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  • ExWifeKidneyDietNoConsult

    ExWifeKidneyDietNoConsult
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate revenge story unfold right before your eyes!

    Picture this: You, a seasoned RD with clinical nutrition experience, getting a request from your ex’s wife for a consultation. But wait, it gets better – this ex of yours was a total jerk who couldn’t make up his mind about being attracted to you! Talk about drama!

    Now, imagine the thrill of denying his wife nutritional treatment because, let’s face it, you’re not updated on the latest medical info and you’re living in a different country. But hey, who needs facts when you have a juicy backstory like this?

    Join our server and witness the chaos unfold as you navigate through the world of Minecraft with a side of revenge served cold. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love (or drama) in the pixelated world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

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  • MIFDDTCD74 Melanoma Madness

    MIFDDTCD74 Melanoma Madness
    yo yo yo come join dis lit minecraft server where we got all da crazy stuff like MIF, DDT, and CD74 in melanoma!!! like, who even knew dat was a thing in minecraft, amirite??!

    we got mad scientists workin round da clock to bring you da most epic adventures and quests u ever seen. like, one time, we had dis giant melanoma boss dat was shootin lasers out its eyes and we had to use MIF, DDT, and CD74 to defeat it. it was LIT, fam.

    so if u wanna be part of da most insane minecraft server ever, come join us and let’s take on some crazy melanoma monsters together. trust me, u won’t regret it. #melanomamadness #minecraftmayhem

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  • DystroCraft: Gene Therapy Edition

    DystroCraft: Gene Therapy Edition
    so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity if you wanna have muscles like a ripped mouse with Duchenne muscular dystrophy. we got this gene therapy thing going on that will make you stronger than a diamond sword in Minecraft. join us and flex those pixelated muscles while taking down creepers like a boss. come on, do it for science and for the LOLs.

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  • HIV-FreeCraft – 100% Protection!

    HIV-FreeCraft – 100% Protection!
    LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER AND U WILL GET A TWICE-YEARLY INJECTION THAT MAKES U INVINCIBLE LIKE SUPERMAN BUT BETTER BECAUSE U CAN BUILD STUFF AND FIGHT CREEPERS. EXPERTS SAY IT’S STUNNING LIKE A RAINBOW UNICORN FLYING THROUGH A CHEESEBURGER RAINSTORM. SO COME JOIN US AND BECOME THE ULTIMATE MINECRAFT WARRIOR WITH SUPERPOWERS AND STUFF. YOLO!

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  • CraftyVaxRevolution

    CraftyVaxRevolution
    hey yo, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like dat new anti-HIV injection dat gives u total protection from da deadly virus for 6 months, except dis server protects u from boring gameplay! it’s like a vaccine for boredom, bro!

    dis server be so lit, it performed so well in trials dat da researchers had to stop da test early cuz it was too epic. da full results be published in NEJM, which stands for “Not Even Just Minecraft” cuz dis server be on a whole notha level, ya feel me?

    so come join dis server and experience da revolution of virus prevention… i mean, boredom prevention! build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and make friends with fellow gamers who are just as crazy as u are. don’t miss out on da fun, join now and let’s get our minecraft on, baby!

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  • PFASBusters: Breakin’ Blocks in 8 Hours!

    PFASBusters: Breakin’ Blocks in 8 Hours!
    OMG u guys, dis minecraft server is lit AF cuz we got scientists breakin down all da crazy stuff like perfluorooctanesulfonate and Nafion in just a few hours. like, who even knew dat was possible in Minecraft? join us and watch as we turn boring science stuff into epic adventures. u won’t find dis kinda action anywhere else, trust me. come join da fun and see for urself!

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  • NieceNotInvited18Plus

    NieceNotInvited18Plus
    Are you tired of boring weddings where kids aren’t allowed? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for your niece with Brainstem glioma to attend a wedding! Join us for a magical experience where everyone is welcome, even if they throw tantrums over cake sizes. Our server is the only place where you can celebrate love, friendship, and massive dessert bars all in one place. So come on over and let your inner child (or immature 13-year-old niece) run wild!

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  • KetoCraft: Socially Restored

    KetoCraft: Socially Restored
    Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can literally reverse the effects of being a loner with some fancy ketamine. Yeah, you heard that right. Forget therapy or making friends, just hop on this server and get your brain back on track with some (R)-ketamine magic. Who needs social skills when you have a blocky world to explore and a virtual high to keep you company? Join now and say goodbye to loneliness, one ketamine block at a time.

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  • DwarvenDocMD: Sneezy & Sleepy!

    DwarvenDocMD: Sneezy & Sleepy!
    come join our minecraft server and be part of the craziest adventure ever! we got more fun than doc from the seven dwarves trying to be a doctor. his patients are always sneezing and falling asleep on the job! but on our server, you can build your own crazy world where anything is possible.

    we have exploding chickens that shoot fireballs, talking trees that tell bad jokes, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few skeletons).

    join us and be part of the madness! who needs a boring old doctor when you can have a wild time on our server? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get crafting!

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  • ShroomCraft: The Booze Buster

    ShroomCraft: The Booze Buster
    so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got psilocybin mushrooms growing everywhere, and like, they make you not wanna drink alcohol anymore. it’s like magic, bro. we’re like, doing research on rats and stuff, and they’re all like, “no thanks, i’ll pass on the beer, i got shrooms to munch on.” it’s wild, man. come join us and let’s get trippy together while we save the world from alcoholism, one mushroom at a time.

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