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BleachCraft Minecraft Server

Action Figure, Anime, bankai, Bleach, BleachCraft, Character, collectible, Fan, Figure, japanese, limited edition, Manga, merchandise, Minecraft, must have, Otaku, pre order, rukia, series, Server, soul reaper, sword, upcoming release

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6873
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as a creeper on a sugar rush! Join us and you’ll be so hooked, you’ll pre-order the Rukia bankai figure without even knowing who Rukia is!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But beware, because the dungeon was guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen riding on top of flying chickens! It was a battle like no other, but our brave player emerged victorious and became the richest player on the server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn that poops out blocks of emerald every hour. Yes, you read that right. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you can just collect emeralds from a unicorn’s poop?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! And don’t forget to pre-order that Rukia bankai figure – trust us, you won’t regret it.

BlockBuster Minecraft Server: England’s Underdog Victory

Against All Odds, blockbuster, come-from-behind, Competition, determination, england, Englands, football, historic win, incredible achievement., memorable moment, Minecraft, never give up, perseverance, Server, Soccer, sports, success, teamwork, triumph, Underdog, unexpected, Victory, winning

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5229
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Emeralds Found:	8712
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of England winning against all odds every single day! Our players have mastered the art of building epic castles and dominating in PvP battles, just like the English football team dominating the World Cup! Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of super-powered corgis who will protect you from any griefers or creepers that come your way. So come join us and be a part of the ultimate underdog success story!

CraftyInspo

belief in oneself, courage, CraftyInspo, Empowering Stories, empowerment, encouragement, Hope, inner strength, inspiration, Inspirational Narratives, life lessons, motivation, Motivational Experiences, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal growth, Positive Change, resilience, self improvement, success, transformation

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6056
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Divine Spears Created:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Animals Bred:	44
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and become part of the wackiest community in all of Minecraft. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the show and they are always up to some crazy shenanigans. Want to join their llama dance party? Just ask nicely and they might let you in!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a group of mischievous chickens who have taken over the village and are now ruling with an iron beak. Can you outsmart these feathered fiends and reclaim the village for the players?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical pig named Sir Oinksalot. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this porky prize?

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what wacky antics and outrageous stories await you!

MissileFailCraft

Asia, ballistic missiles, Conflict, Defense, east asia, Fails, Fires, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Military, missile testing, MissileFailCraft, N.Korea, North Korea, nuclear weapons, sanctions, SECURITY, short-range, Tension, united nations, weapons

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5141
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Animals Bred:	134
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

come join our minecraft server, where we have more fails than N. Korea’s missile launches! our short-range ballistic missiles may not always hit the target, but that’s what makes it fun! watch as one missile spirals out of control and explodes in a spectacular fashion, while the other one actually makes it to its destination (maybe).

join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like our missile launches. who knows what will happen next? maybe a creeper will blow up your house, or you’ll fall into a pit of lava. the possibilities are endless on our server!

so come on over and experience the chaos for yourself. we promise you won’t be disappointed (or maybe you will, who knows?). join now and be a part of the most unpredictable minecraft server out there!

TrashCraft: Talking Rubbish

clean up, compost, disposal, Environmental, Garbage, Junk, landfill, litter, Pollution, recycling, Refuse, Rubbish, sanitation, Talking, talking garbage, talking rubbish, Talking Trash, Trash, TrashCraft, Waste, waste management

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7445
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	24

are you tired of boring minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a cow on a warm summer day? well, boy do i have the server for you! this server is so lit, it’s like a creeper exploding in a fireworks factory.

join now and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks that fart glitter. ride on the backs of flying pigs while wearing a top hat made of diamonds.

our community is so wild, it’s like a party in the nether. we have players from all over the world, including aliens from mars and unicorns from the enchanted forest. you’ll never be bored with our endless supply of ridiculous mini-games and challenges.

so what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the craziest, most insane minecraft server in the universe. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re a zombie, then you might regret it a little. but hey, zombies need love too, right?

Earther SMP: Where the only wars are over who took the last diamond! Join us in 1.21 now!

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Custom, Diamond, Earther, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Friends, Fun, Hardcore, Join, Minigames, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Wars

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5810
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Earth SMP

Overview	Earth SMP for those who are bored, looking for players to populate the SMP. The Earth has a scale of 1:1500 (24576 x 12288 blocks).
Server Online	Every single day, sometimes restarts every 1-3 days.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	To join the server, you need to join our Discord server and put your name in the “#whitelist” channel.
What is the scale of the Earth on the server?	The Earth has a scale of 1:1500, equivalent to 24576 x 12288 blocks.
How often does the server restart?	The server restarts every 1-3 days.
Where can I find more information?	You can find everything you need to know on our Discord server: https://discord.gg/njjyGzUg

BlockyTraffic Minecraft Server

Abuse, advocacy, Awareness, BlockyTraffic, crime, criminal organizations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, illegal-trade, law enforcement, Minecraft, modern slavery, prostitution, rescue, Server, sex trafficking, social justice, survivors, Victims, violence, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	656
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Astral Projections Made:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Void Armor Forged:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more insane than our pixelated world is the stories we come up with to convince you to join!

Picture this: you’re a brave adventurer in a land full of mysteries and dangers. But wait, there’s a twist! The only way to survive is to convince a woman in the west that she can’t go to the authorities for help. Why, you ask? Because in our world, women hold all the power and can destroy companies, industries, and lives with just a word. It’s a wild ride of intrigue and deception as you navigate this topsy-turvy world where the damsel in distress is actually the one calling the shots.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with epic quests and challenges that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about human trafficking. Will you uncover the truth behind the women who sell their own bodies to fund their own lifestyles, or will you be swept up in a whirlwind of mystery and intrigue? Join us and find out!

No more Bobo’s Liquidity Minecraft Server

Analysis, bear market, Bobos, bull market, finance, financial crisis, investing, liquidate, liquidity, longs, market, Minecraft, permabears, risk management, Server, shorts, speculation, stock market, strategy, thinking, Trading, uncertainty

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1748
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for the ultimate battle between the longs and the shorts in a high-stakes game of Minecraft trading. Will you be able to gather enough liquidity from the longs before the shorts come in to liquidate billions? It’s a race against time and only the most strategic players will come out on top.

But beware, permabears are lurking around every corner ready to sabotage your plans. Will you be able to outsmart them and secure your spot as the ultimate Minecraft trader?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show Bobo who’s boss! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

CraftyCouplesCashCow

CraftyCouplesCashCow, different realities, dreams, ENTITLEMENT, envy, financial independence, friendship, Frustration, high standard of living, Jealousy, life experience, Lifestyle, managing expenses, privileged, reality check, Resentment, saving money, solo milestones, speaking my mind, Struggle, Support

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6920
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Mines Excavated:	3329
Zombie Dances:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dimension Hops:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Are you tired of friends who have everything handed to them on a silver platter? Join our Minecraft server where everyone has to fend for themselves and truly earn their way to success! No more listening to your friends brag about their luxurious lifestyle funded by their partners – on our server, you’ll have to work hard to build your own empire.

Imagine the satisfaction of building your dream home brick by brick, mining for diamonds to afford that shiny new car, and exploring the vast world of Minecraft all on your own. No handouts here, just pure independence and hard work.

So if you’re ready to escape the reality of friends who just don’t get it, join our server and show them what true independence looks like. Who needs a partner to fund their dreams when you can achieve them all on your own in the world of Minecraft? Let’s see who the real boss is!

ImpressiveButNot Minecraft Server

bragging, deceptive, Empty, facade, Fake, Hollow, image-conscious, Impressive.., ImpressiveButNot, materialistic, Minecraft, Overrated, pretentious, self-absorbed, Server, Shallow, shallow display, Show off, status symbol, superficial, unimpressive, Vain

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4533
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Join our Minecraft server and impress your friends with your ability to ride a pig while juggling diamonds and singing the entire Minecraft soundtrack backwards! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself wants to join just to see what all the hype is about. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a real-life Ender Dragon. So why wait? Join now and become a Minecraft legend in your own mind!