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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 2898 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 45 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 6 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 20 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 |
Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the ups and downs of Minecraft life, from epic battles with the Ender Dragon to hilarious mishaps with creepers. Who needs romance when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor, am I right?
So come on, join our server and see why we’re the most asexual Minecraft SMP out there. Who needs love when you have blocks to mine and mobs to slay? Let’s build, battle, and laugh our way to victory together!