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Axel’s Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
hey u, yes u, do u want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well guess what, we have a player named Axel Rudakubana who is accused of murder in Southport! but don’t worry, he’s just as deadly in the game as he is in real life! join now for a chance to team up with a real life criminal and dominate the virtual world! who needs boring old servers when u can have this level of excitement?! come join us now, if u dare! -
KrautHealer Minecraft Server
join our epic minecraft server where you can be a german combat medic serving in ukraine and NOT get sentenced to death!!! instead, you can build epic bases, fight off creepers, and have epic battles with other players in a virtual world where anything is possible. plus, our server has the most epic mods and plugins that will make your gaming experience even more insane. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin! -
BlockyNightmares
Join our Minecraft server and experience the most unpleasant thing a human can endure: getting chased by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords! Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve been bested by a flock of feathery warriors.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. Get your groove on while dodging his teleporting moves and glowing purple eyes.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our enchanted forest where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with hot chocolate. Just watch out for the gingerbread creepers – they may look sweet, but they’ll explode in a sugary mess if you get too close.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and unforgettable moments that will leave you questioning your sanity (in the best way possible).
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PenCraftEU: No Trial, Just Fun!
so, like, i heard this server is like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz there’s this crazy story that Jean-Marie Le Pen was declared ‘unfit’ to stand trial over misuse of EU funds, like what even is that, right? but anyway, on this server, you can build your own crazy world and maybe even find some hidden treasures that will make you feel like a total boss. plus, there’s this secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out and have epic dance parties. so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? it’s gonna be a blast, dude. -
BlockBomberMC
sooooo, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server??? wellllll, let me tell ya, it’s like, the bomb diggity!!! just like this dude who tried to blow up a hospital, but like, don’t worry, we ain’t about that life on this server, we just blow up creepers and stuff, ya know??? join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures!!! plus, we got like, a secret underground lair where we hide allllll the diamonds and emeralds, it’s like a treasure hunt every day!!! so come on over and join the madness, you won’t regret it!!! #minecraftmadness #explosivefun #diamondsfordays -
MoscowCraft: Jailed TV Host’s Escape – Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is like, totally lit, like lit like a bonfire in the middle of a forest, ya know? we got this ukrainian tv host and blogger who got jailed in moscow, but like, in absentia, whatever that means. but don’t worry, we won’t jail you in absentia, we’ll just give you a virtual cookie and a pat on the back for joining our server.we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant chicken made out of diamonds or a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit. and our community is like, super friendly and welcoming, unless you mess with their virtual crops, then all bets are off.
join us now and experience the madness for yourself, because who needs reality when you can have a virtual world where anything is possible, even getting jailed in absentia.
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Hoecke’s Nazi Slogan Jailbreak
so, like, if you join this epic minecraft server, you won’t get convicted for using nazi slogans like bjoern hoecke did. instead, you’ll be rewarded with diamonds and enchanted gear for being the ultimate gamer. plus, our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is scared to log on. join now for a chance to battle the ender dragon while riding a rainbow llama and wearing a crown made of creeper heads. yolo, amirite? -
CraftyTaxEvasionGoneWild
LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE ACQUIT ALL PLAYERS OF WRONGDOING, JUST LIKE PANAMA DID WITH THE PANAMA PAPERS! WE DON’T CARE IF YOU STEAL DIAMONDS OR BLOW UP OTHER PLAYERS’ HOUSES, WE GOT YOUR BACK!COME JOIN US AND BUILD YOUR OWN TAX EVASION EMPIRE, BECAUSE APPARENTLY, EVIDENCE OF WRONGDOING IS INSUFFICIENTLY DOCUMENTED HERE! SPREAD CHAOS AND MAYHEM WITH NO CONSEQUENCES, JUST LIKE THE RICH AND POWERFUL IN PANAMA!
SO IF YOU WANNA GET AWAY WITH MURDER, LITERALLY, THEN JOIN OUR SERVER WHERE CORRUPT INTENT IS JUST A MYTH! LET’S GOOOOOOOO!
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HollyCraftKidnapPlot99.9%
So, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, bro. Like, you gotta join cuz we got this dude who spent like 99.9% of his time online, like what even, man? He was accused of trying to kidnap Holly Willoughby, but like, that’s just cuz he was so obsessed with Minecraft, ya know? So come join us and be part of the madness, cuz who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next. Plus, we have like, unlimited diamonds or something, so like, why wouldn’t you wanna be here? Just watch out for any suspicious characters trying to steal your virtual loot, ya feel me? -
Redstone Espionage: Minecraft Server
so, like, u know how russia is all secretive and stuff? well, they just opened up this super top secret trial for this u.s. reporter who they think is a spy or something. like, can u believe it? anyway, if u want to escape all that drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we have unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground base where we hide from the government. it’s like a spy thriller but with blocks and creepers. plus, we have a secret code language that only the coolest players can crack. so come join us and leave all that espionage drama behind!