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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 6001 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | New Chunks Explored: | 835134 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 144 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Emeralds Found: | 8505 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5209 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 11 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
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So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism. See you on the other side, my friends!