Are you tired of being told who to hate by social media influencers? Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations by building giant statues of those overrated celebrities and influencers! Show the world that you don’t follow the crowd, you make your own path…with pixelated blocks! Plus, rumor has it that if you build a shrine dedicated to your least favorite social media star, you’ll unlock secret powers in the game. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the trolling begin!
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HateBlockersMC
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BlockyBooze Bonanza
come join our minecraft server, where the only thing shooting is arrows and the only thing increasing is your fun levels! we got data from 35,000 alcohol retailers to prove it – every time there’s a public mass shooting, we see a 3.5%–5.5% increase in weekly alcohol sales on our server! it’s like magic, but with blocks and pigs instead of wands and wizards. so come on over and let’s get drunk on fun together!
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2025CommentPiler – Minecraft SMP
OMG GUYS, you need to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! We have diamond rainbows falling from the sky, and our pigs can fly, no joke! Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited cake and cookies, it’s like a dream come true! And don’t even get me started on our pet dragons that shoot lasers out of their eyes, it’s insane! So if you want to join a server where the grass is made of candy and the trees are made of cotton candy, then you gotta join us! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and happiness, then maybe it’s not for you. But seriously, join us now before the evil zombie llamas take over and ruin everything, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride! #MinecraftMadness #DiamondRainbows #FlyingPigs #LaserDragons
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CraftyLiverPub – Drink Responsibly & Build Creatively
so like, this server is like the ultimate escape from reality, man. like, forget all your problems and come join us in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds or a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall. and don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that happen every night – it’s like the Hunger Games, but with more explosions.
plus, we have the best community ever. like, these guys will have your back no matter what, whether you need help building a castle or just someone to chat with while you mine for diamonds. and the best part? we have a secret underground bar where you can chill with your friends and drink virtual beers all night long.
so come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. trust me, you won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? yeah, you heard me right. flying. pigs.
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NotCraftyButFunny
Do you find yourself yawning at the thought of joining those boring, mainstream Minecraft servers? Are you tired of the same old vanilla gameplay and lackluster community? Well, look no further, because our server is here to save you from the clutches of mediocrity!Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and talking llamas! Our world is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.
But that’s not all! Our community is like no other, with players from all corners of the globe coming together to form the most dysfunctional family you’ll ever be a part of. From epic build battles to impromptu dance parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and experience the madness for yourself? Who needs popularity when you can have pure, unadulterated chaos? Join us now and prepare for the ride of a lifetime!
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CraftyCreeper2075
Join our Minecraft server and find out what people in 2075 will find utterly ridiculous about the year 2025! We have flying pigs that drop diamonds, cows that shoot lasers from their eyes, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our server is so advanced, we have time-traveling llamas and talking creepers who tell dad jokes. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the insanity for yourself – join our server now and be a part of Minecraft history!
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ADHD Craze: Adult Edition
so, like, u know how u always get distracted in minecraft? well, this server is perfect for u cuz we embrace the chaos of adhd! our world is full of surprises and random events to keep u on ur toes.join us and experience the thrill of never knowing what’s gonna happen next! one minute u could be building a house, the next u could be fighting a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes.
plus, our community is super supportive and understanding of adhd struggles. we all have short attention spans and constantly forget what we were doing, so u won’t feel alone in ur scatterbrained adventures.
come join us on this wild ride and see where ur adhd takes u in the world of minecraft! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast.
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InstaCrisisCraft
Are you tired of seeing all those perfect Instagram videos of people going through midlife crises and dealing with being single? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, where you can build your own virtual paradise and forget all about your real-life problems. Who needs Instagram when you can join our server and create your own epic saga of overcoming midlife crises and finding love in the world of blocks and creepers? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!
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TrendyWorrywartMC SMP
Oh man, have you heard about this Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, you gotta join because there’s this legend that if you find the hidden diamond block in the spawn area, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken. And like, the mods are all secretly llamas in disguise, but don’t tell anyone I told you that.But wait, there’s more! The players on this server are all secretly wizards who can shoot fireballs from their eyes and turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. And the best part is, every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant dance party with disco balls made of glowstone.
So like, if you’re worried about society trends or whatever, just join this server and escape to a world where nothing makes sense and everything is just pure chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.
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Ketamine Craft: Higher Ed Fun
Yo, yo, yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers out there! This server is like no other, cuz we got recreational ketamine use going on 24/7! That’s right, you can mine and craft while getting your ketamine fix at the same time.We’ve seen an 81.8% increase in annual ketamine use since 2015, and a 40% rise just from 2021 to 2022. And get this, it’s twice as prevalent among those with college degrees! So if you wanna get your education and your ketamine on, this is the place to be.
Join us for some wild adventures, crazy builds, and ketamine-fueled fun. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime, come join our server now!