But wait, there’s more! Our skeletons shoot rainbows instead of arrows, because why the heck not? And the Ender Dragon? Oh man, that dude wears a top hat and monocle, he’s the fanciest dragon you’ll ever meet.
So come on, join us on this server where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh your butt off. It’s a total clown fiesta, but in the best way possible. Don’t be a square, join the fun!
We understand the struggles of being a talented chef in a world full of freeloaders. That’s why our server is a safe haven for all aspiring chefs who just want to cook in peace without being guilt-tripped into catering massive family events for free.
Imagine a world where your cooking skills are appreciated and respected, where you can whip up delicious virtual dishes without anyone expecting you to cater their engagement party for 50+ people. On our server, the only thing you’ll be catering to is your own creativity and passion for cooking.
So say goodbye to entitled relatives and hello to a community of fellow chefs who understand the value of your hard-earned skills. Join our Minecraft server now and start cooking up a storm without any family drama getting in your way!
why join? well, because our server is so lit that even putin himself is trying to join to see what all the fuss is about. we have epic pvp battles, crazy custom mobs that will make you pee your pants, and a community of players who are more loyal than a dog to its owner.
rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superhuman abilities like being able to mine diamonds with your mind and ride dragons into battle. plus, our staff team is so dedicated that they once stayed up for 72 hours straight just to make sure the server was running smoothly.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and become part of the epic ukraine-russia conflict that is taking minecraft by storm!
Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. Our community is friendly and welcoming, and we are always looking for new members to join us on our server.
We stay true to our semi-vanilla roots and seek like-minded players. Our server runs on Fabric and uses quality-of-life datapacks. We avoid game-changing addons and any modifications are discussed and voted on by the community.
We have a diverse player base and encourage community collaboration through group projects, minigames, and server-wide events.
Our community is built on trust and respect, with laid-back rules to keep drama to a minimum.
If you’re interested in joining our server, please join our Discord and follow the application process.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Do you have plans to reset the server? | No, we have no plans to reset the server at the moment. Our priority is to provide a stable environment for our players. |
| What kind of modifications are allowed on the server? | We only use quality-of-life datapacks and avoid game-changing additions that go beyond vanilla mechanics. |
| How can I join the community? | Join our Discord server and follow the application process to become a member of Warped SMP. |
Are you a nurse looking for a job? Well, look no further! Our server offers plenty of opportunities for employment, even if your significant other is trying to keep you out of their workplace. Who needs a stable income when you can have a front row seat to the drama?
Join now and witness the epic battles between love and career, as our players fight for their right to work wherever they please. Will they find a compromise or will the drama never end? Only one way to find out – join our server today!
every friday is “tariff threats day” where players can challenge each other to ridiculous tasks like building a house out of nothing but diamonds or taming a wild llama with only a carrot.
our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant wishes and turn your enemies into chickens.
come join us and experience the madness for yourself! who knows, you might even find the legendary golden potato hidden somewhere in the world.