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Gifts4MeXmasSMP

christmas gifts, Christmas shopping, festive treats, Gifts, Gifts4MeXmasSMP, holiday presents, holiday shopping, holiday treats, indulgence, personal gifts, Presents, self love, self-care, self-gifting, self-gifts, self-indulgence, self-pampering, self-reward, self-treats, Splurge, treat yourself

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3932
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Dimension Hops:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5430
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns who poop rainbows and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that farts diamonds! I know, right?! And every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing pandas appears to serenade you. It’s like a dream come true, but in Minecraft form. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and totally nonsensical Minecraft SMP ever! You won’t regret it, I swear on my collection of enchanted rubber chickens.

Baskin Robbins Minecraft SMP Nightly Fun

baskin robbins, baskın, comfort food, delicious desserts, dessert, dessert lovers, enjoying life, frozen treats, Fun, guilty pleasure, ice cream, indulgence, indulging in sweets, late night cravings, little treats, midnight snack, Minecraft, Nightly, Relaxation, Robbins, satisfying cravings, self-care, smp, sugary delights, sweet tooth, treat yourself

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3386
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2654

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to always have a sweet treat in hand! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and discovered a secret ice cream shop hidden deep within the world. Every night, they would sneak away from their base to indulge in delicious Baskin Robbins treats while building their epic creations.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond cow that produces unlimited diamonds for anyone who can find it. Rumor has it that the cow is protected by a pack of flying pigs who will challenge any player brave enough to try and claim the diamonds.

So come join us on our wacky and whimsical Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sugar intake). Who knows what crazy adventures and sweet surprises await you in our world!

Cake Party Time!

adulting, birthday cake, birthday tradition, Cake, cake anytime, cake cravings, cake for no reason, cake indulgence, cake lover, celebration, decadent, DELICIOUS, dessert, guilty pleasure, Happiness, indulgence, just because, Party, self-care, special occasion, sweet tooth, Time, treat yourself

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3647
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Votes:	913	Buildings Constructed:	48
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

come join our server where we have birthday cake for everyone every day!!! you can eat cake and build cake and even fight cake monsters!!! it’s like a never ending party where you can eat all the cake you want without anyone judging you!!! plus, if you eat enough cake, you might turn into a cake yourself and become the ultimate cake warrior!!! so come on, join us and let’s have a cake-tastic time together!!!

Pancake Paradise Minecraft Server

Breakfast, breakfast lover, brunch, budgeting, chocolate chip pancakes, comfort food, cravings, DELICIOUS, food coma, food cravings, foodie, foodie life, French toast, indulgence, Minecraft, money management, pancake, pancake lover, pancake stack, Paradise, self-care, Server, Splurge, treat yourself

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5218
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing sweeter than our chocolate chip pancakes and french toast is the gameplay! Join us and feast on delicious virtual treats while you build, mine, and explore in a world so tasty, you’ll forget about real food for weeks! Who needs money when you can have a virtual pancake party every day? Join us now and let the hunger games begin!

MunchieCraft SMP

Appetite, comfort food, comfort snacks, cravings, food cravings, guilty pleasures, hunger pangs, Hungry, indulgence, late night cravings, midnight snack, munchie madness, munchie time, MunchieCraft, Munchies, satisfying cravings, smp, snack attack, snack ideas, snack options, snack time, treat yourself

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4281
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Farms Harvested:	806	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Are you tired of boring old survival servers where all you do is chop wood and mine for diamonds? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to eat as much as you can! We’ve got a never-ending buffet of virtual food for all you hungry players out there.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual forests of our server when suddenly, a giant pizza falls from the sky! Or maybe you stumble upon a field of pixelated donuts just waiting to be devoured. And don’t even get me started on our legendary bacon mountain – yes, you heard that right, a mountain made entirely of bacon!

But that’s not all – we also have special events like the Great Cake Bake-Off, where players compete to create the most delicious cake in all of Minecraft. And rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden realm filled with candy trees and chocolate rivers just waiting to be explored.

So if you’re a foodie at heart or just someone who loves a good laugh, come join our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a food coma of epic proportions!

CraftyChristmasWishlist

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2157
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Chimeras Created:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Are you tired of boring old Christmas gifts like socks and fruitcake? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can buy yourself the gift of unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear! Who needs a new sweater when you can have a shiny diamond helmet to keep you warm?

Join our server and embark on a quest to find Santa’s secret workshop hidden deep within the North Pole biome. Rumor has it that Santa’s elves have been hoarding rare loot and it’s up to you to sneak past the reindeer guards and claim your prize!

But be warned, the Grinch has also set up shop in the snowy mountains, stealing presents and causing chaos. Will you team up with other players to stop him in his tracks, or will you join forces with the mischievous Grinch and cause mayhem across the server?

So forget about boring old Christmas gifts, come join our server for a holiday adventure like no other! Who needs a new pair of socks when you can have a pet polar bear to ride into battle?

CheatDayCraft

Cheat Day, cheat day food, cheat day meal, cheat day treats, Cheat Meal, cheat meal ideas, cheat snack, CheatDayCraft, comfort eating, comfort food, Favorite Food, food cravings, food indulgence, guilty pleasure, indulgence, treat yourself, weekend cheat, weekend indulgence, weekend splurge, weekend treat

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8682
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Void Gems Collected:	36	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Gods Slained:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only cheat food is stale bread? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the cheat food is unlimited pizza delivered straight to your virtual doorstep by a fleet of flying pigs! That’s right, no more settling for measly bread crumbs when you can feast like a king on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pizza, a pizza so delicious that it’s rumored to grant players special powers like the ability to fly or shoot fireballs from their fingertips. So come join us and indulge in the most epic cheat food experience of your life. Trust us, once you’ve tasted the Diamond Pizza, you’ll never want to play on another server again!

CraftyCash: Spend it on Minecraft!

Budget, Cash, CraftyCash, dreams, financial freedom, goals, Investments, jackpot, luxury, Minecraft, MONEY, Priorities, Prize, savings, shopping, spend, SPENDING, Splurge, treat yourself, winning

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7930
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of spending all your hard-earned cash on boring stuff like bills and groceries? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and spend that sweet 15,000 USD on virtual diamonds and golden apples! Who needs real-life luxury when you can have a pixelated palace fit for a Minecraft king? Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted items worth more than your entire bank account. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

Cutie Pie’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7371
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	61
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Farms Harvested:	843	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha-cha slide! We’ve got a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And don’t even get me started on our exclusive Eggslut restaurant where you can chow down on a Mr. Beast Burger smothered in our famous “Wash Your Sister Sauce.” Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave!

Card Minecraft SMP Fun Time

ANYTHING.., budgeting, CARD, credit card, financial responsibility, Fun, gift, impulse buy, indulgence, long tail tags, luxury, Minecraft, money management, personal finance, PRESENT, put on card, retail therapy, shopping, shopping spree, smp, SPENDING, Splurge, Time, treat yourself

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6967
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Falling into the Void:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7410

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons. Legend has it that this player became the most powerful warrior in all the land, slaying dragons and creepers with ease.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn that grants wishes to anyone who can find it. Want a flying pig as a pet? Done. Want to ride a rainbow into battle? Easy peasy.

And let’s not forget about our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to build the craziest and most ridiculous structures imaginable. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, the creativity knows no bounds.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server!

CraftyMineBrainz

Adaptability, analytical skills, cognitive abilities, comprehension, CraftyMineBrainz, creativity, critical thinking, emotional intelligence, intellectual skills, intelligence, knowledge retention, learning capabilities, logical reasoning, memory recall, mental capacity, Perception, problem solving, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-assessment, wisdom

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1695
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is a total noob? Well, look no further because our server is only for the most intelligent players out there! We’ve got puzzles that will make your brain hurt so good, and if you can solve them all, you’ll be crowned the King or Queen of Smartypants Land!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of genius chickens who have developed their own language and are plotting to take over the world. Join us and help decipher their clucks and squawks to uncover their diabolical plans!

So if you think you’ve got what it takes to outsmart everyone else on the server (and maybe even a few chickens), come on over and join us for a wild ride of brain-teasing fun!

Fungi & Bacteria Evolution Fun

Bacteria, billion years ago, biological evolution, cell features, cellular biology, chloroplasts, complex life, Evolution, evolutionary biology, evolutionary history, experimentation, Fun, Fungi, genetic engineering, life cycles, microbial interaction, Mitochondria, scientific research, scientists, spores, symbiosis

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9949
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Votes:	2320
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

So, like, imagine this, right? You join this epic Minecraft server and BAM! You’re transported to a world where scientists are like, “Yo, let’s shove bacteria inside fungi and see what happens!” And guess what? The fungi are like, “No problem, bro!” and they start producing bacteria-filled spores like it’s nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! This experiment isn’t just some boring science stuff. It’s actually giving us hints about how life on Earth got all complex and stuff. Like, mitochondria and chloroplasts? Yeah, they might have come from experiments like this one, like, a billion years ago or something.

So, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure and see what other wild experiments are going down, you gotta join this Minecraft server ASAP! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a mushroom that shoots lasers or a tree that grows diamonds. The possibilities are endless, dude! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3577
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

The owner of the “SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mr.aitc.vanillaboxmc.ru

WeCanGoCrying BoxPVP No Rules All Tools 1.20.1-1.21.1

1.20.11.21.1, action, Anarchy, Boxpvp, coin system, Community, DOMINATE, Endless fun, Fast-paced, Gear, grind, Kits, Leaderboards, level up, new, PvP, rules, Shopkeepers, Tools, WeCanGoCrying

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3606
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server
WeCanGoMining is a new BoxPVP Minecraft server where you can experience fast-paced box PvP action, level up your gear, and grind while having endless fun! Join WeCanGoMining today and dominate other players as you level up and become unstoppable! Features: Kits Shopkeepers Coin System PVP Leaderboards ❗ We are a new and upcoming server looking for new players to join our community! Any feedback to the server can help us make it better as it’s not just our server, it’s also the player’s server. ❗ Information: Server Address: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz Version: 1.20.1+ Discord Community: https://discord.com/invite/QjQWB3VBsq

WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server

WeCanGoMining is a new BoxPVP Minecraft server where you can experience fast-paced box PvP action, level up your gear, and grind while having endless fun! Join WeCanGoMining today and dominate other players as you level up and become unstoppable!

Features:

Kits
Shopkeepers
Coin System
PVP
Leaderboards

❗ We are a new and upcoming server looking for new players to join our community! Any feedback to the server can help us make it better as it’s not just our server, it’s also the player’s server. ❗

Information:

Server Address: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz

Version: 1.20.1+

Discord Community: https://discord.com/invite/QjQWB3VBsq

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server? A: You can join the server by entering the server address in your Minecraft client.

Q: Are there different kits available? A: Yes, there are multiple kits that you can choose from to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: How can I earn coins in the server? A: You can earn coins by participating in PvP battles, completing challenges, and more.

Q: Can I suggest improvements to the server? A: Yes, we welcome feedback and suggestions from our players to make the server better for everyone.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9952
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous.

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a Nether fortress. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive events where you can win rare loot and show off your skills. Plus, our community is so awesome, even the villagers are jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Feet Thread Pt2 Minecraft SMP

bonus points, Companionship, Connection, feet, foot fetish, friendship, gfs, Intimacy, irl friends, love, loyalty, Marriage, Minecraft, Partnership, Pt2, relationships, significant others, smp, Support, Thread, Trust, Wives

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7885
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and play nice with others? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest and wackiest server out there!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond banana, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

But that’s not all! We also have a special feature where if you find a rare pink sheep, you get to marry the server owner’s wife in real life! (Disclaimer: server owner’s wife may not actually exist)

So come join us for a wild ride full of laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re lucky). Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP around!

CraftyLand

alternative names, Brainstorming, country names, country renaming, CraftyLand, creative thinking, cultural perspectives, fictional countries, geographical names, historical context, hypothetical scenarios, international relations, linguistic influences, naming conventions, naming traditions, national identity, national pride, political implications, renaming countries, world geography

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2153
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Towns Built:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Votes:	4179

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll be transported to a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s been known to challenge players to a dance-off for rare loot.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing, and they’re always looking for new recruits to join their crew. Plus, our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a soft spot for players who can tell a good joke.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even discover the fabled land of Notchtopia, where every block is made of pure gold and the sun never sets. It’s a place where dreams come true and anything is possible, so don’t miss out on the fun!

UyghurSlaveryMC Server

Blacklist, China, Chinese companies, forced labor, global economy, global trade, government actions, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights abuses, human trafficking, international relations, political tensions, sanctions, Server, Slavery, supply chain, trade war, united states, US, Uyghur, UyghurSlaveryMC, Xinjiang

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5257
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Emeralds Found:	3324	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Mines Excavated:	4266	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9431
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8275	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5364
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

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