Join us and experience the thrill of wearing white to a wedding – yes, you heard that right! Our server is all about breaking the rules and causing a scene. Who cares if someone dumps wine on you? It’s all part of the fun!
But wait, it gets even better. Bring your baby along and dress them in the most adorable outfit you can find. We encourage baby upstaging the bride, especially if they’re only two months old! And don’t worry, we have a strict policy of strapping babies to their parents at all times for maximum chaos.
So, if you’re ready to experience the wildest Minecraft server around, join us now! Just remember, anything goes and there are no limits to the insanity you’ll encounter. See you there!
We have a special “Escape Plan” feature where you can meticulously record all your contributions to the server, so if the worst ever happens and your fellow players turn on you, you’ll have the evidence to prove your worth. And don’t worry about trust issues, because on our server, we believe in teamwork and sharing the wealth – it’s not “his” business, it’s “ours”!
So come join us and show your son and husband that being a housewife doesn’t mean you have to be vulnerable and at the mercy of others. Take charge of your own destiny and build a future for yourself in the world of Minecraft!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary WiFi Hotspot Gang, a group of mischievous players who roam the land renaming all the WiFi hotspots to ridiculous names like “Potato Salad Palace” and “Llama Love Shack”. Join them in their quest to spread laughter and chaos throughout the Minecraft world!
So why wait? Join our server today for a one-of-a-kind experience that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky WiFi Hotspot Gang members – you never know where they’ll strike next!
also, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair where u can find a portal to a whole new dimension filled with dancing llamas and singing creepers. it’s like a party in there 24/7, bro.
oh, and did i mention that the admin is a wizard who can turn u into a dragon if u bring him a stack of golden apples? like, who wouldn’t want to be a freakin dragon in minecraft?
so, yeah, join this server and let your wildest dreams come true. or at least have a good laugh at the insanity that goes down here.
Come be a pioneer in recognizing the environmental impact of these sponges as you build and destroy with reckless abandon. Who knew cleaning could be so dangerous and fun at the same time?
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness of our server where the magic erasers are more than meets the eye!
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| Version | 1.21 |
|---|---|
| Plugins | Lifesteal, /home, /tpa |
| Server Rules | Anything goes, bases can be griefed and stolen from, PvP allowed |
A: You will be banned for a week. After the week is over, you will be unbanned and given a reset.
A: The End will be accessible when a good time is decided for everyone to fight the dragon and each other.
A: If you’re interested, please leave your Discord username below and an invitation will be sent to you.
Ever wondered if having sex with someone hot feels better when you’re hot yourself? Well, on our server, we guarantee that your Minecraft character will be so hot, you’ll be melting blocks left and right.
Not only will you be building and exploring in style, but you’ll also have the chance to engage in some steamy roleplay with other players. Who knows, you might even find your pixelated soulmate in the process!
So come on, join us on the hottest Minecraft server around and see for yourself why being hot in-game is the key to a sizzling good time.
Join us and immerse yourself in a world where freckly futas roam free and anything is possible. Our players have created some truly wild and wacky characters, from sexy slime girls to seductive skeletons. Who knows what kind of steamy adventures you’ll find yourself in?
So why wait? Join our server today and get ready to experience Minecraft in a whole new way. Just be prepared to leave your inhibitions at the door – things can get pretty wild in the world of /ERP/!
