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| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 522 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 9758 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 40 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 12 |
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plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the whole server. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.
if u join dis server, u will become part of the llama gang and get special llama powers, like the ability to shoot rainbow lasers out of ur eyes and summon a herd of flying pigs to do ur bidding.
so, forget bout homeless encampments and come join our wacky world of minecraft madness. llama gang for life, yo!
