treating yourself Minecraft Servers

treating yourself

  • Luxurious Blockheads: Minecraft SMP

    Luxurious Blockheads: Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Y’all, lemme tell you about this Minecraft SMP that is like, WAAAY beyond anything you can even imagine, like I’m talkin’ about a unicorn holding a taco while riding a rainbow unicorn. You ever wanted to live your life like a king but in block form? Yeah, this is the place for you!

    First off, we have a Robust Economy, like you can literally barter with NPCs who will trade you EXCLUSIVE items for mooshrooms. You can’t find that on the regular servers! I traded 20 stacks of dirt for a potato once, and I felt like an absolute god.

    And guess what? There’s a Battle of the Bunnies every Friday where we throw bunnies into this pit and whoever’s bunny survives the longest wins a SIGNED copy of Minecraft! (PSA: The bunnies aren’t harm—just kidding, they demonic and flying everywhere, it’s a hoot!)

    Listen, we had this super intense Dragon Fight, but we forgot to bring bows and arrows so we just pelted the Ender Dragon with stacks of pudding I made in-game, and let me tell you, it did NOT end well. The dragon was so confused, it just flew in circles until it crashed into my buddy Steve’s house and like, obliterated it. Classic Steve, amirite?

    We also have this thing called the Creeper Olympics where we dress up creepers in little outfits and unleash them into a village and the last one standing wins a trophy made out of gold blocks and a voucher for unlimited pig riding. Yeah, you heard me right, pig riding is a luxury we ALL need.

    Oh, did I mention the monthly “Drunk Building Night”? We all take turns chugging Potion of Harming until we can’t feel our fingers and then start building whatever comes to mind. Trust me, it’s ART. Mine last time was a 150-foot tall chicken that pooped diamonds. The admins went crazy and I got banned for a week, but I was the most liked player for MONTHS.

    So listen up, if your life is as flat as a cobblestone block, join this cash-crazy SMP where the beds are soft, the villagers are sassy, and you can tell epic tales while building the worlds most elaborate taco restaurant! You can sell taco-related merch to fellow Minecrafters and become a taco mogul. It’s like Shark Tank, but like, with creepers and snacks!

    Seriously, hit me up if you ever wanna join. Just remember: never trust a skeleton with a bow near a lava pool, and also, pudding is life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HangryCraft Minecraft Server

    HangryCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being called an asshole by your own kids for getting yourself a coffee or a bagel? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the judgment of your entitled children!

    On our server, you can enjoy all the coffee and bagels you want without anyone calling you names. Build a virtual coffee shop and treat yourself to all the goodies you desire, without any guilt trips from your offspring.

    Join now and let your kids fend for themselves while you enjoy some well-deserved me-time in the virtual world. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have a coffee-fueled adventure in Minecraft? Don’t let your kids dictate your snack choices, join our server today and reclaim your right to enjoy a treat in peace!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MineMouse

    MineMouse

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there! Welcome to MineMouse a server for you and all your friends to join! We offer Survival and Skyblock atm but more gamemodes are on their way! We already have an active community even tho we just released! We are also java and bedrock compatible!

    minemouse.survival-zone.com:25612

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ReignSMP – Need Staff – Brand New

    ReignSMP – Need Staff – Brand New

    New Minecraft Servers

    ReignSMP 1.20.4 – Urgently Need staff & builders – Connect at [​reignsmp.apexmc.co] 🌟 Welcome to [​Reign SMP] – Your Ultimate Minecraft 1.20.4 Friendly Survival Oasis! 🌟

    Discord – discord.gg/QVWgB9BCf2

    Embark on a captivating journey within our immersive multiplayer server crafted for the true Minecraft experience! Immerse yourself in a great atmosphereincluding survival aswell as creative plots to express yourself! Earn yourself the builder rank after proving yourself.

    💎 Unlock Your Unique Style with Cosmetics: (non p2w, ingame currency!) 💎Discover a world of self-expression with our expansive collection of customizable cosmetics! Stand out with vibrant skins, playful pets, and captivating particle effects/mounts.

    🏰 Plots for Unleashing Creativity: 🏰Claim your parcel of the world and set your imagination free on designated plots! Construct grand castles, modern metropolises, or enchanting gardens – the choice is yours.

    🛒 Marketplace & Player-rented shops: 🛒Experience the lively marketplace, where players can engage in the art of buying and selling a plethora of items, resources, and rare finds.

    💸 Auction House : 💸Engage in exhilarating bidding wars at our Auction House! Secure exclusive items, powerful gear, and rare blocks by outplaying your fellow players.

    🌐 Unlock Exclusive Benefits with free voting ranks/great paid ranks: 🌐Elevate your adventure by supporting the server and gaining access to exclusive perks with our donor ranks. From enhanced survival abilities to cosmetic privileges.

    🚀 Join –Reign SMP– Today: 🚀Step into a new realm of Minecraft adventure on our 1.20.4 server. Join a warm community, forge new connections, and embark on an extraordinary journey. Ready to dive in? Your epic adventure begins now!

    Connect at [​reignsmp.apexmc.co] we won’t disappoint ! (edited)

    198.244.177.73:25696

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TownySMP [Earth Towny] [1.19.x] [Bedrock]

    TownySMP [Earth Towny] [1.19.x] [Bedrock]

    New Minecraft Servers

    TownySMP is a 1.20.x Earth Survival server with a semi-vanilla RPG experience. We are dedicated to creating a friendly and inviting community. Established in March of 2021, we are run by experienced professionals who look to bring Minecraft to the next level!

    Claim your land using Towny and invite your friends to create thriving towns and nations. Earn money actively using JobsReborn or sell basic materials with a command, then trade it away at PlayerShops! Rank-up using ingame money to earn new perks, boosts, and tags. Whether your goal is to compete, build, or just make new friends: TownySMP is the server for you!

    Features:– Towny claim system with no-grief survival– Rank System with Custom Perks– Player-focused economy– Jobs & /sell to earn money– Voting Crates & Pinata– RPG Experience with McMMO– Dedicated server hardware

    Dedicated Server Hardware:– AMD Ryzen 9 5950X– 128 GB RAM– 2×960GB NVMe SSD– 1Gbps bandwidth

    IP: play.townysmp.comDiscord: discord.gg/TownySMPStore: shop.townysmp.com

    play.townysmp.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP