocky world together! #girlpower #minecraftmadness #creepercarnage

IceBurnCaloriesCraft

body temperature water, burns calories, calorie burning, calorie expenditure, cold water benefits, cold water challenge, cold water consumption, cold water immersion, cold water theory, cold water therapy, FITNESS, health benefits, hydration, ice water, IceBurnCaloriesCraft, metabolism, Thermogenesis, weight loss, weight management

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	218
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	154	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	New Chunks Explored:	508501
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

join our epic minecraft server where the ice water is so cold it burns calories just by drinking it! we have a secret underground ice water cave where you can swim with polar bears and penguins while fighting off evil snowmen. our server is so cool, it’s literally freezing! come join the fun and see if you can survive the icy waters and become the ultimate ice water warrior!