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  • TaxiCraft: No Rides for You

    TaxiCraft: No Rides for You
    Are you tired of being the designated driver for your entitled roommates? Are you sick of being kicked out of bed just because you’re the only one with a driver’s license? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama!

    On our server, you can build a virtual car and drive it wherever you want without being guilt-tripped by anyone. No more 100+ mile drives every week, no more cold shoulders for setting boundaries. And the best part? You can even run over virtual zombies for stress relief!

    So come join us and leave all your real-life chauffeur duties behind. Who needs reliable transportation when you have a blocky world to explore? Let’s block and roll, baby!

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  • CraftyCounselorMomma

    CraftyCounselorMomma
    Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your privacy? Look no further! Our server is so discreet, even your nosy school counselor won’t find out about your personal problems!

    Join us for a leukemia-free gaming experience where the only thing contagious is the laughter and fun! Our server is so exclusive, even the germs won’t be able to find you here.

    With a community that respects your boundaries and keeps your secrets safe, you can game in peace without worrying about unwanted disclosures. So come join us and leave all your worries behind – unless you want to share them, of course!

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  • ChunkyCraft: Where Even Your Minecraft Character Can Lose Weight!

    ChunkyCraft: Where Even Your Minecraft Character Can Lose Weight!
    lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we give out anti-obesity drugs to players with high body mass index! we estimate 1 in 7 players may qualify for this crazy offer, that’s like 3.6 million potential drug takers! imagine mining for diamonds while on semaglutide, you’ll be unstoppable! join now for a chance to become the skinniest player in the game and dominate the leaderboards with your newfound speed and agility! who needs potions when you have prescription drugs, amirite? #minecraftgoals #getskinnywithus

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  • ShroomCraft: The Happy Place

    ShroomCraft: The Happy Place
    Yo, so like, you ever wanna join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you forget all your problems? Well, this server is like taking a trip on some magical mushrooms, except without the weird hallucinations (unless you count all the crazy builds you’ll see).

    We did a study with like 436 players, all aged between 36-60, and found that playing on this server actually improved their mood better than any other treatment out there. It’s like therapy, but with creepers and diamonds instead of a boring old therapist.

    So come join us and let’s get lost in this virtual world together. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

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  • LewyBlockz: Memory Boosted Server

    LewyBlockz: Memory Boosted Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own dementia with lewy bodies world! forget ur worries and slow down cognitive decline with our alzheimer’s drug-themed gameplay!

    choose between ChEIs, memantine, or no treatment to see which one helps u survive the longest in our crazy virtual world. watch out for the dementia zombies and try not to forget where u put ur diamond sword!

    with reduced risk of death in the first year after diagnosis, u can play for hours on end without worrying about losing all ur progress. join now for a mind-bending experience like no other!

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  • BlockBinge

    BlockBinge
    Are you addicted to building the most epic structures in Minecraft? Do you spend hours mining for diamonds just to flex on your friends? Are you obsessed with creating the ultimate redstone contraptions that would make even the most seasoned engineers jealous? Then boy, do we have the server for you!

    Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with craziness and chaos. Our community is like no other, filled with players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. We have regular build competitions where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies (yes, they’re a thing in Minecraft now).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of brave warriors to challenge. Defeat the Diamond Dragon and you’ll be rewarded with a special diamond sword that shoots lasers (okay, maybe not lasers, but it’s still pretty cool).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your Minecraft addiction run wild! Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend.

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  • PsychoParentProbsMC

    PsychoParentProbsMC
    come join our minecraft server where we embrace the chaos and craziness of life! we have so many wacky adventures waiting for you, it’s like a rollercoaster ride for your brain! imagine building a house with a llama as your architect, or fighting off zombies with a carrot as your weapon.

    our server is like a therapy session for your inner child, where you can let loose and have fun without any judgment. we even have a special area where you can battle it out with other players using only your best dance moves.

    so if you’re looking for a place where you can be yourself and let your imagination run wild, come join us! who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama architecture or zombie carrot fighting. the possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the madness begin!

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  • MetforminCraft: No Dementia Here!

    MetforminCraft: No Dementia Here!
    so like, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well u should cuz we got the craziest adventures waiting for u, like seriously.

    imagine this: u spawn in and suddenly u r surrounded by a bunch of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they start leading u on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, but watch out for the evil chicken overlords trying to steal it first.

    oh and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long? it’s lit, trust me.

    plus, if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at ur enemies. who wouldn’t want that, amirite?

    so come join us on the most insane minecraft server ever, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe a little bit of brain damage, but who’s counting?)

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  • UltraCraft: GeneTrackin’

    UltraCraft: GeneTrackin’
    hey yo! ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the ultrasound method beats the blood-brain barrier to precisely track gene expression? well, look no further cuz we got it all here! come join us and witness the magic of genes being expressed in the most precise and epic way possible! who needs regular old mining and crafting when you can be tracking genes like a boss?! join now for a mind-blowing experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about minecraft!

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  • SugarCraftCity

    SugarCraftCity
    so like, u know how u get those cravings for sugary snacks and u just cant stop eating them? well, on our server, we have so many sugary treats that u will never want to leave! we have candy mountains, chocolate rivers, and even a donut forest! plus, all that sugar will give u the energy u need to mine for diamonds all day long! come join us and watch as ur type 2 diabetes increases by almost 20% in just one week! its gonna be a wild ride, so bring ur insulin and get ready to party!

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