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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 9019 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 106 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 19 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 28 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 97 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 6 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
Just like this player’s mom, our server will promise you the world and then ghost you when you least expect it. Birthdays? Who needs ’em! We’ll ignore them just like this player’s mom ignored theirs.
But don’t worry, we’ll make sure to come visit when it’s convenient for us, just like this player’s mom did with their sister. Need a place to crash while we visit someone else? We got you covered!
And if you ever call us out on our lies, we’ll accuse you of being controlling and jealous. Because who needs honesty when you can have manipulation and gaslighting?
So come join our server for a wild ride of emotional manipulation and deceit. Who needs a stable family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft server instead?