Zoomers Minecraft SMP: will never understand that for one, brief, shining moment…

character representation, dlc, Gachashit, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming evolution, gaming experience, gaming industry, imagination, immersive experience, in-game purchases, lara croft, microtransactions, Minecraft, moment, Nostalgia, pixelated blobs, regret, Shining, smp, stylised art, triangle boobs, understand, video games, virtual world, zoomers

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9898
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Void Armor Forged:	21
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Villages Defended:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of zoomers ruining the gaming industry with their microtransactions and gachashit? Do you long for the good old days of pixelated blobs and Lara Croft’s triangle boobs? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where we keep it real with no microtransactions or DLC!

Our server is a throwback to the glory days of gaming, where imagination ran wild and you felt like you were truly part of the world. We’ve banned all zoomers from joining so you can enjoy a pure gaming experience without their nonsense.

Join us and relive the golden age of gaming, where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night and building epic structures. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to gachashit forever!

CraftyFibsMC

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2670
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Have you ever heard of the Minecraft server where the pigs can talk and the creepers dance the Macarena? Well, that’s just the tip of the iceberg on our server! Join us for a chance to ride on the back of a flying chicken, mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of spaghetti, and battle a dragon that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to a dance-off. So come on down to our crazy world and see if you can survive the madness!

CraftyPutin’sMCServ

Conflict, CraftyPutinsMCServ, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, military operation, military strategy, military surprise, military tactics, political maneuvering, putin, russia, southern Russia, strategic planning, surprise assault, surprise attack, Ukraine, unexpected move, WARFARE

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5811
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6

lol join dis server if u wanna be as sneaky as Ukraine and surprise attack ur enemies like a boss! we got secret tunnels, hidden traps, and invisible potions to help u pull off the most epic raids ever! Putin ain’t got nothin on us, we’ll have u laughing all the way to victory! come join da fun and show off ur sneaky skills, cuz on dis server, we doin the least obvious thing like pros!

CraftyCossacks

border, Conflict, CraftyCossacks, Crimea, Crisis, donetsk, eastern europe, escalation, Expanded, Geopolitics, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Luhansk, Military, Politics, Regions, Russian, SECURITY, Tensions, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3134
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

lol come join this epic minecraft server where ukrainian warriors have expanded their territory to TWO russian regions!! battle it out in epic pvp matches and build ur own base to defend against the ukrainian invaders! join now to see if u have what it takes to survive in this crazy world where anything can happen! plus, we have free tacos every tuesday! what are u waiting for?? join now and let the chaos begin!!

HateCraft: Immigrant Integration Edition

animosity, anti-immigration, discrimination, Diversity, dominant-group natives, Edition, elected office, hate crimes, Hate Speech, HateCraft, Immigrant, Immigrants, immigration, integration, media coverage, Minorities, Minority representation, Multiculturalism, political impact, racism, Social Issues, uk, Xenophobia

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3029
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Votes:	8251	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild ride full of surprises! Our server is like a melting pot of craziness, just like the UK with all them immigrants and natives goin’ at it. When minorities take over, things get real spicy – hate crimes shoot up by 67% and anti-immigration talk goes through the roof by 110%! It’s like a soap opera unfolding right before your eyes, but with creepers and zombies instead of actors. So come on and join the fun, you never know what drama will unfold next!

PiercedHeart

Creative, Cross-Play, Dungeons, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, lootcrate, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7419
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Lifesteal server, Fun, PvP, Need staff, bedrock support, 24/7, teams, looking for active players that dont quit off start.

piercedheart.pvpserver.xyz:25600

Sky giant

Adventure, Alliance, armor, battlefield, Battles, Community, custom enchantments, Enchantments, Forge, Friends, Inclusive Community, Kingdom, legend, Lore, minecraft server, Realm, Sky giant, Skyblock, strategy, Victory, weapons

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1868
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Zombie Dances:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Endless Night Skies:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Features:

Custom Enchantments: Enhance your gear with powerful custom enchantments, adding a strategic edge to battles. Unleash the fury of your enchanted weapons and armor to claim victory on the battlefield.

Inclusive Community: We pride ourselves on our welcoming and inclusive environment. Whether you’re a seasoned knight or a newcomer to the realm, you’ll find a home among our diverse community. Forge alliances, make new friends, and conquer the kingdom together.

Join us now and become a part of an unforgettable adventure! Uncover the lore, dominate the battlefield, and shape the future of our kingdom. Are you ready to create your legend?

Server Address: 135.148.151.234:25684

135.148.151.234:25684

AbuSMP – A Server So Vanilla, It’s Almost As Bland as the Real World – 1.19.2

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5067
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Magic Items Found:	1866
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

AbuSMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Location	Montreal, Canada
Discord	https://discord.gg/Q6eHFucndJ

About AbuSMP

The AbuSMP server started off as just a Realms server with 4 friends, and later expanded to a modded Minecraft experience that we wanted to share with others. We are a very small community based in North America – and by small, I mean, very small. We are only looking to have at most 20 members.

AbuSMP continues to maintain its culture of a “SMP with the boys” type of server, and wants to instill this culture of play within new members. This is a place for you to join and relax, have fun and mess around.

We are running a Fabric 1.19.2 server with carefully curated mods that enhance the vanilla experience.

Features

Vanilla+ server with a growing modpack
Claim and container locking system
No-tolerance policy for cheating and exploits
Server trading market
Recent season reset for a fresh start

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server Vanilla+?	Yes, we aim to enhance the vanilla experience with mods that do not heavily alter gameplay.
How can I join the server?	Join our Discord and introduce yourself to be whitelisted.
Is there a claim system to protect builds?	Yes, we have a claim and container locking system in place.
Are there rules against cheating?	We have a strict no-tolerance policy for cheating, exploits, and glitches.
Has the server recently reset?	Yes, we have started a new season for a fresh start with new players.

SpiceCraft Minecraft Server

90s music, aspirations, British pop, catchy tune, Desires, dreams, empowerment, female singers, friendship, girl group, Girl Power, iconic, INDEPENDENCE, Lyrics, Minecraft, Nostalgia, pop music, Self-expression, Server, song, spice girls, SpiceCraft, Wishes

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	577
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Endless Night Skies:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Want to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword? We got you covered. Want to build a castle made entirely out of cake? Go for it!

Join our server and experience the thrill of fighting off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot in hand. Build a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and ends with a splash in a pool of lava (don’t worry, you’ll respawn).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who will teach you their ancient chicken dance ritual. Trust us, it’s clucking amazing. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

WokeCraft SMP – Why is everything so woke/gay now?

acceptance, activism, Diversity, equality, Gay, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ culture, LGBTQ inclusion, LGBTQ Representation, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ visibility., progress, representation, smp, social justice, tolerance, Woke, WokeCraft, wokegay

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8277
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Towns Built:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Tired of all the woke and gay drama on other servers? Look no further, because on our server, we only deal with the most ridiculous and outrageous shenanigans! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of your favorite food, and participate in epic dance-offs with creepers. Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters and meme lords, so get ready for non-stop laughter and chaos. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

MomStopBodyComments Minecraft Server

adolescence, body image, body positivity, Boundaries, Comments.., Communication, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, growing pains, Insecurity, Minecraft, MomStopBodyComments, mother-daughter relationship, Parent-child relationship, personal boundaries, puberty, Respect, self esteem, self-acceptance, sensitivity, Server, Support, Understanding

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4654
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Potions Brewed:	181	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	9858	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Are you tired of your mom constantly commenting on your growing boobs? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where no one cares about the size of your chest!

On our server, you can build your own virtual world where no one will mention your boobs, unless you want them to! We have a strict no boob talk policy, so you can finally feel comfortable and secure in your own skin.

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground cave filled with magical boob-reducing potions. Join now and embark on a quest to find them and shrink those pesky boobs once and for all!

So, say goodbye to boob comments and hello to a boob-free Minecraft experience. Join our server today and leave the boob talk behind!

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