Treatment Minecraft Servers (Page 26)

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Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server out there, then this is the place for you! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret.
According to a totally legit study from some fancy university, it turns out that neither amphetamine nor sub-anesthetic ketamine treatment during adolescence impairs devaluation in rats tested during adulthood. And you know what that means? It means our Minecraft server is rat-approved! That’s right, folks, our server is so lit that even rodents are giving it two paws up.
So, if you wanna be part of a server that’s not only fun but also scientifically proven to be rat-friendly, then hop on board! Who knows, maybe you’ll even make some rodent friends along the way. Join now and let the madness begin!

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HoleyMoleyCraft
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join our minecraft server if you want to face your biggest fears head on! we have created a world filled with clusters of small holes to trigger your trypophobia like never before!
but don’t worry, we also have a therapy center where you can work through your fears with our virtual therapists who specialize in hole-related phobias.
if you survive the hole-filled world, you will unlock the secret skin disease-avoidance level where you must navigate through a maze of diseased skin textures to reach the ultimate treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds.
so come join us on our server and conquer your trypophobia like a true minecraft warrior!

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OzempicCraft: Where Creepers are Just Misunderstood
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come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell dad jokes. our villagers have a secret underground dance party every saturday night and the zombies are actually just misunderstood emo kids.
if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet llama that spits out rainbow glitter and a magical pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing. our admins are all unicorns in disguise and our moderators are actually just really sassy parrots.
we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot that only the bravest adventurers can find. and if you manage to defeat the ender dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of virtual cookies and a personal hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s not actually hot).
so come on down to our minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). join us for a wild ride of laughs, memes, and pixelated shenanigans. oh, and did we mention there’s a secret portal to a dimension where all the chickens wear sunglasses? yeah, it’s that kind of party.

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Bupropion Buffs: Antidepressant Weight Wars!
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LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, IT’S LIKE A BUPROPION FOR YOUR GAMING DIET! WE PROMISE YOU’LL GAIN LESS WEIGHT HERE THAN ON OTHER SERVERS! OUR STUDY SHOWS THAT PLAYERS WHO JOIN US DON’T GET AS CHUNKY AS THOSE ON OTHER SERVERS! SO COME ON AND JOIN THE FUN, WE’LL KEEP YOU LEAN AND MEAN IN THE MINECRAFT SCENE!

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GeneCraft: The Oxytocin Experiment
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join our epic minecraft server for the chance to discover the missing gene that causes obesity and postnatal depression! we have scientists working day and night to uncover the secrets of this gene, while also battling creepers and zombies in the virtual world.
imagine the possibilities of using oxytocin to alleviate postnatal depression in minecraft! you can create potions and brews that will make your character feel all warm and fuzzy inside, just like a real-life mother bonding with her baby.
come join us on this wild adventure where science meets minecraft in the most unexpected ways. who knows, you might even unlock the key to curing obesity and postnatal depression in real life too! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

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GeneCraft: The Oxytocin Experiment
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yo, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, scientists from some fancy schmancy uni found a gene that can make u fat, cray cray and depressed. but guess what? on our server, we got oxytocin as a treatment! so come join us and let’s get rid of them postnatal depression vibes while building some epic structures together. trust me, u won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s get this party started!

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Crafting with Herpes
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OMG u guys, dis minecraft server is LIT AF! like, u gotta join cuz it’s like, soooooo much fun and stuff. like, did u know dat herpes infections take a major economic toll globally? like, WHOA. but don’t worry, on dis server, u can forget all about dat cuz we got creeper explosions and diamond swords and stuff.
join dis server cuz we got unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs. u can build ur own castle and ride a dragon into battle. like, WHO WOULDN’T WANNA DO DAT?! plus, we got free pizza every Friday and a secret underground disco party every Saturday. it’s gonna be soooooo epic, u won’t even believe it.
so come join us on dis minecraft server and let’s have a blast together. herpes infections ain’t got nothin’ on us! let’s build, fight, and dance our way to victory! YOLO, amirite?!

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ProstatePotion: The Cure for Dementia!
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come join our epic minecraft server where we have magical drugs that can cure your enlarged prostate AND prevent you from getting dementia with Lewy bodies! our drugs have special side effects that target all kinds of brain problems, so you’ll never have to worry about forgetting where you put your diamonds again. join us now and let the healing power of minecraft drugs save your brain from all the bad stuff!

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MS Stress Relief Server
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hey u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a world where u can build ur dream house out of diamonds and obsidian, where u can ride on giant chickens and fight off evil zombies with ur trusty sword! this server is like no other, with crazy events like a giant watermelon festival and a dance party with creepers! join now and experience the ultimate minecraft madness! trust me, u won’t regret it!

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ForgetCraft: Next Gen Diagnostics & Staging
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hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? well dis server is da bomb diggity yo! we got zombies dat do the cha cha slide, creepers dat sing opera, and skeletons dat do the macarena. u ain’t gonna find a server like dis anywhere else, trust me.
and get dis, we got secret levels where u can ride on a unicorn and shoot rainbows out of ur butt. it’s like a disco party in the sky, but with more explosions and sparkles.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to give out free hugs? yea, he’s a big softie once u get to know him. but watch out for his fiery breath, it’s hotter than a jalapeno pepper on a summer day.
so come join us on dis wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). trust me, u won’t regret it. Alzheimer’s Association who? we’re too busy having a blast in minecraft land!

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