Join us for a morning ‘guilty pleasure’ like no other – instead of sipping on a boring cup of coffee, why not start your day by riding a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava? Or maybe you prefer to start your day by pranking your fellow players with exploding chickens disguised as gifts? The possibilities are endless in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!
So why wait? Join our SMP today and start your mornings off with a bang! Who knows what hilarious antics and crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind server. Just remember, the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular old cow pies. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the fabled Bacon Tree, where crispy bacon strips grow ripe for the picking.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be hanging out with Diamond Cows and harvesting bacon from trees? Join us now and let the ridiculousness begin!
Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride pigs into battle against hordes of zombie chickens, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and even tame a dragon to fly around the map on!
Forget about your first paycheck, because on our server, you’ll be raking in virtual diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
Join us on this server where the economy is as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage. You can buy anything from a flying pig that drops golden nuggets wherever it goes to a magical wand that turns your enemies into harmless bunnies. And don’t worry about running out of money because here, the trees drop emeralds and the cows give you stacks of diamonds.
So come on down to our server and start living your wildest Minecraft dreams. Who needs a boring old paycheck when you can have a pet dragon that shoots rainbow fireballs?
Imagine building a house made entirely out of gold blocks or riding a rainbow-colored unicorn through the pixelated forests. On our server, you can do all that and more! And who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret chest filled with enchanted items or discover a hidden portal to a dimension where pigs can fly.
So forget about buying a boring old gift for yourself, join our Minecraft server and treat yourself to the wildest adventure of your life!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off! And rumor has it, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy…but beware of the killer gummy bears!
So come join us on our server, where the possibilities are endless and the adventures are insane! Who knows, maybe you’ll become the richest player in Minecraft history just by racking up those karma points!
Join us for epic adventures, like the time a player built a giant grapefruit castle that was attacked by a horde of angry lemons. Or the time someone discovered a secret underground cave filled with rare pith treasures.
So why wait? Come join us on this insane Minecraft server and see where your grapefruit-filled journey takes you!
| Server Name | Medieval MC Server |
|---|---|
| IP | 74.112.77.5:27090 |
| Version | 1.20.1 |
| Player Count | Not specified |
| Features | Chill and relax server, based on Medieval MC [fabric] mod, main rules include being polite, no stealing or ruining homes |
Q: What is the gameplay like on the server?
A: The gameplay on our Medieval MC server is focused on a chill and relaxing experience, with emphasis on Medieval themes and activities.
Q: What are the main rules of the server?
A: The main rules include being polite to others, refraining from stealing, and avoiding any actions that would ruin someone else’s in-game home.
Q: Are there any plugins installed on the server?
A: The Medieval MC [fabric] mod is used on the server to enhance the Medieval-themed gameplay experience.
Q: How is the community on the server?
A: Our community is welcoming and friendly, promoting a positive and enjoyable gaming environment for all players.
Q: Is there any monetization on the server?
A: At this time, there is no monetization or paid features on our Medieval MC server. We focus on providing a fair and equal playing field for all players.
| Server Name | IP | Version | Player Count | Features |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Crafting for Christ | play.craftingforchrist.net | Java/Bedrock | Varies | – Survival multi-player– Close to Vanilla experience with minor QOL changes– Safe Server initiative– Strong community focus |
Crafting for Christ provides a family-friendly, Jesus-focused Minecraft server with a survival multiplayer experience that is close to Vanilla with minor quality of life changes.
The server rules include no griefing or stealing, no PVP without consent, and no inappropriate chat to maintain a safe and respectful environment for all players.
Crafting for Christ operates on a diamond-based player-run economy with an active shopping area, promoting a community-driven trading system.
You can join the active and loving community on the server’s Discord server at https://craftingforchrist.net/discord.
Crafting Chaos and Harmony
Have you ever looked into the abyss? Well, the abyss looked back at you and said, “Join our server!” or was it “Run away!”? Who knows! Just know THIS is either the GREATEST or the WORST Minecraft experience you’ll ever not experience! Pink Lady is dancing with dragons in the ether while we craft blocks of pure insanity! Are you even *out* if you’re not in? Reality bends here, and logic? Oh dear, that foolish thing fell off a cliff—help it back up! 🙃
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Infinite Oxygen | Why breathe? Just sit in a block of blue wool and think about the universe folding in on itself. |
| Waterfall of Despair | A magical waterfall that only flows in the opposite direction, leading to realms of existential dread. |
| Exploding Sheep | Free wool, but also, why are they screaming like my childhood dreams? |
| Flying Cows | Cows that defy gravity and logic! Milk them for something… ironic? |
| Crafting Puzzles | Build your own emotional turmoil with blocks that don’t exist. Create your own grief! |
| Zombie T-Rexes | They’re bigger, stinkier, and somehow still less terrifying than your own reflection at 3 AM! |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is this server family-friendly? | Why yes! If your family enjoys existential crises over dinner. Family?! What even is “family” in a realm of chaos? |
| Can I play with friends? | Friends? Perhaps only in the echoes of your choice! Choose wisely, or they may end up as a pixelated ghost! |
| What are the server rules? | Rules? I thought we agreed to only imply rules through intense psychic connection… oh no, my brain hurts! |
| Can I fly? | Only into the depths of madness where flight is a state of mind, not a pixelated ability! |
“WE APOLOGIZE FOR PINK LADY BEING STUPID!” “I saw the colors speak, but they didn’t speak English.” “Everyone’s screaming at their screens—what is this, a *concert*?” “Blocks can feel your pain, embrace it!”
We have a special “Dust-Free Zone” where you can build your dream house without any pesky dust particles floating around. And if you ever feel the need to escape from the real world and its dusty problems, just hop on our server and relax in our virtual paradise.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to dust allergies forever! Who knew a video game could solve your real-life problems?
But that’s not even the best part. Later on, I was building a cute little house by the beach, when all of a sudden a herd of zombie dolphins came out of the water and started attacking me. I was like, “What in the world is happening?!” I had to grab my diamond sword and fight them off, all while trying not to drown in the ocean.
If you want some crazy, heart-pounding moments like these, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have the best parties with cake and fireworks every night. So come join us and let’s have some epic adventures together! #chickensfromhell #zombiedolphins #bestpartiesever 🎉🔥🐔🐬
Join our server if you want to experience heart-pounding moments that will have you screaming for your virtual life. Who knows, you might even encounter the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for breakdancing. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave once you’ve experienced the adrenaline rush of surviving on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!
but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even Russia wants to normalise ties with us. they said they’ll only lift sanctions on Moscow if we let them join our epic Minecraft world. so come on, join us and be part of the most outrageous server in the universe. trust me, you won’t regret it.
but wait, there’s more! our ink is so powerful that it can even increase your chances of finding rare loot in the game. like, you’ll be swimming in diamonds and emeralds in no time.
oh, and did we mention that the ink can also protect you from mobs and other players? yeah, you’ll be practically invincible with our tattoo ink.
so come join us on this server and experience the magic of tattoo ink like never before. who knew that getting inked could be so epic in Minecraft?
| Server Name | Your Server Name |
|---|---|
| Server IP | Your Server IP |
| Server Version | Newest Version |
| Player Count | 0 players currently online |
| Features | Vanilla experience, SMP gameplay |
It seems to be an issue with player data compatibility between Bedrock and Java versions. We recommend double-checking your server settings and configuration to ensure compatibility for Bedrock players.
As mentioned, we are running a vanilla server without any mods that could potentially hinder Bedrock player logins. Please try again and let us know if the issue persists.
Yes, our server offers a pure SMP experience without any additional plugins or modifications. Feel free to join and enjoy the vanilla gameplay.
Currently, we do not have any monetization features on the server. We aim to provide a fair and equal playing field for all our users without the need for monetary transactions.