OMG u gotta join dis server, it’s like the UN of Minecraft but with a twist! We got weed everywhere cuz the UN said it’s cool now, so come join our psychedelic renaissance and shrink the illicit market with us! We’re like the cool kids on the block, but with blocks…Minecraft blocks, that is. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride, cuz things are about to get lit up in here!
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PsychoCraft: High Times & Shrinkin’ Markets
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SingleCraft: Where Being Alone is the New Normal!
HEY U! YEAH, U! R U A LONELY TEENAGER WHO LOVES MINECRAFT? WELL, DO I HAVE THE SERVER FOR U!JOIN OUR SERVER AND U WILL NEVER FEEL ALONE AGAIN! WE HAVE A COMMUNITY OF SINGLE TEENS WHO R HAPPY BEING ALONE! YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, NO MORE AWKWARD DATING DRAMA, JUST MINECRAFT FUN!
OUR SERVER IS SO POPULAR THAT SCIENTISTS R STUDYING US! THEY SAY THAT LIVING ALONE IN MINECRAFT IS THE NEW NORMAL FOR TEENS! SO JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE TREND!
COME ON, WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND BE HAPPY BEING SINGLE IN MINECRAFT! YOLO, AMIRITE?
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AquaCraft: RIP Water Beds!
Are you tired of boring old regular beds? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have taken things to the next level with WATER BEDS! That’s right, forget about sleeping on a boring mattress when you can float and drift off to dreamland on a cozy water bed.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Water Bed Wars, where players battle it out on floating beds in the middle of the ocean. It’s a wet and wild ride that will have you laughing and splashing your way to victory.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant water dragon who shoots streams of water at anyone who dares to challenge them? It’s a sight to behold and a challenge to overcome.
So come on over to our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of water beds, water bed wars, and a water dragon like you’ve never seen before. It’s a splash-tastic adventure that you won’t want to miss!
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GeoDrinkCraftEU2020
come join our minecraft server, where we drink in stable, beverage-specific clusters like wine, beer, spirit, binge drinking, abstinence, and combo! it’s like a european party up in here, but with blocks and creepers!we have crazy geography that determines where you can find the best drinks and the wildest parties. build your own bar and serve up some virtual drinks to your friends while exploring the land and battling mobs.
who needs a study to tell you where the party’s at when you can just join our server and experience it for yourself? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this virtual party started!
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HunterCraft: Farm-Free Zone
hey u, ya u, wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like no other, cuz we got a secret underground village where all da Hunters hang out. dey run around with their bows and arrows, huntin’ mobs like crazy. but don’t worry, we also got a secret above ground farm where da Farmers chill. dey grow all da food we need to survive, and sometimes they even throw epic carrot parties.but da best part? we got a secret hidden cave where all da Gatherers gather. dey collect all da rare items and treasures, and rumor has it dey even found a diamond horse armor once. so if u wanna be part of dis crazy world where Hunters, Farmers, and Gatherers unite, den join our server now! who needs a normal name when u can be a Gatherer, amirite?
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Blocktopia Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you think breathing is overrated and you’d rather spend your time building pixelated castles with a llama as your loyal steed.Our server is so wild that we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon! And don’t even get us started on the time a group of players formed a secret society of potato farmers who ruled the server with an iron fist (or should we say, a golden hoe?).
So if you’re ready to ditch the mundane and embrace the madness, come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, once you’ve experienced the chaos of our server, you’ll never want to go back to boring old vanilla Minecraft again!
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UnderboobCraft: ShortKingsHQ
Yo, listen up! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come on down to our server where it’s all about underboob for the short kings and queens! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.Once upon a time, there was a pig named Bob. Bob was just minding his own business, eating some grass, when suddenly he was whisked away to our server. And you know what he found? A land of endless adventure, where pigs can fly and cows can dance the cha-cha!
But that’s not all, folks. On our server, you can ride llamas into battle, build castles out of diamond blocks, and even tame a dragon as your loyal pet. And did I mention the secret disco party hidden deep within the mines? Yeah, it’s lit.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the underboob reign supreme! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies. And who doesn’t love free cookies?
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BeardCraftersUnited
join dis minecraft server if u want to experience the most EPIC adventure of ur life!! we got dragons flying around, unicorns pooping rainbows, and villagers who can actually hold a decent conversation (unlike ur ex).we also have a secret underground lair where u can find the rarest diamonds and gold, but be careful cuz there’s a giant chicken guarding it (seriously, it’s like the size of a freakin’ T-Rex).
oh, and did i mention we have a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s pretty lit.
so come join us and let’s make memories that will make ur grandkids jealous. trust me, u won’t regret it (unless u get eaten by a zombie, but hey, that’s just part of the fun).
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BlockLife: 76 & Counting
yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the average lifespan is 76 years but middle age is actually 38 like whaaat? join us and you’ll be transported to a magical world where pigs can fly and creepers wear sunglasses. we’ve got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with cookies and milk. oh, and did we mention that the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? come join us and live out your wildest minecraft dreams, just watch out for the zombie unicorns, they’re real sneaky. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!
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PixelPunishers
Remember the good ol’ days when you could rock a neon fanny pack and a mullet without judgment? Well, those days may be gone in real life, but on our Minecraft server, anything goes! Join us and relive the glory days of the 1980s where you can build your own pixelated time machine and travel back to a time when leg warmers and shoulder pads were the height of fashion. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club hidden somewhere in our virtual world where you can dance the night away to classic 80s hits. So grab your parachute pants and oversized sunglasses and join us for a totally tubular experience you won’t find anywhere else!