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  • Crafty Dysfunction: Epic Epidemics

    Crafty Dysfunction: Epic Epidemics

    New Minecraft Servers

    so liek u ever been playin on a minecraft server and u just cant get ur block on cuz ur post-ssri sexual dysfunction is gettin in the way? well, do we have the server for u! come join us for a wild ride of block-placin fun and crazy adventures!

    we got pigs flyin, creepers twerkin, and villagers breakdancin like theres no tomorrow. plus, our community is so welcoming that even if u cant get ur block on, u’ll still feel right at home.

    join now and see for urself why our server is the talk of the town. who needs to quantify incidence and prevalence when u can just have a blast playin minecraft with us? come on in, the water’s fine!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Minecraft SMP: The Headache Patient

    Minecraft SMP: The Headache Patient

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your constant headaches! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging SUPER AIRBORNE SPACE AIDS while building your dream base and battling other players in epic PvP battles.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathered tyranny?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Elderly Pain Relief – Antidepressants R Us

    Elderly Pain Relief – Antidepressants R Us

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we give out free antidepressants to all players to help with the pain of losing in pvp battles. our studies show that after taking our magical pills, players have a 99.9% chance of winning every fight! we’ve conducted a whopping 15 trials in the last 40 years and the results are mind-blowing. don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity to dominate the game with the power of antidepressants! join now and start your journey to victory!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • LymeCraft: Borrelia & Bartonella Madness

    LymeCraft: Borrelia & Bartonella Madness

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can find rare mobs like borrelia and bartonella? well, this server is the place to be cuz we got almost 40% of patients with chronic lyme disease finding these crazy creatures, while the control group found 0% cuz they boring af. come join the madness and see what other insane mobs u can discover in our world. who needs normal mobs when u can have ones that make u question ur sanity? join now and let the chaos begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blocky Boner Busters

    Blocky Boner Busters

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our epic minecraft server and never worry about erectile dysfunction again! our pixelated world is so exciting, it’ll have you standing at attention for hours on end. With our magical blocks and creatures, you’ll be so engrossed in the game that you’ll forget all about your flaccid troubles. Plus, our community is so supportive, they’ll give you the confidence boost you need to conquer any obstacle – even in the bedroom. So come on, join us and get ready to rise to the occasion!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Block Bacteria’s Resistance

    Block Bacteria’s Resistance

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we battle against evil bacteria trying to take over the world! we have crazy potions and weapons to defeat them, like the legendary Antibiotic Sword and the Antibacterial Shield. our researchers are constantly coming up with new strategies to stop the bacteria in their tracks, so you never know what kind of adventure you’ll embark on next. plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end. join us now and help save the world from the dreaded resistant bacteria!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SlimCraft Minecraft Server

    SlimCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u! ya u! r u tired of being fat and havin diabetes? well do i have the server for u! our minecraft server is like a weight loss drug that reduces diabetes risk by 94%! u heard me right, 94%! join our server and watch those pounds melt away like butter on a hot day! plus, if u join now, u get a free pet pig that will follow u around and oink encouragement as u exercise in the virtual world! so what r u waitin for? join now and say goodbye to fat and diabetes forever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • FetishCraft Minecraft Server

    FetishCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of vanilla Minecraft servers that just don’t hit the spot? Look no further, because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest fetishes! From giant chickens to rainbow-colored creepers, we’ve got it all. Join us and embrace your inner kinkiness in a safe and pixelated environment. Who knows, you might even discover a new fetish you never knew you had! So come on in and let your freak flag fly, because on our server, anything goes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • LegOrArmBroke – Minecraft SMP

    LegOrArmBroke – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging flying creepers, racing against lava flows, and battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!

    We have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties with zombie pigmen, a sky-high roller coaster that will make you question your sanity, and a maze so confusing that even the Ender Dragon got lost in it once.

    So, if you’re ready to break a leg (or maybe even an arm) for some wild Minecraft adventures, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BetaGlialCraft: Forgettable Adventures

    BetaGlialCraft: Forgettable Adventures

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got glial cells producing beta amyloid protein like it’s nobody’s business. you wanna join this server cuz it’s gonna open up new avenues for future therapies, bro. forget about boring old neurons, we got glial cells doing the real work here. come join us and let’s cure Alzheimer’s together, one block at a time. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP