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| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 6700 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 5349 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Legend has it that our server was founded by a group of wise old Minecraft players who were tired of being bossed around by teenagers with no respect for their elders. They banded together to create a server where maturity and experience were valued above all else. Rumor has it that they even built a secret base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a dragon that only the most seasoned players can defeat.
But that’s not all! On our server, we have regular events like bingo night, where players compete to see who can mine the most diamonds in a single night. We also have a retirement home for retired players to relax and enjoy their golden years in peace.
So if you’re tired of being called a noob by kids half your age, come join our server and show them who’s boss! Plus, we have free prune juice for all players aged 50 and above. Join now and experience the ultimate Minecraft server for the 30+ crowd!
