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Rumor has it that Agent Krasnov once built a giant statue of a potato and declared it the ruler of the server. And don’t even get me started on the time he tried to start a llama army to take over the world.
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So what are you waiting for? Join now and see what new treasonous things Agent Krasnov will say after he wakes up today! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.