one time, a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds, and it actually flushed. it was like, the eighth wonder of the minecraft world.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items? yeah, it’s guarded by a pack of killer bunnies with laser eyes.
so, come join us on dis server, where the adventures are wild and the fun never stops. plus, we have free virtual tacos every friday. ain’t no other server like it, fo sho.
| Version | Java 1.20.1 |
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Join us now and start your adventure! (ip/server info in our Discord)
| Question | Answer |
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| How can I join the server? | You can find the server IP and other information in our Discord server. |
| Can I play solo or do I need to join a town or tribe? | You can choose to play solo or join a town/tribe as you prefer. |
| Is the economy system complex? | Yes, the economy system is detailed with a market system that requires strategy. |
| Are there any specific rules or guidelines on the server? | Yes, please refer to our Discord or in-game rules for guidelines. |
We’ve got players who can craft nukes in-game and blow up entire villages just for fun. The devastation is so epic that even the Ender Dragon would be impressed. Join us if you’re ready to unleash your inner mad scientist and wreak havoc on our virtual world.
But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. You never know when a TNT trap might be waiting for you around the corner or when a giant explosion will rock the entire server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to join the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, away from judgmental relatives and their unsolicited advice. No more worrying about language confusion or being accused of imprisoning your child in daycare.
On our server, you can focus on building your dream world, without any interference from family members trying to dictate your parenting choices. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the struggles of balancing work, school, and parenting.
So come join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family drama.
We have a secret underground slime farm run by a team of mischievous villagers who are always up to no good. They’ll trade you slime balls for the most ridiculous items like cooked chicken wearing a top hat or a diamond sword that sings show tunes.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure hunt where players must follow a trail of exploding sheep to find the hidden loot. Trust us, it’s worth it when you uncover a chest full of enchanted golden carrots that make you run faster than a speeding minecart.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our insane Minecraft SMP and start saving up your slime balls for the most absurd items you’ve ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you can have a pet creeper that tells jokes?
The downfall of our society? Pfft, who cares about that when you can join our server and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom! Build towering castles, battle fierce dragons, and even ride unicorns into battle. The possibilities are endless on our server.
Forget about real-life problems and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Join us now and experience the most epic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join today and let the madness begin!
Feeling lazy? No worries! We’ve got an AFK strat pastebin that will blow your mind and have you dominating the game without even trying. And don’t forget about our Season XP Leveling Pace – it’s so fast, you’ll be leveling up like a pro in no time.
But wait, there’s more! Be a Marvel Hero in Fortnite Battle Royale Chapter 5 Season 4 and travel the Champion’s Road to victory. And if that’s not enough excitement for you, how about blazing past the finish line in Rocket Racing Inferno Island? It’s a thrill ride like no other!
And guess what? LEGO Fortnite v30.40 is here, and you can use Bus Stations to fast travel around the map. It’s like a dream come true for all you speed demons out there.
But that’s not all – Fortnite is even returning to iOS in the European Union, with free skins and items up for grabs. Plus, sign up for survey emails and receive the Free Sir Beurre Back Bling within 24 hours. It’s like Christmas came early!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next Fortnite Crew July – The Operator! Don’t miss out on all the fun – see you in the game!
Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the winner gets a diamond crown and the loser has to wear a pumpkin on their head for a week!
Explore our custom-built Lostbelt No.42024, where you can summon crazy creatures and repair singularities with the power of friendship (and TNT)!
We’re celebrating 21 million downloads with a Space Ishtar summon, where you can ride a rocket ship to victory and blast your enemies into outer space!
Don’t miss out on the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and let the madness begin!