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  • ADHD Noise Boosters Server

    ADHD Noise Boosters Server
    LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE WHITE AND PINK NOISE FOR YOUR MINECRAFT ADDICTION! JOIN US AND WATCH YOUR ATTENTION SPAN IMPROVE LIKE MAGIC!

    WE HAVE SPECIAL NOISE BLOCKS THAT WILL MAKE YOU FOCUS LIKE A LASER BEAM, HELPING YOU BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES AND MINE LIKE A PRO!

    SO IF YOU’RE SUFFERING FROM MINECRAFT ADHD, THIS SERVER IS YOUR CURE! COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MAGIC OF WHITE AND PINK NOISE IN MINECRAFT! #BESTSERVEREVER #FOCUSFORDAYS

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  • PsychoCraft OCD-Free Fun!

    PsychoCraft OCD-Free Fun!
    so like, u know how some people rly need to have everything perfect all the time? well, this server is perfect for them! we got all the trippy stuff to help u loosen up and let go of ur ocd tendencies. imagine building a wonky house and actually enjoying it, wild right? plus, we got this crazy therapy where u face ur fears head on and conquer them like a boss. join us and say bye-bye to ur ocd, hello to a whole new world of chill vibes and wacky adventures!

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  • CraftyProstateManiac

    CraftyProstateManiac
    so, like, this server is so lit, you won’t even believe it, bro. we got like, a whole democracy thing going on, but then this manifesto dude dies of prostate cancer. like, what even is that? but don’t worry, we got epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you. join now and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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  • ShoulderCraft: The Ultimate Muscle Workout

    ShoulderCraft: The Ultimate Muscle Workout
    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! Have you ever wanted to join a server that will give you the strength of a thousand warriors? Well, look no further, because our server will make your shoulder muscles so strong, you’ll be able to lift a whole village with just one arm!

    Forget about boring old servers that just focus on building and mining. Our server will give you the ultimate workout as you battle creepers and zombies with your newfound shoulder strength. Who needs a diamond sword when you have muscles like these?

    Join now and become the ultimate warrior in the Minecraft universe. Show off your bulging biceps and impress all your friends with your superhuman strength. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to become the most powerful player in the game. Join today and feel the burn!

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  • CannabisCraft420

    CannabisCraft420
    yo, dis server be like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of diamonds and creepers. we got so much weed, even the cancer journal be writin’ about it! join us and get high on life while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off zombie mobs. we got so much green, you’ll think you in a jungle biome. come join da party and let’s blaze it up, minecraft style!

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  • VaxCraft: Nasal Spray Edition

    VaxCraft: Nasal Spray Edition
    HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! ARE YOU SICK OF GETTING SICK?! WELL, COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND WE’LL GIVE YOU A POTENTIAL VACCINE FOR THE FLU AND CORONAVIRUSES!

    IMAGINE WALKING AROUND IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, FIGHTING CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES, ALL WHILE HAVING THE PEACE OF MIND KNOWING YOU’RE PROTECTED BY OUR NASAL SPRAYS! WE HAVE AN IMMUNE ACTIVATOR AND A PAN-CORONAVIRUS NASAL VACCINE THAT WILL KEEP YOU SAFE FROM ALL THOSE NASTY VIRUSES!

    SO WHY WAIT? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND BECOME INVINCIBLE IN MINECRAFT! PLUS, IF YOU JOIN TODAY, YOU’LL GET A FREE DIAMOND SWORD TO SLAY YOUR ENEMIES WITH! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY!

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  • DopamineCraft: Plaque Dissolver Server

    DopamineCraft: Plaque Dissolver Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we cure alzheimers with DOPAMINE!! yea u heard that right, we got that good good dopamine flowing to reduce them brain plaques like it aint no thang. forget about boring old treatments, just hop on our server and let the dopamine work its magic. plus, we got some sick builds and crazy adventures waiting for u. so what u waiting for? join now and let the dopamine flowww!! 🧠💥 #dopaminecuresall

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  • BorderlineCraft: Dissociation Edition

    BorderlineCraft: Dissociation Edition
    yo, so like, come join our minecraft server cuz we got women with borderline personality disorder who experience like, super heightened dissociation symptoms in sexual situations. it’s like, totally crazy, man. compared to healthy women, these ladies are like, on another level with symptoms of depersonalization and derealization. it’s like, a whole new world in our server, you gotta see it to believe it. come join the madness and experience the wildest minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • GutCraft: BingeBeGone!

    GutCraft: BingeBeGone!
    join our epic minecraft server for the most wild and crazy adventures ever! we have discovered that playing on our server can reduce binge crafting behavior and block placing levels in mice. yes, you heard that right! our server offers new insights into the gut-brick connection and suggests a novel treatment for excessive mining consumption. come join us and let’s craft our way to victory together!

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  • GenderRx: No Pain, No Gain

    GenderRx: No Pain, No Gain
    so, like, this server is like the emergency room but for minecraft players, except instead of pain medication, we give you diamonds and enchanted gear! and get this, if you’re a girl player, you get even MORE diamonds and gear because we wanna make up for all the times you didn’t get enough pain meds in real life. join us and experience the ultimate gender equality in gaming! we’re breaking stereotypes one diamond at a time, baby!

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