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CraZyCraftCOVIDCureRetract
so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode rainbows. like, u gotta join cuz we got this secret potion that turns u into a flying pig. no joke, bro. and like, we got this crazy maze that leads to a treasure chest full of enchanted golden carrots. u gotta see it to believe it, man. oh, and did i mention we got a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of marshmallows? yeah, u heard me right. so, like, join now before the aliens invade and steal all our diamonds. u don’t wanna miss out, bro. -
Parkinson’s PACE: Data Mine & Craft
come join dis epic minecraft server where we turnin up da heat with some crazy parkinson’s disease PACE subtypes and repurposing treatments yo! we got dat integrative analyses of multimodal data goin on like u never seen before.im talkin bout ridin on pigs while throwin potions at creepers, all while tryna figure out which treatment gonna work best for dem zombies.
u wanna be part of dis wild ride? den join us and let’s get weird with some data analysis in da world of blocks and pixels. trust me, it’s gonna be a trip u won’t forget.
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Blocky Bae Quest: Find Your Pixel Perfect Partner
Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can find the girl of your dreams! No, not in real life, silly! We’re talking about in-game!Join our server and you’ll be able to feed and cuddle with your very own virtual girlfriend. She’ll never leave your side, unless you forget to feed her, then she might just run off to find someone else who will give her the attention she deserves.
But fear not, on our server, you can also fight off any potential suitors who try to steal your girl. Just make sure to keep her happy and she’ll be yours forever.
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Timmy’s Minecraft Madness: DeShawn Jr’s Revenge
Welcome to our Minecraft server where the adventures are as wild as Timmy Hernendez DeShawn Jr himself! Are you ready to embark on a journey filled with unicorns riding pigs, diamonds falling from the sky, and cows doing the moonwalk?Join us and witness Timmy Hernendez DeShawn Jr take on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot stick and a leather helmet. Rumor has it that he once tamed a pack of creeper llamas and rode them into battle against an army of zombie villagers.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep who throws the most epic dance parties in all of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the chance to boogie down with these woolly party animals!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see what Timmy Hernendez DeShawn Jr is gon’ do next!
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The LOLcraft Chronicles – Chapter 10, Page 803
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool blocks? Well, look no further, because this server is here to shake things up like a creeper in a TNT factory!Join now and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a roller coaster made entirely of obsidian! Build a house out of enchanted emerald blocks and watch as villagers line up to trade with you for ridiculously OP items.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon on this server is actually a secret agent working for the illuminati. Defeat it and unlock a secret base filled with unlimited diamonds, gold, and even a pet enderman named Steve.
So why wait? The time is NOW to join this epic Minecraft server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft master and conquer the pixelated world with your mad skills!
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ComfyCraft: The Ultimate Chill Gaming Spot
Our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have unicorns that poop rainbows and leprechauns that give out diamonds like it’s candy. Not to mention, our creepers have been trained to do the Macarena on command. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our ender dragon is actually a secret agent working for the illuminati. So come join us and experience the most comfy and insane Minecraft server ever created! -
PoorCraft: Where Diamonds are just a Dream
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being poor and having children is actually a good thing! 🤑👶Join our server and watch your virtual bank account explode as you mine for diamonds and build extravagant mansions for your little Minecraft munchkins. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have a virtual family that never complains about doing chores?
But wait, there’s more! Experience epic battles against giant mutant chickens and ride on the backs of flying pigs as you explore our wacky world. Don’t worry, your children will be safe…unless they wander too close to the lava pit. 😬
So why wait? Join our server now and live out your wildest Minecraft fantasies with your virtual family by your side. Who knew being poor and having children could be so much fun in the world of Minecraft? 🤣🎮
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Pixel Penises & Creeper Faces Server
Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! 🎮💥Are you tired of boring old servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, THIS server is like no other! We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret diamond mine guarded by a dragon named Steve.
But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you will have the chance to battle a giant zombie wearing a tutu, ride a roller coaster made entirely of TNT, and even participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly creepers.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered. Will you be the lucky player to find it?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep…🐑💥
WARNING: Side effects may include uncontrollable laughter, extreme fun, and a sudden urge to play Minecraft 24/7.
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Call of Blocky: Dial ‘1-403-926-5649’ for a wild Minecraft adventure!
Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE reasons:– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of surviving in a laggy world! Can you handle it? – We have a secret underground base filled with EXPLOSIVE surprises. Just watch out for the TNT traps! – Our admin team consists of highly trained dolphins who will guide you through the treacherous waters of Minecraft. They may even grant you three wishes if you’re lucky! – The currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, but CHICKEN NUGGETS. Trade wisely! – We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a maze of LAVA and EXPLOSIONS. Hold on tight!
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