not only that, but this potion also induces tumor cell death so you can flex on those cancerous cells while you’re out here building your epic base and mining for diamonds.
so come join us and become the ultimate warrior in this wild world of minecraft! trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.
WE GOT HYPERACTIVE PLAYERS WHO CAN’T SIT STILL, BUT THAT JUST MEANS THEY’RE ALWAYS ON THE MOVE, CREATING INSANE REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND!
IMPULSIVE PLAYERS? OH YEAH, THEY’RE ALWAYS STARTING NEW PROJECTS WITHOUT FINISHING THE OLD ONES, BUT THAT JUST MEANS THERE’S ALWAYS SOMETHING NEW AND EXCITING HAPPENING ON THE SERVER!
SO COME JOIN US, WHERE ADHD AND NARCISSISM MEET MINECRAFT MADNESS!
join our server and experience the ultimate trip of a lifetime, man. we got players reporting stronger feelings of inner healing, like, who needs therapy when you got psilocybin in Minecraft, right? it’s like, a whole new level of relaxation and enlightenment, bro.
come on, join us and let the magic of psilocybin take you on a wild ride of self-discovery and healing. it’s like, the best trip you’ll ever take in Minecraft, dude. trust us, you won’t regret it.
Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against hordes of zombie chickens, or building a giant roller coaster that goes all the way to the moon (yes, we have a moon in our Minecraft world, don’t question it).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Will you be able to defeat him and claim the title of Chicken Champion?
So come on down to our server and join in on the madness! Who needs diamonds when you can have exploding sheep and flying squids?
u know what else? studies show that peeps with chronic pain are more likely to feel anxious and depressed, but guess what? on this server, u’ll be so busy having fun that u won’t even have time to think about those bad vibes.
plus, we got the best mental health support around! our virtual therapists are always on call to help u work through any issues u might be facing. so come on, join us and let’s build a better, happier world together!
| Server URL | play.server26.net |
|---|---|
| Map | map.server26.net |
| Discord | server26.net/discord |
Laid back rules, a close-knit community, events from time to time, and always something to help with. Staff and players available for assistance.
Vanilla-style gameplay with emphasis on long-term projects, megabases, and no map resets. Focus on infrastructure and community builds.
Hosted in Germany with 128GB RAM, Intel i9-9900k, 1TB NVMe SSD. Paper server with plugins like GriefPrevention for land claiming and chest shop plugin for trading.
Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only way to save the world is by building the most epic structures and battling monsters with your trusty diamond pickaxe.
But beware, there’s a twist – every time you save the world, a new oneshot manga is released featuring your Minecraft character as the hero! Who knew that mining and crafting could lead to fame and glory in the literary world?
So what are you waiting for? Join us and become the ultimate hero in “The reason I save the world” – coming soon to a Minecraft server near you!
If you’re not on this server, you might as well be playing with dirt blocks in single player mode. We have the most epic builds, the most intense PvP battles, and the most drama-filled chat you’ll ever experience.
Join us if you want to witness a creeper proposing to a skeleton, or see a group of villagers start a protest over their working conditions. We have so many inside jokes, even the chickens are laughing.
But be warned, if you dare to disagree with our greatness, you will be banished to the Nether realm, where you’ll have to survive on nothing but rotten flesh and magma cubes. So come join us, if you think you can handle the insanity.
Join us and experience the high-stakes, mentally engaging task of building your own world in Minecraft. Just like the handle of that mug snapped clean off, your mind will be blown by the endless possibilities on our server.
Not a clumsy person? No problem! Even the most elite-level players can find a challenge on our server. And if you’re looking for some sweet revenge like in this story, we’ve got plenty of opportunities for playful mischief.
So come on over and join us, where breaking dishes is just the beginning of the fun. Who knows, you might even find yourself squirming with excitement like our friend in this tale. See you in the game!
Our server is like a dysfunctional family gathering, but with blocks and creepers instead of relatives. Experience the thrill of navigating through complicated relationships and unresolved tensions while building your dream world.
Forget about boring old family drama, join us for a virtual adventure where you can escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is crafting and surviving. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?
So come on, join us and let’s build a world where you can be yourself without having to apologize for being emotional. Who knows, you might even find some virtual family members who understand your struggles better than your real ones!
Our server is so addictive that players have reported losing track of time and forgetting to eat or sleep. But hey, who needs food and rest when you’re busy mining diamonds and fighting off zombies, am I right?
Join us and become part of a community where obsidian is the new currency and diamond armor is the new fashion statement. Trust us, once you start playing on our server, you’ll never want to log off. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the addiction begin!
Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. We have enchanted diamonds raining from the sky, pigs that can fly, and a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Plus, every new player gets their very own pet llama that can breakdance on command.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave.
