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| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 4292 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 20 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 44 |
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