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Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 9054 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Chimeras Created: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Wilderness Tamed: | 8 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 410 |
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