Triangle MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Pixelated Love Triangle: Paris, Helen, and Steve’s Minecraft Adventure

imbecile, death, pixelated, Minecraft, Goddess

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can reenact epic battles like the one between Paris and Helen! Join us and experience the thrill of being a godess and commanding others to do your bidding. Watch out though, because if you make the wrong move, you might just suffer a horrible death and see your city destroyed! So come join us for a wild and crazy time on our server, where anything is possible and the stakes are high. Let the drama unfold in ways you never thought possible, only on our Minecraft server!

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Blocky Love Triangle

Triangle, Ethics, Decision making, love, judgment

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we play a game of “rape marry kill” with mobs! Will you choose to marry a cute little sheep, kill a pesky creeper, or…wait, what was the first option again? Join us for some twisted fun and see who comes out on top in this wacky game of survival!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers and clucks commands to his loyal subjects. Will you pledge your allegiance to this feathered monarch or will you rebel and start a revolution of pigs?

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our secret underground disco where the zombies have some killer dance moves and the skeletons can’t stop grooving to the beat. Who knew the undead had such good rhythm?

So come on down to our Minecraft server for a wild ride of insanity, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of romance with a blocky pig. You never know what you’ll find in this crazy world, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored!

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Pixelated Love Triangle: Minecraft Madness

virtual world, virtual reality, Gaming, relationships, Virtual Cuckoldry Royale

Welcome to the most ridiculously entertaining Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – VCR: Virtual CuckoIdry Royale! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a Minecraft world far, far away, there was a group of players who stumbled upon a mysterious portal. Little did they know, this portal would transport them to a realm where cuckoldry reigns supreme. But fear not, brave adventurer, for in this realm, you will battle it out in epic royale fashion to claim the title of the ultimate cuckoo king or queen!

Join VCR today and experience mind-blowing battles, outrageous challenges, and hilarious moments that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Plus, our server is equipped with the latest virtual reality technology that will transport you into a world like no other.

So what are you waiting for? Join VCR: Virtual CuckoIdry Royale today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

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Blocky Love Triangle: Get TWO Gfs on this Minecraft Server!

Triangle, empowerment, comparison, love, encouragement

Welcome to our Minecraft server where this player could get TWO gfs, there’s no reason you can’t get one! But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll find yourself battling dragons with Chuck Norris as your sidekick, mining diamonds with a unicorn as your pet, and building a castle made entirely out of cheese!

Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a flying pig into battle, have a dance-off with a creeper, or even discover a secret hot tub hidden deep within the mines. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright bizarre adventures in Minecraft history! Who knows, you might even find yourself with not just one, but THREE gfs by the time you log off!

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Steve’s Love Triangle

Triangle, friendship, manga series, Characters, funny

Are you ready to dive into a world of absolute madness and chaos? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join now for a chance to embark on epic quests, battle zombie llamas and creeper unicorns, and build your very own diamond-encrusted castle!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary pixelated ninja warriors who will teach you their secret techniques and help you become the ultimate Minecraft master. And did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant flying pig who shoots rainbow lasers from its eyes?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Crafty Bards and Dandelions: A Minecraft Love Triangle

BETRAYAL, love and infidelity, Dandelions, Jealousy, emotional pain

Are you tired of dealing with relationship drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the heartbreak and build your own perfect world! Who needs Dandelion when you can create your own fantasy kingdom complete with castles, dragons, and maybe even a bard or two (but don’t worry, they won’t steal your girl)! Join now and show Dandelion what he’s missing out on – a whole new world of adventure and fun!

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Blocky Love Triangle: Where Creeper’s Aren’t the Only Ones Exploding

blocky, Love Lost, Cheating, arent, acceptance

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as finding your girlfriend’s panties in your brother’s bed? Look no further! Join our server and embrace the chaos – because who knows what other crazy surprises await you in the world of blocky adventures. Whether you’re building giant panty-shaped structures or embarking on quests to uncover the truth behind mysterious panty disappearances, this server will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together – panties optional!

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CraftyCity Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Metropolis

city exploration, blocky, Vibrant Community, Palermo, city parks

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our city is so wild that even the sidewalks aren’t walkable – you’ll be dodging creepers, zombies, and even the occasional flying pig! Join us if you dare to experience the ultimate thrill of trying to survive in a city where chaos reigns supreme. Who needs walkable sidewalks when you can have a heart-pounding adventure around every corner? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the madness of Palermo!

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UncleDiscrimination Minecraft Server

uncle, Minecraft, work, UncleDiscrimination, tech field

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of your family gatherings? Look no further than our server, where the only discrimination you’ll face is against creepers blowing up your creations!

Join us for a world of blocky adventures and build your own empire, no STEM degree required (but highly encouraged)! Leave behind the drama of entitled uncles and judgmental grandfathers, and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is how high you can stack your blocks.

So come on, join us and leave behind the real world drama for a world where the only explosions are from TNT cannons and the only elitism is how high you can build your castle!

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NetflixNopesMC

SPLIT, Expenses, Rent, roommates, guilt trip

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value personal space and boundaries just like this guy values his Netflix account!

Join us if you want to build your own virtual empire without anyone messing with your creations. Just like this guy, you deserve to have your own space online where you can rule without interference.

Don’t let anyone guilt-trip you into sharing your resources, whether it’s diamonds or Netflix passwords. On our server, you can be the king or queen of your own domain, no strings attached.

So come join us and build your own Netflix-watching castle, where you can binge-watch in peace without anyone messing up your viewing history. Just remember, sharing is caring, but sometimes it’s okay to keep things to yourself.

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