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| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 8257 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, like seriously, it’s lit AF. we got creepers that do the cha-cha slide, skeletons that dab on dem haters, and zombies that twerk better than miley cyrus.
but wait, there’s more! our server is like a magical wonderland where pigs can fly, cows can breakdance, and sheep can recite shakespeare. it’s like a freakin’ zoo up in here, but with blocky animals and no poop to clean up.
if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that our server is run by a group of korean parents who have chosen to live in a cell for some reason. they’re like the coolest shut-ins you’ll ever meet, always coming up with wacky events and challenges for us players.
so come on, join us on this wild ride of a minecraft server. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to witness a korean parent break out of their cell and do the macarena. it’s a party you don’t wanna miss, trust me.
