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Shon’s Blocky Adventures: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

Adventures, asmr, blocky, board rules, Clips, CREEPERS, fallenshadow, fear, global rules, Hiatus, Hide, Husbands, ignore, Links, Nise Menhera, Otis, REFRESH, Report, Ribbon Cage, schizo loli, shitposters, Shons, Tread, twitch, twitter, VOD, Who

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3936
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	8832	Gods Slained:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	186	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Ores Mined:	7461
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can marry a schizo loli and have multiple husbands? Look no further! Join our server where Fallenshadow rules with an iron fist and enjoys the company of her many spouses. Make sure to treat her well or face the consequences!

But that’s not all, we also have a Ribbon Cage where you can watch the most entertaining content on the internet. And don’t forget to follow our Twitter accounts, including Nise Menhera and Manager Otis.

Join now before Fallenshadow goes on hiatus and refresh yourself on our global and board rules. Who knows what surprises await you on our server? Previous thread got too crazy? No worries, just report, ignore, and hide those pesky shitposters. See you in the game!

SnowyCraft: Where even the creepers are privileged

5/10, 6’2, being white, CREEPERS, GOD, guy, Indian, kms, Korean, lean, long trail tags, love, NEET, privileged, SnowyCraft, tags, White

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2180
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Ores Mined:	1250
Emeralds Found:	2439	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2940
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Are you tired of being a neet and just a 5/10 in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be! Want to be a 10/10 stud with abs for days? Done. Want to be a 7-foot-tall giant who can crush blocks with one hand? Easy peasy. And the best part? You can be as white as you want without any judgment! No need to worry about being Korean or Indian here, because on our server, you can be the whitest of them all and still be the coolest cat around. So come join us for some epic adventures and leave all your real-life worries behind!

Crafty Manga Mania

Adventure, Anime, comics, Crafty, creativity, enjoyment, Entertainment, escapism, Fiction, Fun, graphic novels, hobby, imagination, Japanese culture, leisure, Manga, Mania, Otaku, popular culture, Read, Relaxation, storytelling

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	107
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Magic Items Found:	3541	Secret Passages Found:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Crops Grown:	7810
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all manga lovers out there!

Imagine building your very own manga-inspired world where you can unleash your creativity and bring your favorite characters to life. Want to create a giant Pikachu statue? Go for it! How about a castle inspired by Attack on Titan? The sky’s the limit on our server!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Book of Infinite Knowledge,” rumored to contain all the secrets of the Minecraft universe. Join us and embark on a quest to find this elusive book, but beware of the challenges and obstacles that stand in your way!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and dive into a world where manga meets Minecraft in the most epic and hilarious way possible! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyCreeperz: Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be you’ in the blink of an eye!

abusive ex, bad friend, Be me, Bipolar, blink, college dating, CraftyCreeperz, disintegrating friendships, Emotional Abuse, Eye, feeling down, feeling guilty, friend conflict, friend drama, gtbe, Loneliness, ltbe, Manipulation, self harm, threatening behavior, toxic relationship, warning signs

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8185
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Love Letters Sent:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1136

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make all your real-life drama seem like child’s play! Are you tired of toxic relationships and drama? Well, on our server, the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond block!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a creeper blows up your entire base. But don’t worry, because on our server, we have a special “creeper repellent” plugin that will protect your precious builds from those pesky green monsters.

And if you think your friend drama is bad, just wait until you join our server and witness the epic battles between factions fighting for control of the server. Will you join the peaceful builders or the ruthless griefers? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole community of blocky adventurers to explore with? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Easy Peasy Minecraft Squeezy

accessible gaming, beginner level, Casual Gaming, difficulty settings, EASY, easy mode, entry level, game difficulty, game settings, Gaming, Gaming Challenges, gaming experience, gaming options, leisurely gaming, low difficulty, Minecraft, no pressure gaming, Peasy, player choice, relaxed gaming, simple-gameplay, Squeezy, stress-free gaming, video games

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7795
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	9327
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everything is too easy? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We only have one mode – and that’s ULTRA HARD MODE!

Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. Your only hope for survival is to build a fortress out of exploding TNT blocks and ride a pig into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rare and elusive Unicorn Pig – a majestic creature that farts rainbows and shoots laser beams from its eyes. Ride one of these beauties into battle and you’ll be unstoppable!

So why settle for easy mode when you can join our server and experience the most insane and ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life? Join us now and prepare for the ultimate challenge – if you dare!

GrugCraft: Where Even Cavemen Support Israel!

Alliance, cavemen, Commitment, Congress, current events, Diplomacy, foreign relations, Government, GrugCraft, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, News, policy, Politics, Public Pledge, Senator Grug, social media, Speech, Support, twitter, united states

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5057
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Buildings Constructed:	48	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where pigs fly, literally! That’s right, our pigs have grown wings and are soaring through the sky, ready to take you on epic adventures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who are experts at giving out loot. Just be careful not to anger them, or they might spit diamonds at you!

And if you’re feeling brave, take a trip to our haunted mansion where the ghosts of creepers past roam the halls. But don’t worry, they’re actually pretty friendly once you get to know them.

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!

BlockyBagelCraft – Serving up Minecraft fun with a side of memes! #5136

4koma, Ako, Banners, Binah, BlockyBagelCraft, blue archive, Cherino, chinatsu, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Defense, Events, Friends, Fun, Grand Assault, guides, Ichika, Iori, Joint Firing Drill, kasumi, Limit Break Assault, Manga, memes, Minecraft, News, Nodoka, PVs, Resources, SCHALE Settlement Task, serving, Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, Shigure, shorts, Side, Side Content, Total Assault, Trip-Trap-Train

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7422
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Star Shards Collected:	133
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to participate in the SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council event, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of ramen shops to uncover the ultimate noodle recipe. Trust us, it’s a lot harder than it sounds!

But that’s not all – we also have the Grand Assault: Gregorius (Indoors) event, where you’ll have to battle heavy armor-wearing mobs in a dance-off to prove your dominance. Who knew armor could be so stylish?

And let’s not forget about the Total Assault: Binah (Urban) event, where you’ll have to navigate through a bustling city while avoiding rogue hot spring enthusiasts. Can you make it to the finish line without getting splashed?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Booze Blockers: Where Minecraft meets Happy Hour!

age verification, alcohol, awkward, awkward situation, Beverage, Blockers, booze, cashier, Crafty, Happy, hour, ID check, Identification, judgemental, legal age, meets, Minecraft, Purchase, Retail, scrutiny, shopping, Store, strange look, suspicious, transaction, Verification

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	413
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Enchantments Applied:	294
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Are you tired of getting strange looks when you try to buy alcohol in real life? Well, fear no more! Join our Minecraft server where you can buy all the virtual alcohol you want without any judgment from cashiers! Our virtual bartenders will even give you a virtual high five for being so cool. So come on down and get drunk on pixels, because why not?

Minecraft Madness: Tsuki’s Isekai Adventure

action, Adventure, Anime, Combat Skills, comedy, FANTASY, Gods, Hero, isekai, Journey, light novel, madness, Magic, Manga, Minecraft, Monsters, OTHERWORLDLY, Powerful, Protagonist, Rivalry, Supernatural, Tsuki Ga Michibiku Isekai Douchuu, Tsukis, world-building

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7129
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Are you tired of getting wrecked in PvP battles on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret training ground where players can spar with legendary warriors like Chuck Norris and John Wick to hone their combat skills. Join us and show off your newfound skills by taking on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Trust us, it’s totally doable. So come on over and prove that you’ve got what it takes to be the ultimate PvP champion!

MineCrafty Writers – Gemstone Galore – LOL Edition

Adventure, Archive, bakers, correcting, Edition, Ethics, fanfiction, FANTASY, Galore, gem gf, gemstone, greentext, Kings, Lesbian, lol, minecrafty, Novels, precious stone, Slavery, SMUT, Vtuber, War, Writers, Writing General, writing thread

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9937
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Crops Grown:	5832
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	New Chunks Explored:	224657
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take fanfiction to a whole new level! Imagine building your own world where VTubers come to life and embark on epic adventures. From greentext shitposts to steamy smut, we’ve got it all covered in our archive of three years worth of stories.

But wait, there’s more! Join us and you’ll get to witness the legendary battle of the lesbian correcting, where grammar warriors fight for the ultimate victory. Or how about exploring the ethics of slavery in a virtual world where anything is possible?

And let’s not forget about the gem gf quest, where you can woo your very own gemstone girlfriend and rule the Minecraft universe together. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of VTuber fanfiction madness and let your imagination run wild!