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PneumoniaCraft: Diagnose & Discharge
LOL come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing changing more than a hospital pneumonia diagnosis is the crazy adventures you’ll have! One minute you’re building a majestic castle, the next you’re battling a horde of zombie pigmen with a carrot stick. Who knows what will happen next?! Plus, our staff is so dedicated they’ll diagnose your pneumonia faster than a hospital, guaranteed! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! -
MimicCraft: Boosted T Cells & Tumor Death
yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got mad scientists creating crazy potions that will make you invincible in battle! we got this one potion called INT-1B3 miR-193a-3p Mimic that will boost your T cell immunity so you can wreck all those pesky mobs and players trying to take you down.not only that, but this potion also induces tumor cell death so you can flex on those cancerous cells while you’re out here building your epic base and mining for diamonds.
so come join us and become the ultimate warrior in this wild world of minecraft! trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.
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AspirinCraft: Mine for a Cure!
so like, if you wanna reduce your risk of colorectal cancer, just pop some aspirin like candy, bro! this server is like the aspirin of Minecraft servers – it’s gonna reduce your risk of boredom and bring you the most epic adventures ever! we’ve got crazy mobs, insane dungeons, and even a secret treasure hidden by a unicorn! join us and become the hero of your own story, just like aspirin is the hero of reducing cancer risk! come on, what are you waiting for? aspirin awaits! -
ADHD Narcissists: HyperactiveCraft
HEY U GUISE, U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT ADHD PLAYERS RUNNING AROUND LIKE CRAZY, BUT DON’T WORRY, THEY JUST NARCISSISTICALLY BUILDING THE MOST EPIC CASTLES U EVER SEEN!WE GOT HYPERACTIVE PLAYERS WHO CAN’T SIT STILL, BUT THAT JUST MEANS THEY’RE ALWAYS ON THE MOVE, CREATING INSANE REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND!
IMPULSIVE PLAYERS? OH YEAH, THEY’RE ALWAYS STARTING NEW PROJECTS WITHOUT FINISHING THE OLD ONES, BUT THAT JUST MEANS THERE’S ALWAYS SOMETHING NEW AND EXCITING HAPPENING ON THE SERVER!
SO COME JOIN US, WHERE ADHD AND NARCISSISM MEET MINECRAFT MADNESS!
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ShroomCraft: Healing Adventures
so, like, this server is like, the ultimate healer, man. we got psilocybin triggers that will like, totally unlock your inner healing powers, bro. like, you’ll be feeling all the good vibes and stuff, it’s like a spiritual journey in Minecraft, dude.join our server and experience the ultimate trip of a lifetime, man. we got players reporting stronger feelings of inner healing, like, who needs therapy when you got psilocybin in Minecraft, right? it’s like, a whole new level of relaxation and enlightenment, bro.
come on, join us and let the magic of psilocybin take you on a wild ride of self-discovery and healing. it’s like, the best trip you’ll ever take in Minecraft, dude. trust us, you won’t regret it.
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AntibioticCraft: Flesh-Eater’s Nightmare
yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got potions dat can cure u faster dan dis new antibiotic dat scientists be talkin bout! our potions can heal u from any infection, even dem flesh-eating ones! we got da best doctors in da game, dey be workin round da clock to keep u safe and healthy. so come join us and let’s fight off dem bacteria together! #minecraftmedicinesquad -
CannaCraft PTSD Relief Server
so lyke, dis server is da bomb diggity cuz it got dat CBD magic dat helps reduce PTSD in mice. yea u heard dat right, we got mice on dis server and dey chill as heck cuz of dat sweet sweet cannabidiol. join us if u wanna be chill like dem mice, we got da best brain inflammation targeting action in all of Minecraft land. come on over and let’s get lit with dem CBD vibes, it’s gonna be a wild ride yo. #CBDfortheWin #MiceLoveCBD #ChillLikeAMouse -
CraftyCreeperz
u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of craziness and chaos. like, u never know what’s gonna happen next, it’s like a surprise party every time u log on.we got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground society of ninja villagers. u can ride on the back of a giant chicken or battle a dragon made out of cheese.
plus, our community is so lit, it’s like a never-ending party where everyone’s invited. we throw epic events like zombie pigman dance parties and llama races.
so come join us on dis server and let’s make some memories that will make ur grandkids say, “wow, grandma was a total legend in Minecraft.”

