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  • CraftyKneePainMapz

    CraftyKneePainMapz
    LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’! We got diamond rainbows and lava waterfalls, it’s a freakin’ party up in here!

    You wanna know why you should join? Well, lemme tell ya a lil story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond armor. They became the ruler of the server and everyone bowed down to them. True story, bro.

    But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground maze filled with treasure chests and deadly traps. Only the bravest and most skilled players can make it out alive. Are you up for the challenge?

    Oh, and did I mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

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  • KimJongUnChonkRx

    KimJongUnChonkRx
    so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. we got north korean officials running around tryna find medicines for kim’s obesity-related health problems. like, can you even imagine? it’s like a wild goose chase but in minecraft.

    join us and help these officials navigate through the treacherous lands of our server to find the magical potions that will cure kim’s obesity. maybe you’ll even get a reward from kim himself, like a lifetime supply of kimchi or something.

    plus, our server has the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. we got a giant statue of kim jong-un made entirely out of diamonds. it’s like bling bling, baby.

    so come on over and join the fun. who knows, maybe you’ll become besties with a north korean official. anything is possible in this crazy minecraft world.

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  • BrainDrugDeliveryCraft

    BrainDrugDeliveryCraft
    Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where we got genetically modified parasites delivering drugs to your brain! Crazy, right? You join this server and BAM, you’re getting all the drugs you need to treat any neurological diseases you got. It’s like a trip to the doctor, but way more fun and blocky. Plus, the parasites are super cute and friendly, so you won’t even feel a thing. Come join us for a wild ride through your brain on our server!

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  • ToxoDrugDeliveryCraft

    ToxoDrugDeliveryCraft
    Join our wacky Minecraft server where we have CATS POO PARASITES delivering DRUGS to MOUSE BRAINS! Yes, you heard that right! Our scientists have inserted proteins to treat a human brain condition into these parasites, and they are now transferring them into the brains of infected mice! It’s a wild ride of science and chaos, all in the world of Minecraft! So come on over and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows what other crazy experiments we have in store for you!

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  • BrainBugCraft

    BrainBugCraft
    yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got PARASITES dat are like, super smart and can deliver DRUGS straight to ur BRAIN CELLS, bro! it’s like, science fiction meets Minecraft, but for realz! imagine having a lil parasite buddy helpin u out while u build ur epic castle or mine for diamonds. plus, sometimes they get a lil feisty and attack other players, so watch out! it’s a wild ride on dis server, u don’t wanna miss out!

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  • AngryCraft: Booze & Smoke Edition

    AngryCraft: Booze & Smoke Edition
    so, like, u know how minecraft is, like, the best game ever, right? well, this server is, like, even better cuz, get this, it’s been proven by, like, scientists that playing on this server can, like, cure anger issues! like, if u have a problem with, like, being too mad all the time, just hop on this server and all ur anger will, like, disappear! it’s, like, magic or something, man. so, like, join us now and say goodbye to all ur anger problems, dude!

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  • Kim’s Chunky Meds

    Kim’s Chunky Meds
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean officials searching for medicines for kim jong un’s obesity-related health problems!!! watch as they navigate through the virtual world, fighting off creepers and zombies while trying to find the perfect potion to cure kim’s insatiable appetite for fried chicken and twinkies. join now for a chance to witness the most bizarre quest in minecraft history and maybe even score some rare loot along the way. hurry before kim’s hunger gets the best of him and he eats all the virtual food in sight!

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  • DrunkCraft: Dysfunction City

    DrunkCraft: Dysfunction City
    so, like, u know how u get on a minecraft server and u just wanna build stuff and have a good time? well, this server is like that, but with a twist! our players are so lit that they can build the craziest things even when they’re drunk af! u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server!

    u wanna know why u should join? well, get this – our players have so much fun that they forget all about their sexual dysfunction! yeah, that’s right, this server is like a magical cure for all your problems! who needs viagra when u can just play minecraft with us?

    plus, the stories on this server are wild! u won’t believe the crazy adventures our players get into when they’re drunk and building stuff! it’s like a never-ending party where anything can happen!

    so come join us on this epic minecraft server and leave all your problems behind! who knew that building blocks could be so therapeutic?

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  • GazaKids2UAE Minecraft Server

    GazaKids2UAE Minecraft Server
    so like, on this epic minecraft server, we got like, Netanyahu postponing the departure of sick Gazan children for treatment in UAE. but like, who cares about that when you can join our server and build the craziest roller coasters and have epic battles with your friends.

    like, imagine building a giant castle and then having a massive water balloon fight with all your buddies. or maybe you wanna go on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of awesomeness.

    plus, our server has the best parties with the coolest music and the tastiest virtual snacks. so come join us and forget about all that real world drama, because on our server, the only thing that matters is having a blast and creating amazing memories.

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  • Fire & Bricks Minecraft Server

    Fire & Bricks Minecraft Server
    come join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from real world problems like fires and barrages and stuff. u can build ur own virtual paradise and not worry about getting wounded cuz there ain’t no real danger here, just fun and games. plus, u might even find a secret underground bunker full of diamonds and gold! so come on, what u waiting for? join now and start crafting ur way to victory!

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