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Don’t Mess With Us Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8343
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Potions Brewed:	75
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of super-powered llamas who shoot laser beams out of their eyes. That’s right, you don’t want to mess with these bad boys!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware – it’s also home to a group of zombie chickens who are fiercely protective of their loot.

3. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Who wouldn’t want to explore that?

4. Our server is also home to a tribe of friendly yeti villagers who love to trade rare items for hugs. Just be careful not to accidentally squish them with your giant Minecraft feet!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

AwkwardlySexyMinecraftSMP

awkward, awkward moments, AwkwardlySexyMinecraftSMP, BEDROOM, chemistry, DATING, EMBARRASSING, FANTASY, funny, humor, INTIMATE, lingerie, love, Passion, relationships, role playing, Romantic, seduction, Sexy, theory vs reality, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8911
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

OMG, so like, have you ever tried to flirt with a creeper in Minecraft? It’s like, so sexy in theory because they’re all green and explosive, but then they blow up in your face and it’s just awkward AF. But on our server, we embrace the awkwardness and turn it into comedy gold! Join us for epic pranks, ridiculous building challenges, and a community of players who are just as derpy as you are. Plus, our admin once accidentally turned their house into a giant cake because they thought it was a mod, so you know you’re in for a wild ride. Come join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together!

GreenlandGarrisonMC

Conflict Resolution, Defense, defensive purpose, denmark, Diplomacy, EU countries, european union, foreign policy, global politics, Greenland, GreenlandGarrisonMC, international relations, Invasion, military deployment, military intervention, nato, president, SECURITY, Troops, united states, us military

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	194
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Are you tired of boring old real-world politics? Want to escape to a world where the only invading happening is by creepers and skeletons? Join our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind!

Our server is so epic, even EU countries are considering sending troops to Greenland just to get a taste of the action. Who needs real-life wars when you can have epic battles with your friends in a virtual world?

And if your president ever orders the invasion of Denmark, don’t worry – we’ve got you covered. Our server is a safe haven from real-world chaos, where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest castle or finding the rarest diamond.

So come join us on our server and leave the real world behind – because let’s face it, Minecraft is way more fun than politics!

NaziPurgeCraft

Adelaide, arrest, Arrests, australian news, CBD, crime, criminal activity, demonstration, extremism, far right, hate group, law enforcement, March, NaziPurgeCraft, neo-nazis, protest, Public Safety, racism, SA Police, south australia, White Supremacy

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2322
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? well, come join our server where we have a secret underground society of rainbow llamas who control the economy! yes, you heard that right, llamas running the show!

if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that we have a giant pet chicken named cluckington who lays diamond eggs every hour? that’s right, free diamonds for days!

oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? yeah, we have our own little piece of paradise up there, complete with flying pigs and talking sheep.

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky and wild minecraft server for a truly unique gaming experience. plus, you never know when the llamas might stage a coup and take over the world!

Cannabis Brain Lag

Brain, brain function, brain health, brain scans, Cannabis, cognitive abilities, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, drug addiction, drug use, heavy cannabis users, Lag, long-term effects, lower brain activation, Marijuana, Memory Loss, mental health, neuroimaging, neurological effects, substance abuse, working memory skills

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8455
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Emeralds Found:	1993	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Love Letters Sent:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

so, liek, u know how u smoke dat dank kush all day erry day? well, dis server is perfect for u cuz even if u forget where u put ur diamond sword, it’s all good cuz ur working memory skills might be a bit off but who cares when u can build a giant weed farm in minecraft, amirite? plus, our brain scans show dat u can still function even with lower brain activation, so come join us and let’s get lit in the virtual world, bro!

AllTheModiumCraft

2TB NVME, 4TB Backup HDD, 64GB DDR5, AllTheModiumCraft, Atm9, Central Europe, Discord, Economy System, Modded, modded mc, natural mob spawns, player community, player diversity, player interaction, player recruitment, Player Trading, public server, relaxed gameplay, Ryzen 77700, server economy, server performance, Shops

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1893
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	481
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Location	Central Europe
Server Specs	Ryzen 77700, 64GB DDR5, 2TB NVME \| 4TB Backup HDD
Ping	15ms (EU), 85ms (East Coast US), 100ms (Asia)
Number of Players Online	6-7 players consistently

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How can I join the server?

To join the server, please hop over to our Discord server and follow the instructions provided there: Discord Invite Link

What mods are included in the ATM9 pack?

The ATM9 pack includes a variety of mods such as XYZ, ABC, and DEF. For a full list of mods, please refer to the official modpack listing.

Is there a currency system on the server?

Yes, we have implemented an economy system on the server focused around player trading with a stable currency that can only be obtained from natural mob spawns and selling items to shops.

Are there any restrictions on player builds or activities?

We have minimal restrictions on player builds and activities, as our focus is on enjoying the game and having fun. However, griefing, cheating, and other disruptive behavior will not be tolerated.

Eternal Love Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Breakup, Closure, Communication, DATING, emotional, ETERNAL, ex, forgiveness, Girlfriend, growth, healing, HEARTBREAK, love, Memories, moving on, Quest, relationship, romance, Support, Trust, Understanding, Wife

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7129
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	7606
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like a magical unicorn land with rainbows and sparkles everywhere! 🦄🌈

Like, seriously, the admins are like wizards who grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true in the game! ✨🔮

And the players are all like mythical creatures who will guide you on epic quests and adventures through enchanted forests and mystical caves! 🧝‍♂️🧚‍♀️

Plus, there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds that only the bravest warriors can find! 💎💰

So, if you wanna escape reality and enter a world of pure imagination and chaos, then join this Minecraft server now! Just be prepared to lose track of time and question your sanity…but in a fun way! 😜🤪

BirthBlock Minecraft Server

Accommodation, anxiety, Birth, BirthBlock, Bonding, Boundaries, comfort, Communication, compromise, Decision making, emotions, Expectations, family, Grandparents, Minecraft, mother-in-law, newborn, postpartum, relationships, Server, Support, visitation, Vulnerability

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7981
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and unwanted guests during the precious moments after giving birth? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world and build your own virtual family bonding experience without any interference!

On our server, you can create a cozy virtual home for you and your baby, free from judgmental in-laws and overbearing grandparents. No need to worry about anyone staying overnight and intruding on your special time – unless, of course, you invite them to your Minecraft world!

Forget about feeling anxious and overwhelmed after birth, because on our server, you can relax and enjoy the peaceful tranquility of blocky landscapes and pixelated adventures. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any passive-aggressive comments from virtual family members about your parenting skills – unless you count the occasional creeper explosion as criticism.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the ultimate escape from real-life family drama. Build, bond, and block out the haters in a world where the only thing that matters is having fun and creating memories with your virtual family!

CraftyCreeperz

American name, annoyance, Ciarán, classmates, Connor, CraftyCreeperz, Cultural, cultural sensitivity, Drama, fair point, Identity, irish, name-calling, personal preference, pronunciation, Respect, snarky comments, Spelling, teachers

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9318
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of being called the wrong name like poor Ciarán-turned-Connor! On our server, we promise to always call you by your IGN (In-Game Name) and never give you a silly American nickname like “Caleb” or “Cade” unless you ask for it!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers without anyone calling you the wrong name. Our community is full of hilarious characters who will never roll their eyes at you for wanting to be called by your actual name.

So come on over and join us for a good time, where you can be whoever you want to be without any drama. Who knows, maybe Ciarán will even make an appearance and show those American classmates how it’s done!

BelieverGoneSMP

belief adaptation, belief enlightenment, belief evolution, belief exploration, belief flexibility, belief journey, belief openness, belief reconsideration, belief reevaluation, belief reflection, belief revision, belief systems, belief transformation, BelieverGoneSMP, changing perspectives, evolving beliefs, letting go, personal growth, questioning beliefs, Self Discovery, shifting paradigms

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2530
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Dimension Hops:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, I used to believe that diamonds were the rarest thing in the game, but on this server, we have flying pigs that poop out emeralds! Can you believe it? And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with talking chickens who give you quests to find the legendary golden carrot of destiny. It’s like a whole new level of insanity, man. So if you want to join this wacky world of chaos and confusion, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP faster than you can say “creeper explosion!”

BlockyBanterCraft

adult content, age-inappropriate language, BlockyBanterCraft, derogatory remarks, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful language, harmful comments, harmful phrases, hurtful words, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate comments for kids, inappropriate jokes, inappropriate language, inappropriate language for children, inappropriate remarks, inappropriate topics, insensitive comments, mature topics, negative remarks, offensive language, What shouldn’t be said to kids

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1397
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Falling into the Void:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t let you have any fun? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most ridiculous one out there! Why should you join? Because we have secret treasure hidden in every corner of the map – but beware, it’s guarded by a pack of evil chickens who will stop at nothing to protect it. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Minecraft unicorn, who will grant you three wishes if you can find and tame it. But be warned, the unicorn has a mischievous streak and might just turn your diamond armor into a tutu! So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!