come join dis epic minecraft server where we cure parkinson’s disease with DIET AND GUT MICROBIOME!!! yea u heard dat right, forget doctors and meds, just eat some virtual veggies and boom, ur shaking stops! we got virtual doctors in lab coats giving u advice like “eat more carrots” and “drink more water” to cure ur parkinson’s! and if dat aint enough, we got virtual therapists to help u cope with ur newfound health. join now and say goodbye to parkinson’s FOREVER!
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Crafty Gut Quest
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SlimCraft2021
Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape real-life drama like this! Our server is a safe space where you can focus on building, exploring, and having a great time with fellow players. No arguments about weight loss here – just pure fun!We have virtual doctors who will take your disabilities seriously, no matter what they may be. Need a break from the real world? Hop on our server and leave your troubles behind. Plus, our rollator-friendly paths make it easy for everyone to navigate and enjoy the game.
So come join us and leave the weight of the world behind – both literally and figuratively! No body shaming allowed, just good times and great adventures. See you there!
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Mal’s Mystery Blood Club
OMG u guys, dis server is like the discovery of a new blood group, MAL, but in Minecraft form! Join us and be part of the mystery, where rare players lacking this blood group can finally be identified and treated with epic loot and potions! Who knew Minecraft could be so life-saving and epic at the same time? Come join us and be a part of this insane adventure!
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Melanoma Survival Squad
come join our epic minecraft server where u can survive for 10 years or more just like these patients with melanoma!!! our immune checkpoint inhibitors will keep u cancer-free while u build ur dream world in minecraft!!! fight off the creepers and zombies with ur immune system and conquer the land!!! join now for the ultimate survival experience!!! #minecraftimmunity #longtermsurvival #cancerfreefun
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BlameItOnTheCreeper
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to judge you for your irrational fears like that nurse did! Join us for a fun and supportive community where we embrace all coping mechanisms, even if it involves “crying like a baby” while playing Minecraft.Our server is therapy-approved, so you can rest assured that we won’t tell you to “grow up” or “seek therapy” for your fear of creepers. We understand the struggle of facing your fears, especially when it involves placing virtual IVs in pixelated patients.
Don’t let your fear of judgment hold you back from joining our server. We promise not to berate you for being scared of Endermen or skeletons. Plus, we have expert therapists on hand (well, maybe not actual therapists, but we’ve watched a lot of Dr. Phil) to support you through your pixelated phobias.
So come on over and join our Minecraft server, where we won’t blame you for regressing in your treatment if you run away from a zombie. Let’s build a supportive community together, one block at a time. #NoJudgmentMinecraftServer
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Blocky Weight Loss Quest
so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will make u lose weight? well, this server is the one for u! we got this crazy injectable semaglutide and liraglutide that will make u shed those pounds faster than u can say “diamonds!” join now and watch as ur character gets skinnier and skinnier with each block u break. who needs a gym when u got minecraft, amirite? come join the fun and get fit while u play!
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Fungal Resistance Escalation – Antifungal Fun!
yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz if u don’t, u gonna be left dealin’ with some funky fungal disease like a zombie from da game. WHO says like 3.8 million peeps die every year from dis shiz, so u better hop on dis server before u turn into a mushroom or somethin’. trust me, u don’t wanna be walkin’ around lookin’ like a creep from da nether realm. join now or forever hold ur peace, cuz ain’t nobody got time for fungal resistance up in here.
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PillCraft: Blood Pressure Edition
yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like taking a low-dose 3-in-1 blood pressure pill but for ur gaming experience, ya feel me? this server, known as GMRx2, is like the magic potion that will make u a minecraft legend. forget about standard servers, this one is on another level, fam.imagine this: u log on and suddenly ur building skills are off the charts, ur pvp game is unmatched, and ur redstone creations are blowing minds left and right. it’s like u took a sip of the ultimate gaming elixir and now u unstoppable.
seriously, this server is the real deal. join now and prepare to be amazed. trust me, u won’t regret it. go on, take a leap of faith and enter the world of GMRx2. u won’t look back, i promise.
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Trafficking Masters United
so, liek, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna save teh world at teh same time? well, dis server is teh place 4 u! we got non-U.S. interventions dat r like super duper effective at treatin survivors of human trafficking. u can be a hero in teh game AND in real life! join now and be part of somethin amazin! also, we have free cookies. just sayin.
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Crafty Meds Bar – Aussie’s Rx
so, like, u know how u drink too much and then u need help but u dont wanna admit it? well, this server is like the meds for that but for minecraft addiction. we got naltrexone and acamprosate to help u stop playing so much minecraft. join us and get treated for ur addiction while still playing the game u love. its like magic, but not really. just join and see for urself. u wont regret it, unless u do, but thats ur problem, not ours. just come and have fun, or dont. its up to u, but u should totally join. like, now.