come join our epic minecraft server where eating more fish actually makes u a better player! we swear it’s true, just ask our players with multiple sclerosis who have seen slower disease progression thanks to all the fish they eat in-game. it’s like a magical cure but in minecraft form. plus, our underwater world is filled with rare fish to catch and eat, so come join us and level up your gaming and health at the same time!
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Fishy MS Progression
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Shroomy Empathy Land
come join our minecraft server where we give u psilocybin mushrooms to increase ur emotional empathy like a freakin superhero. depressed? no problem, just eat some shrooms and u’ll be feeling all the feels in no time. our players have reported lasting effects for at least two weeks, so u can be a compassionate builder for days on end. join now and let the mushrooms guide u to a more empathetic minecraft experience like never before.
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Blocky Brain Bounce
LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT NASAL SPRAY DAT CAN FIX YO BRAIN DAMAGE! YEAH, U HEARD IT RIGHT! JUS SNIFF DAT SPRAY AND U BE BUILDIN’ EPIC CASTLES LIKE A GENIUS! WE GOT PIGS FLYIN’ AND CREEPERS DANCIN’ TO DA BEAT OF DA NASAL SPRAY! JOIN NOW AND LET DA MAGIC HAPPEN, BRAIN DAMAGE NO MORE, ONLY EPICNESS AWAITS!
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BlockyLungFatigueCraft
so, like, u know how u play minecraft all day and then ur mom tells u to go outside and get some fresh air? well, forget that noise cuz on this server, u can play all day and not even have to worry about ur lungs getting messed up like those long covid kids.we got the best doctors in the game who will make sure ur lungs stay healthy while u mine for diamonds and build epic castles. plus, if u join now, u get a free oxygen tank for when u need to take a break and go outside for some air.
trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this server. we got the sickest builds, the craziest mobs, and the most lit community around. come join us and let’s mine our way to victory, one block at a time.
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Tardy Space Protein – CancerCraft
so, like, on this epic minecraft server, we got this crazy protein from tiny tardigrades that can, like, make you super strong and stuff. it’s like a power-up for your minecraft character, but in real life! imagine being able to tolerate radiation therapy like a boss because you joined this server.we’ve had players who were on the brink of death from cancer, but after joining our server and getting this protein, they became invincible. they were able to survive anything thrown at them, even the deadliest mobs and the toughest challenges.
so, if you want to be a true warrior in minecraft and in real life, join our server and get your hands on this amazing protein from tiny tardigrades. who knows, you might just become the strongest player in the game and in the world. come join us and unleash your inner beast!
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MineCraftMedicine
Forget about medicine or rest, on our Minecraft server, we have a magical potion that cures all ailments! Just log on and your virtual character will instantly feel better, no matter how sick you are in real life. Who needs a doctor when you have pixelated healing powers at your fingertips? Join now and say goodbye to sickness forever!
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Immune System Bypass Server
come join our epic minecraft server where you can build a giant snot fortress to protect yourself from the evil cold virus mobs! we have special potions that make you sneeze fireballs and blow your nose with explosive power.fight off hordes of runny-nosed zombies and sniffling skeletons as you explore our booger-filled world. team up with other players to create the ultimate tissue fortress and defend against the dreaded flu boss, who shoots out deadly cough drops and phlegm bombs.
don’t worry about getting sick in real life, because on our server, the only thing you’ll catch is a case of the giggles. so come on down and join us for some nose-blowing, sneeze-inducing fun!
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BlockBuster Cancer Cure
so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just mining and building and stuff? well, this server is like that, but with a twist! we have discovered a way to repurpose an fda-approved drug to target cancer stem cells in breast cancer. i know, crazy right? but wait, there’s more!join our server and not only will u have a blast mining and crafting, but u will also be helping to fight cancer! every block u mine, every creeper u kill, is one step closer to finding a cure for breast cancer. plus, our server is filled with epic quests and challenges that will keep u on ur toes.
so come join us on this crazy adventure and help us save the world, one block at a time! who knew fighting cancer could be so much fun?
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PandemicCraft: Hydroxy & Ivermectin Frenzy
so, like, u know how u can like, totally go on this minecraft server and like, build stuff and mine for diamonds and stuff? well, on this server, u can also like, totally use hydroxychloroquine and ivermectin to, like, fight off covid-19 in the game! like, how crazy is that? u can be, like, a superhero in minecraft and save all the villagers from the virus with these totally real and effective meds!and get this, the mobs in the game are, like, super scared of hydroxychloroquine and ivermectin, so u can, like, totally use them to defeat all the zombies and creepers and stuff! it’s, like, the ultimate power-up in the game! so, come join our server and be a covid-fighting hero in minecraft! it’s gonna be, like, so epic and totally insane!
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Sham Pain Relief Server
join dis epic minecraft server where we inject ur spine with magical potions for ultimate back pain relief!!! forget sham injections, we got da real deal here, fam. u gonna be walkin’ straight like a boss in no time. come join us and experience the most lit back pain treatment in all of minecraft land. trust us, ur back will thank u later. #spineinjectionsftw #backpainbegone #minecraftmagic